Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Good luck for ultrasound Lou, I hope they come up with something!

I have 12 week scan on wednesday, so am starting to worry that it may show something odd. Other than that, I have not been sick, but have been feeling pretty shitty, and very tired. My midwife says she will get me off a murder charge if I accidently kill dh for asking Why? when I say I am knackered!!!

Me again

Just been for 12 week scan to be told that there is a 9 week sized sac, but no baby.

So yes, it did show something odd at the scan. So now all I have to do is wait for a miscarriage.

Oh UmBongo I have no words sending you huge un-MN like hugs x x

Oh my god umbungo that's so so sad my lovely. I hope you and mister umbungo are being looked after. We are here if you need to vent. Sending you big hugs and lots of booze. There is no words to describe the shittiness that you must be going thru.

UmBongo really sorry you are going through this, no words can ever help. Thinking of you and your dh.

umbongo I am so sorry to read this, Just hugs and sympathy for you, when you're ready to talk, we are here. xx

Hey me again. Thinking of you. xxxx

umbongo Just thinking of you today, hope you are getting some rl support.

so i am due on today, nada, zilch, no signs of impending and a Ginormous........BFFUCKINGN

aggghhhhhh

ok, as you were. x

Was it with fmu? Or something more dilute poas queen x

liahgen66 - i was due on yesterday (well, if I go by my last three cycles which were all 26 days) and no AF as yet. Feel nauseous today and very very tired but have a little bit of red-tinged CM (TMI ) so think AF might be on its way. Again. Grrr.

no lou twas the liquid gold that is fmu

maybe i'm going back to 28 days, is that a good thing? or does it mean cmy aged cycles are stretching out again?

was hungry earlier but then again boobs are a teeny bit tender which is usually a sign of the RTD for me as opposed to anything more lasting.

ho hum, we shall see in couple days I guess. Still, means we van have sex tonight as dh has been so knackered past few days have done nothing and I thought I'd be on by now so out for a few days every cloud etc ..

and you thought you were giving tmi bicnod

could be implantation? no?

van pmsl, that would be can, my days of Van sex are well and truly over.

Ah well, if neither of us are pg at least I have a cycle buddy - I was thinking the same, maybe my cycles are going back to 28 days rather than 26.

Van sex sounds fun - my favourite automobile for shagging has to be the old style mini though - sixth form sex with legs hanging out of windows, ah those were the days

See I led a sheltered life no sex in cars for me. Just under willow trees and in the sea for me

Bugger. AF just got me. Oh well. Just sat down and worked out my fertile days for this month - think it's cycle #8 TTC now.

Arse arse and more arse.

Bicnod sorry the bitchy witch got to you. Stop counting cycles - I have. Far less depressing. Here's a biccie for you.

xx

OMFG OMFG so, I did the 2nd test in pack this morning and there is the faintest line, I say faint but you can see it at arms length.

OMFG I am now off to town to get a digi as this was a tesco cheapie.

OMFG Friday feeling.

Yaaaaaaaayyyy liahgen that is fantastic news

A line is a line is a line. But come back and tell us when you do the digi anyway.

OMFG!!!! OMFG!!! Fingers crossed its a line.

Let us know Lia!!!!!!!!

so Mr Clearblue says.......................................................................................
YES pregnant 1-2, exactly spot on, OMFG i am shitting myself now. Can i snooze for the next 4 or 5 wks?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! That is bloody brilliant news and gives me hope that it is actually humanly possibly to conceive a baby

You need to snooze for the next 36 weeks c

Took my head out of the bucket long enough to read mn and congrats Lia ! Yaaaayyyyy

had scan on Tuesday and I am 13 weeks due 20th jan still doesn't feel real.

More real than mine Lemon! Huge congrats at making it throught the first trimester, sorry you are still puking tho.

MASSIVE congrats to Lia.

Thank you all for your kind words, I am in a bit of limbo-land as I am still waiting a miscarriage before we can start again. But I don't want it to happen this weekend as I am toooo busy! I am getting through the days as normal, but tend to have a howl at about this time of day when I am by myself. (you can't have a decent howl when anyone else is about, you feel that you should pull yourself together!)

UmBongo glad to see you back on here. Have you chosen to wait for things to happen naturally or was that your only option? Thinking of you lots and hoping it will be over soon. It's not bloody fair. All the wishing and hoping and waiting and then this. One of my best friends had a similar experience last year and she said people expected her to get over it really quickly and carry on as normal. She felt like she wasn't expected, or even allowed, to grieve and it wasn't until several weeks down the line that she realised that she couldn't just carry on as normal. Be kind to yourself lovely - you really don't have to pull yourself together just yet. x

Lemon hurrah for scan and due dates

So on CD1 I've already marked in my diary all the days DH and I will be having spontaneous SWI this month. I am such a tragedy.