Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

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Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Forgot to add happy anniversary to the fairys!

liahgen's dd

She was fantastic, sound isn't great on the clip, it was better there obviously.

Me? Yep, cried buckets and nearly exploded with pride.

The song is called Brave.

On the down side Bloody RTD here today, another 24 day month, tbh, am getting worried cos that's twice now. Got cons appt 10th June. God am getting perimenopausal

Hooray for Lias DD How Brave is that! On stage, all by herself with a microphone, and the ability to sing while walking on the wall. Just WOW!!!!

Sorry for the rtd though, I'm sure that the imminance of rtd didn't help the proud mum syndrome and all the tears!

As for me, now on day 36. Did do a test this morning, but not conclusive. So still in the sit and wait camp.

Umbungo does that mean there was a faint line??? Do tell.

Congrats to Lia's DD she was a star. Bless her.

Did do a test but not conclusive! Thats a line straight from the jk show

Come back UmBongo and tell us if there was a line or not don't make us wait until tommorow for the next update! Should I get Graham from backstage?

Well done to Lias dd, no wonder you were crying she was so good. My dd usually sings hymns while on the toilet it's very entertaining but not at 2 in the morning.

There was a VERY VERY faint line this morning, but I have had this before, twice, faint line and period arriving one week late. So my conclusion is inconclusive. .

Will keep you posted, but don't think I will do another test in the morning, wait a few days if I can and see if the rtd shows up again anyway.

As I am not a POAS addict I am not sure if this is normal or not. Lia Help?

Umbungo have everything crossed for you that its a sticky.

Fingers crossed Um - gotta be some good news for someone on here soon.

Still no shagging but sure DH is def up for it tonight!!! Gotta say that we managed on the wedding night so I'll let him off that it didn't happen on wedding ann night but we have just been through a big thing...

How is everyone|???

Lia will look at DD's brave song

xxx

bongo oh my god!!!! A line ???? Show us a pic? Is it still there? did it appear in time allocated? Is it pink/blue? Come on we need more info

Do another one.... Go on, when RTD due? If soon or now then it'll still show up at this time of the day, wait and hold wee for 4 hours then get ye to that bathroom.

(oh i'm not helping with her holding off am I)

I can't watch my wonderful dd without welling up, Ihope they let her sing it at the show in June cos I know that now she's done it she'll be much less scared.

A line? Did someone mention a line?! Can you post a pic Bongo? Have a look at my pics, and you will see how faint my line was, but it was definitely positive and the baybee hasn't fallen out yet.

Lia your daughters voice is amazing! What show is she on? What have I missed?

Polllyyyyy nice to see you back. How is the mini-polly doing?

You haven't missed much. We have a few newbies who are also pissed off bored with shagging. I am on 2ww given up temping and peeing on OPKs. Think I am 9dpo though. Am trying not to obsess toooo much, but then that is made easy by the fact I have no symptoms so no reason to obsess.

Umbungo we are all waiting for a pic but understand that you are a bit hesitant due to this happening before.... but still we are still waiting for some good news around here!

Hey Lou, good to see you too! TG has found his sexdrive again now we are not ttc. I however could quite happily never look at cock again.

MiniPol is ok ta, 9wks and 2 days old and making me feel pukey, but if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't know he/she is there so I am bizarrely grateful. My tum is a bit pokey-out though, especially by the end of the day, I'd forgotten how that happens. According to MW EDD is 25 December. Oops!

UmBongo when this happened before did you get the faint lines earlier in cycle? I am really really hoping this is it for you!

Okay mini-Polly is officially baby Holly!

Tell TG just to keep his cock in his pants. Argh. Sex so dull.

TH is having another SA next Tuesday and the one after bang in the time for shagging and we will need to abstain. Though we might be ok we'll see. Will just need to do it a couple of days before ovulation and pray for a baby. Well doesn't look like I am going to win a baby soon so a month off is not a bad thing.

Lou I think Holly (or as I prefer 'Jesus') was conceived after a very dry month - we did it 3 times. Once was too early by about 5 days, once on the day after Ov, and once 2 days before Ov, so I reckon that is 'the one'. Good luck with SA, hope you get better results this time.

We can call it Jesus but be warned if you do have a boy you will be forced to call him that on the birth certificate

Are you still moving to sunny Cornwall or are you staying put for a while now??

I'm a three year TTCer... sick to death of all the bonking (even my husband is - it's got to a "all right lob it out, get it up, shove it in before House comes on" level every two days.

Got a positive last month - then miscarried very early - so back at it again and gawd it's so boring, I've got a rubbish natural sex drive anyway so it's really putting a strain on our relationship now.

Emptyshell welcome to our den! We are all bored sick of shagging. Sorry about the miscarriage that sounds crap. [Passes over the turkey baster].

Welcome EmptyShell. Sorry about your miscarriage.

Lou all plans to move are on hold now until I can start earning again. These baybees always come at the most inconvenient times, don't they. Not that I'm complaining of course!

Here's a bitch slap for complaining.

Loujalou funnily my husband actually suggested having a whizz in a tub and the turkey baster himself last night!

Doesn't help when he keeps losing... ahem... resolve... so shagging is constantly interrupted by commercial breaks while the rocket resumes the vertical position.

Welcome Emptyshell and welcome back Polly Im with you on the puking but mine is at the sight of cock lol. Can't believe Jesus/Mary is nearly ten weeks that seems to have gone so quick. You better do your Xmas shopping early though seeing as you will be busy.

Bongo have you poas today or are you waiting a few days?

It's gone really cold today and I want the sun back!

Bloody mum at school is thirty weeks gone and her other baby isn't even one! Not fair (lemon stomps off to finish ironing)

Hi Polly, glad to hear things are good for you, it always seems to fly by when it's someone else isn't it?

You didn't miss anything, was a national talent ompetition that her dance school entered her in, she didn't win but was up against college students that have been training for it all year, dd had a bout a months notice and is only just 15. I think she's got a lovely voice, she was placed though and so got something.

keeping fingers crossed for bongo

Welcome Emptyshell and HELLLoooooo PollyPoooo Thankyou for popping by the park Polly, and showing your pictures. You have really cheered me up as my line was just the same as yours!! I did an ebay cheapy this morning and I could save me the effort of photographing it and just paste your picture! BUT I was a bit late looking at it, it didn't show up at first and I stared looked at it for a minute and then went back to my book, and looked again after 15 mins. (Sorry, but just got to the whodunnit bit in my book!) SOOOOO still none the wiser other that rtd still not present and now on day 37.

Lia I am really sorry but I can't do 4 hours without a pee unless I am asleep! My faint line last time happened when rtd was late. I don't bother to test otherwise, or I would have been totally skint for 2 years!

Polly, you should definitely have a quiet christmas day, they never show up on their due dates! Should be able to have a drink for new year tho if you are not late!

Hi all - shag watch - #1 for me last night!!!!! yay!!!! Well it has been like a month off for me so lady bits are less sore!

Pol nice to see you back! Time is certainly flying by! Whoops on the Xmas baby - but all worth it!

Welcome emptyshell we know how you are feeling!

Iced I'll quite happily stomp off with you! I thin thats just bloody greedy having 2 less than a year apart! She obviously jumped my place in the baby buying queue!!!

Lia your daughter was fab!!!! Go her!

xx

Yay to Fairys anniversary shag!