Are you (a) tired of ttc (b) have sore ladybits from SWIing ! If this sounds like you then hop aboard.

[Icedlemonmuffin]

Hi have made a new batch of cock tail muffins for those of us who have been trying for along time and

(a) are struggling to get excited by the sight of a cockadoodle running towards every other day of our fertile days !!

(b)have sore ladybits from all the SWIing we have been doing the past few months

and

(c) who just want to moan,groan and bitch how boring it can all get!

All funny sperm killing stories welcome I need a laugh and to know I'm not the only one going insane ttc

So hop aboard and you to can be a bus whore like me !!!!!!!!

Lol! I like that thread. Could get Mr FG1 to join in the chat!

I'm at my parents dog sitting so pretending I'm on holiday lol!

Well if your are on your hols Fairy you can get drunk every night and flash your bits at the bar man!

It's lovely outside and I've got a terrible cold, dd went to play at the neighbours (think she got sick of me moaning) and I'm sat in bed eating stolen leftover Easter egg!!!

Hope every else is enjoying the weather, well you must be because this thread is really quite.

I think the bar man will appreciate it very much! He's working a split shift so I'll make sure he's eats before starting at the bar.

Fairy just don't get to drunk and end up having a one night stand with the batman, you might get preggers!!! Oh don't forget your sun cream and take your knickers off so you don't have any White bits!

I'll try to avoid sex on the beach - that sand can really irritate!

If she gets pregnant with Batman's baby will that mean she will have to call the baby Robin or Bruce?

Lol Lou I really need to check my spelling before I post!

LOL - Or Dick as he's also known when not in a mask & living with Bruce

That would mean that Dick got you into trouble with his dick! Not sure what batman is doing working behind a bar but if he gets you preggers Fairy then dick has done his job! Sorry this cold has sent me dick crazy!

You will be shocked but me and TH actually had a horny kiss this morning. Anyway as I am still on my rtd there was not funny business. Well only the vibrating kind.

I would have sex with Batman if it was when The Clooney paid the part. Think Christian Bale is a tad intense. Give me the Clooney any day. Though there are rumours on MN that he is gay.

Played not paid!

Dh now thinks all I do all day is talk about dick!!!

Here is a dick observation- why are they so ugly?

This is true? Naked men aint so hot!

That wasn't question was supposed to be !

Fairy are you drunk or bonking the bar man!

Off to bed with lots of lube and tissues.

Yep bonked the bar man! Wonder if I'll se him again???

Ok, now a serious question for you all.... does anyone ever get months where all of a sudden, the idea of having a baby seems like a very bad idea?

After nearly two years of craving another child so much it physically hurts, now I'm thinking that actually a baby would get in the way of our plans to move to cornwall and start a new business. What the hell is wrong with me?!

I do have the odd moment when I do think that my life is good at the moment and maybe having a baby is not the best idea. But for me they are usually only fleeting moments.

Moving to Cornwall does sound fab and am not at all jealous (ahem). If you don't mind me asking what type of business are you thinking of setting up?

Not yet Polly but I haven't had the experience of number 1 yet!

but I'll move to Cornwall for ya if you like!

Sometimes I get scared about no 2 especially now dd is nearly 7 and it would be a massive change to go back to nappies, sleepless nights and not going for a wee on my own! But I really want to be pregnant again and smell that lovely new baby smell and dd would be over the moon, well I suppose until she realised you can't turn it off like baby annabell!

Had a really tough pregnancy with dd, three day labour which ended in emergency c section , then pnd (I know I'm a drama queen) but it was all worth it and I can't wait to do it all again, but with out all the drama.

I sometimes have a thought that the lack of #2 is a good thing as having to start from scratch again now ds is now 3 seems hard, but then, the next thought is BUT I WANT ANOTHER BABY either that or that ds would make such a lovely big brother!

BUT if you beleive Polly that this would be a bad time, then hopefully that is what "they" mean when "they" say that if you relax and don't think about it then you will get pg!!!!!

Well still full of a cold and coughing like someone who smokes a hundred a day(never smoked) so swi has taken a back seat, hacking up loads of gunk not exactly a turn on!

Hope every one is enjoying the sun and swi loads and loads. Fairy hope you haven't worn the barman out!

I can't Iced as he needs to test the swimmers in a few days. Lat night I was horribly ill. Think it was something I ate! Seem better since this afternoon. I hope I sleep better tonight!

Which also means I don't see a BFP this month!

Don't think I'm in the running this month either Fairy but at least your dh is 'wanking in a pot and not avoiding it and a least you will find out if there are any problems.

Sorry your not well , dh had sick bug last month ,I've got cold and sore throat this month and it's always around when we should be doing some serious swi! It feels like everything is against us in the baby raffle.