Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

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(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Louja a lady I work with has had hypno for TTC and really enjoyed it. Her and her partner both have fertility issues and are going for another round of IVF but the Hypno has really helped her to feel more positive about things.

How to persuade dh that i really don't mind the, um, occasional 'early' 'card marking' iyswim? Actually makes life easier sometimes - faster is better (under certain circumstances . but obviously can't SAY that... Suggestions?

Hi all,

I try not to do it in the morning cos I'm worried about not keeping 'it' all in after. Didn't get dabbed last night - fell asleep before DH could get in the bed! Work is tiring me out! Think I'll be off to bed in a sec but CD11 so wanna get some SWI in again!

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God this thread is really quiet !! Are you all busy swi and your bits are too sore for you to move!

Dh away again and not due to start swiing till Friday. Have invested in some pre seed and it was part of a pack so I'm doing my temps and I'm going to pee on ov sticks from saturday. Gone completely insane but i'm so fed up of swi to a schedule that I will try anything .

How is everyone!!

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Lucy I know what you mean I'm sick of hearing 'i'm pregnant and we weren't really trying it just happened' and then 'when are you going to have another dd must be lonely' aarrrrrggggghhhhh

Decided to chart temps because I've never done it before but I'm not going to get obsessed

Watched one born everyminute on channel 4 last night and got upset because the it was filmed in October last year and that was my due date

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um, guys, that wasn't quite the 'early' i meant... More the, um, 'premature' or 'very very quick' type...

Lol Unbuffy I got you but couldn't think of anything helpful to say - it's a minefield

You charters are very dedicated to the baby bingo, I gave all that up after a couple of months as a bad job, the most scientific I get these days is 'oh, I feel a bit slippery, must try and get DP to lend me his bingo dabber without actually letting on that I need to play bingo today' This applies to today which I am a bit surprised about (CD8) and I have had a really long day at work too...

me too Teafan - day 10. What's going on? Maybe it's a Spring Thing?

Dh is very understanding when i want a very quick bingo session!! When your on cycle 11 the quicker the better.

Bingo dabbers at the ready, get dabbing.

On your marks... Get set... SHAG.

Hmm. Didn't someone a little while back on this post comment on the death of romance in swi society?

Have totally forgotten to cook supper. Twas supposed to be chicken (Roast, etc,) but durrr forgot to put it in the oven . Not even a sexy excuse! Large glass of wine required. So much for my resolution to ease up on the booze...

the only thing I'm addicted to is watching these threads lol! SWI last night. Dopn't think it'll happen tonight as soooo much work to do.

I watched One born...that woman finally had her baby. DH walked in & said "haven't we seen this episode" i said that she's just over due!

Managed to stay awake last night and dh wasn't too late in - so, actually managed a bingo session! Hopefully as you say, teafan without letting on that it was IMPERATIVE that I got to borrow the dabber!

Actually went on the ann summers website last night too - think I need some new undies! - Just to keep him interested in case he gets too bored of bingo at the wrong moment. Some of the things on there though!

Umbongo yeah I think I need some new prizes for the the bingo viewing! Possibly a new job that didn't make me so tired. Thats the reason morning SWI on a weekday is a no-no! I don't have time for it. Giove myself 45 mins to get reading in the morning! xxx

I know have a weird image in my head of all of us at bingo dressed in ann summers 'outfits' ( mine would be sparkly red nipple tassels and crotchless knickers) playing bingo with our dhs lucky bingo dabbers !

If you go to www.Topcashback.com you can get some money back on AS!! Love the website. Well both of them actually....

Hello all, can someone please bash me over the head? I am on CD7, and had some spotting today day, 4 days after the witch had vacated the premises. So what do you do in that situation? You POAS of course, and then get upset when it says 'fuck off you mental, of course you are not pregnant'. Bah....

Lou I just remembered it was you who got me on to topcashback - I don't buy anything online anymore without checking there first!

Oh god, just had a numbing thought... I'm on CD7 which means I have to get back my sexy back over the next few days. HELP!!!

Its great topcashback. I have got about £30 back on it. It helps fund ebay purchases at least.

Poll I am trying to persuade TH that SFF is a good idea. He thinks me snapping at him ruins the mood and is not up for it. Stupid man I too would be tempted to POAFS - its your body playing tricks.

Tis a cruel trick of fate that makes me so snarly around ovulation time. Does make trying to seduce TG particularly difficult!

New day and more POAFS for me.

Lou how was the hypno?

Hypno really good. Therapist used to be a midwife and specialises in cases where people have had probs conceiving. If anyone lives near St Albans and is after a hypno I would recommend her.

Glad it went well Lou sounds really positive. So when is the acupuncture?!

Supposed to be next week but need to see if I can change my appointment due to work.