Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

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(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Rant away Lucy and if you do any baking you have to promise to hand some out here, especially the alcoholic stuff!

Turned the tables on OH last night, we were going to have SFF before SWI duty starts in a few days but I wanted to watch Being Human and finish my bottle of red, despite my promises I fell asleep on the sofa

You're right though Barnesy, these men claim to be sex mad but most of the time they're all talk!

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Hello unfortunately I only make virtual muffins!

Lucy we are not against stats but it is very depressing to see that im on cycle 11 every day!

This bus is the party bus of ttc! Where we come to moan and groan about how boring ttfc has become.

What is the F for? I am bit slow today.

Trying to f*cking conceive !!

I was ttc 10 cycles ago but now it's ttfc because it just won't happen, was starting to wonder if I had the right hole ! Lol

I thought that is what is f meant. There is also FTC failing to conceive I think. Just sums it up!

We were using non-spermicidal lube for first 5 months but that apparently makes the darn sperm unable to f*cking move. So am still here.

Was reading about Early Pregnancy Factor and have decided that maybe sperms are meeting eggs but not getting a chance to implant. Therefore I will never have another babeeeee. Not that I am mental me....

Iced i'm technically on cycle 27 at least!!!!! here-here to ttfc!!!!!!

Well thats 2 nights of SWI on CD10. Top marks for effort I feel.

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Top marks indeed fairy, tis a well known fact that the more cards you play, the better your chances of winning on the baybee bingo

Unfortunately my dabber is a bit slow and I only usually manage to play one or two cards!

Ok sorry for whinging 11 months is small in comparison it just feels like forever.

We need some gorgeous men around here. Anyone manage to get some to come and visit? We could have George Clooney, Rupert Penry Jones and Matthew Macfadden. Any other gorgeous men to hang out on our party bus. Think we need some more cocktails. Surely in cyber-space we can get boozed up without it affecting our potential babies.

Mitchell from Being Human might be free now series two has finished

Lou please don't take my 27 months as a complaint at you! I just know exactly how you are feeling. far too many babies been born to friends & fam in the time it's taken me!!!

I'm up for cocktails & totally on the teen-bandwagon of loving Rob pattinson (should know better at nearly 30!!!)

xxx

As vampires go Mitchell is def on my list - behind Rob, Brad, Tom & the vamp diaries boys!
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hi ladies,

how are the devil are you all?

well we haven't had sex since that romantic encounter in the bathroom Friday morning, half hour after I posted lady 2 called to say waters had gone, Spent from Sat tea time to yesterday afternoon awaiting the birth of a gorgeous little boy. mum and baby very well.

Then we had ds2's showcase for his dance school last night, how proud were we of the little fella, I posted a link on the december bus of the video if you want to have a nosy.

Well I am definately on the december bus, no sign of period since erpc 6 wks ago thursday. We are still going strong with our valiant efforts for the cause.

Have been really good too and haven't poas stick since last tuesday. No bloody need i'm sure so am a bit proud of myself,

lia you not poas is a miracle are you sure you didn't do it in your sleep?

lou the only reason i haven't really is cos i actually can't afford to buy any. I've kind of given up on £1 shops and don't feel extra hungry or anything so no real reason to do one.

I really really wanted to today but they didn't have any in savers so that stopped me. Maybe i'll do one on sunday, (just to keep you company you understand) if you wait that long.

Tea shouldn't that be MrTeas bingo dabber!

I love the idea of baby bingo do you have to get a full house or just the four corners to get a baby?

Lia well done for not peeing!!

This no 11 cycle post mc and it was about 24 cycles before that , so I am really p*issed off with ttfc.

Fairy keep up the good work hope the sore bits don't get too sore!

Lou not into the vampires but there is a detective on CSI New York that I think is lovely.

Lemon I am into men from Spooks (see above) cute Arsenal players, Adrian Lester etc. Don't get the R Pattz thing myself. Feel like a cradle snatcher when looking at him.

So Lia you could have won a baby and not know it - that takes real restraint. When I was trying for DS I didn't poas til 5 days past when witch was due. Thought it was going to be a struggle to get pregnant so needed real proof. Got it now and now my body plays horrid tricks on me.

well yes i suppose i could but no symptoms so don't think so.

Not for want of bloody trying though, I don't think i had this much sex in my promiscuous younger years.

Oh well at least your DH can't complain he ain't getting enough.

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Loving the bingo dabber idea Tea

Not sure my dh would complain about not getting enough - it always seems to be me! I'm not that sex mad, but it's no wonder I'm still on these buses at 3-4 times per month.

Ho hum, still waiting for dh's results, just hoping and praying to anyone who will listen that they are normal. He took the sample in last Mon, so should hear soon.

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Good luck UmBongo

The SWI is imminent at Tea Manor and am gearing up for another month of disappointment and fustration when I don't manage to orchestrate it at the right times. I think your 3-4 times is good going UmBongo, OH doesn't have much of a sex drive and prefers me to kiss the lucky bingo dabber rather than mark my card with it IYSWIM!

Good luck UmBongo and I'm not that sex mad either I think it's the pressure from ttfc that kills it.

Tea your lucky bingo dabber comment made me laugh so much, but I do have similar problem.

Sometimes when I read the threads I cry and other times they just make me laugh so much, really helps me to keep going knowing there are others out there who know what it's like in this mad crazy ttfc world.

Hopefully this is a more cheery thread lemon. Am going to see Hypnotherapist so hopefully she can help me win a baby. Does anyone know of anyone else who has won a baby with the help of a hypno? I know Polly loves her acupuncturist and that is my treat for next week!