The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

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The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

Now I would have been the same gin prob 3 years ago, but now there is something about shoulders, biceps and strong forearms that just make me want to touch

Have you seen Cliterati eadwacer? It is a pretty rubbish site offering exciting tales for ladies who are not very discerning. Thevelvetnib sounds much better. What about a swimmer ginhag? You have to love a professional swimmer.

And, as with rugby players, the French swimmers are always interesting. ahem

Am not into rugby player... at all...

And eadwaccy that is wrong...

I am more into comedians than sportsmen... but not really that into Russell... Reece Shearsmith all the way...

Yeah I felt like that about mr cunty too!

know whatcha mean tho cuntchops. and I do actually go proper wobbly about mr gin's arms... [dreamyface]

muse hmm quite yummy. I do however find waxed chest somewhat freaky...

Am more likely to lust after musicians. Or Fight Club Brad obv. Not brad pitt.only in Fight Club.where he isn't real

lol @ gin - MrC thinks you and me is having a muffmunching relationship, cos you said I wasn't bad looking and put kisses on yr texts And I think he was being semi-serious

(despite muscular frame he's a bit insecure, but not sure I realised how much )

Right,you got me with the last one muse. I'll have him please. Can I get him gift wrapped?

Aw bless him. Is he happy or sad about the lady-shagging?

Er..sending you the merkin link may have done it thinking about it now...

He wasn't thrilled cos I may accidentally told him I went out with a girl at university

It wasn't me though! Am sure I would've remembered that...

muser hmmmm, another way for me to waste time research my thesis. You're too kind.

Yuk, what's with all these hairless youths?! puke puke puke. Can't stand the sight of a waxed chest.

Yummy Frederick Bousquet my personal fave. Other than that it has to be Nadal for arms... I just want to lick them whenever I see him play.

In other news... poas this morning. I think it was BFP but too scared to believe it.

Hubs off work as sick. When I told him he rolled over, vomited over the bed, grunted and went back to sleep. It kinda took the shine off things.

Ivy fair warms your heart that!!

gin no it wasn't and would have made for an awkward couple of moments in The Atlas I suspect

Oh shit AND I put my hand down yer top in the pub!

in a purely helpful way Of Course.

Oh mr cunty I'm really sorry. I am not engaging in sexual realtions with your pregant missus. Honest.

Yours sincerely,

ginhag xx

ooh yay ivy NEKKID DANCIN

Ooooh, a positive! Just what the new thread needs. Very exciting Ivy!

Ooooo ivy! a positive and vomitty sheets! What a day!

To be fair,that's about the best reaction I could expect off mr gin...and he's never been ill when I've announced diffment...

YAY FOR DIFFAGE!!!!!! Congratumlatulamalations Ivy

Thanks gin - might not mention though cos I think he may have forgotten about it...

Cunty I likes facial hair and long hair on blokes. Nowt wrong with a beard. I like men wot look scruffy and are covered in tattoes. Hmmmmm neanderthal Chabal... yum.

Tentative congrats Ivy!

Thanks peeps... tbh feel a bit shit telling you as have only just joined etc etc. I promise I've been trying for ages and I'm not a 'one shag wonder.'

Not sure I really believe it though...pukey sheets much easier to mentally process and deal with than this.