Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Am thinking that £400 could go towards seeing a private specialist and would be a better use of money than a monitor.

I hope FairyG is ok after what she has been through. Fairy ifs you are lurking then am sending you a big hug and bottle of Hooch - extra strength.

We are camping somewhere in Wales dh can't decide and in the summer holidays going up to Scotland. Went twice last year and dd and dh love it.

You know you have been ttfc for too long when using a turkey baster sounds like a really good idea!

FairyG there is a big bottle of White lightening and some hot pink leg warmers waiting for you. Neon leg warmers very eighties.

girls I need help, RTD due next weds and already hpt's calling to me.

bogof in Superdrug, PLUS me 2 freebies, could test every day from now till then if I want

spongey that really is a bit shit alright, my periods have seemed to sort themselves out since my mmc in Jan but last month was 24 days, that's not enough time to win a baby is it?

lou jacket is yours for the month, please clean any stains it before return.

lemon Wales sounds nice, Me and Dh are attending the Revival festival in August, got everyone there, kajagoogoo, kim wilde without her gardening gloves You know, all the big stars.

Enjoy the beautiful weekend weather ladies, My 15 yr dd has a singing competition on Sunday and is really nervous now. AM really nervous for her too, she's never sung in front of a crowd before.

Lia me thinks love that you need the jacket to stop you POASing. What day are you on? I have just had to count. Am on day 18 and not convinced I have won my baby. Just don't think the sex was horny enough.

day 21 tomorrow. Don't think we did it enough but gotta keep the faith eh?

Lou our sex is never horny, unless you count 'preseeds up hurry up because I want to go to sleep' lol

Good luck to your dd on Sunday Lia!

Maybe you should put some music on Lou to get you in the mood.

Am liking the new look - leg warmers on just in time for the hot weather!

Well, day 33 here, not testing. Don't want to know. Don't know how you do daily testing Lia, I couldn't cope with daily ups and downs. Although some mornings it is a concious effort to piss fmu down the loo! I will find out that I am not preg any day now. Although having had sex at the right time this month is actually giving me false hope.

Lia - step away from the tests. Oh and good luck for your dd, singing is great fun, tell her not to worry about the crowd, just make sure she gets her words across to the deaf old lady in the back row and HAS FUN!

[Runs in the disco in her yellow neon legwarmers, off the shoulder top and 80's perm singing with Lemon] Lia fingers crossed for your DD. Let's hope she is the star you know she is. Also, that she is better at singing than you are at keeping away from those darn sticks.

Umbungo how long is your cycle???

Argh I forgot the roller skates the proper 80's ones not the inline ones from the 90s!!

Two words Lou. Roller Disco!!

God I loved that song, still do and sort of made dd love it and the soundtrack from dirty dancing.

UmBongo is too drunk to dance on roller skates. Sit in corner getting drunker, or do major injury to self and possibly others!

Nothing wrong with getting dd to like dirty dancing soundtrack Lemon Bringing children up proper like!

Lou my cycle is around this long! 31-34 days ish. But fairly convinced that rtd is on its way. Again, so be prepared for pissed off post tomorrow!

Surely one can roller disco dance better when inebriated, or is that just thinks can roller disco better?

I am so not pregnant this bloody month, (and all the other sodding months) have this ache/pain deep in uterus/pelvic area and just know. I guess 5 times just didn't cut it eh?

SO am really nervous about tomorrow, I know i'll cry and can't even blame hormones.. actually i can, am due on, lol. We gotta get the coach at 6.15am!! whats that all about? Still the middle of the night unless you're 5 yrs old, then it's wakey up time. DD will be walking to coach with her eyes closed, will try and take picture with my new Sony Ericsson Xperia, (not name drop) and post on profile tomorrow night. She cried in her singing lesson today cos she got the words wrong, hope nerves don't get the better of her. Aggghh, I'm scared.

Have lovely day Sunday ladies in the sunshine, umbongo hope your head is ok, still, we get to sit in covent garden for lunch so that'll be nice.

Lia fingers and toes crossed for your DD!! Am sure she will be a star.

Anyway with regards to shagging I think its quality not quantity. One of my mates had sex once in 2 months and won her baby. Here's hoping. I managed 4 which is quite impressive. Or so I thought til Lia complained about 5.

I have no balance so will have to sit on the sidelines drinking Thunderbird.

Maybe we could arrange a meet up one day. I know Lia suggested one aggggggeeeeeesss ago.

Anyway I have a new plan. Not in a rush to get duffed as then I will have to go back to full time work sooner. Hehe!!!

No rtd yet, although belly is grumbling in usual style so NOT getting hopes up.

I was quite pleased with our shagathon score of 4 too Lou Methinks Lia is smug with 5!

Am very pleased that there is no-one on here managing the every other night that "they" recommend for getting duffed It would only make me feel worse!

Iced i'm with you on the careless whisper song, i love that song! I turn it up full blast when it comes on in my car lol

Hope this is your month umbongo, one of the reasons i like this thread is because your not all shagging every other night, alot of the other threads i've lurked on their at it every other night or even every night, don't know how they manage it, so i feel quite at home here knowing that your all a bit like me we've only managed 4 times so far this month and im on cd23, it's crap really as i know the chances of winning a baby is alot slimmer but also there are so many people that get lucky from doing it a couple of times a month. Hope i'm one of them

Hi ya,

I'm here - it didn't stick & hoping the last of the blood is drying up now (1st wedding anniversary today so hoping for a shag) Can't really tell you what CD I am so gonna have a month of not counting!!!!!

I'll be back in the park ASAP! Back on the hooch, white lightening & enjoying those legwarmers - although it's very warm at the mo & I've been working on my lobster tan look. Might even get some fake as it's cheap in Wilkos at the mo.

Hope everyone is doing well & lady bits are sore!

xxx

Happy Anniversary FairyG (and Mr FairyG!) Hope you have an enjoyable evening - What are you doing on MN, go jump him!

Can you cover up monster sunburn with fake tan? Hope you remembered to take your bra straps off your shoulders to get all over sunburn!!!

Happy anniversary to the FairyGs! It will be six years for us in October doesn't time fly when you are trying to win baby lotto.

Well I'm hot and tired but rockin the neon leg warmer look and I've teamed it with a little (well size 14) nylon tutu.

These people who do it every other night are liars or sex mad because sex gets very boring after a few months and real life tends to get in the way.

Well hope every one is having a good night especially FairyG!

Happy anniversary Fairy! Lia, know how you feel.
Am p** off. AF has turned up as predicted...
We've agreed to shag like rabbits this cycle. Just worried it will get more like a chore...

I'm glad I put my leg warmers and tutu on because there is a Wham top of the pops on channel 2!

I love Wham^ and the great George* Michael. However, I am going to put Spandau Ballet on the dj decks as that is one of the best songs everrrrrr..... Martin Kemp was great as Steve Owen in Enders too. Though that wasn't the 80's!

That was supposed to be Wham!

Happy aniversary for yesterday fairy hope you got an aniversary shag, although i don't think i would of fancied shagging last night as was too hot and sticky in bed, plus i've already ovulated so no point in dtd, instead i also watched Wham on bbc2.

Cheers for the Strongbow Ladybird - agree on the swi/sff at the moment - far to hot and sticky!!

No shagging yet but hoping to tonight as RTD (Bloody major doom I should have put) has finally left the building!!!!!
Thanks for all the warm wishes - this year has flown by.

I love Wham (bam I am your man...) and thanks for the strongbow - cider on a hot night is perfect!
The burn tan is topping up well - plenty of strap marks & white bits that Dazza or whoever is about on Friday will love!

xxx