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The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

998 replies

ChoChoSan · 02/02/2010 16:14

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

OP posts:
ginhag · 04/02/2010 14:50

mine.

iggypiggy · 04/02/2010 14:59

I likes fite club brad too. but not brad pitt normally...

ivy we believe you

CUNextTuesday · 04/02/2010 15:03

Pol just for you

nice

CUNextTuesday · 04/02/2010 15:08

sweeeeeeet!

iggypiggy · 04/02/2010 15:12

I feel a bit dirty having clicked that link cunty

CUNextTuesday · 04/02/2010 15:14

Nowt you haven't seen before I reckon

TwinkleToes76 · 04/02/2010 15:22

Nice one Ivy!

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ChoChoSan · 04/02/2010 15:29

Ivy what a clever girl ...did you remember to do it the right way... you did, didn't you?

So, despite my absolute surety(?) that I will be updiffed this month, I bought lots of laydeezunmentionablesanitaryproduct in my posho Ocado delivery, so I shall laugh in the face of a babyfail this month! (You can't get one over on me!)

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HawaiianCuntShine · 04/02/2010 16:59

Nekkid dancing for IVY!!!

Ivytheterrible · 04/02/2010 17:18

Done a clearblue digi pregnant 1-2 weeks. Fuck me this is actually happening. Husband has stopped puking thank God.

You all have great taste in men

That's all.

PollyPoo · 04/02/2010 17:24

Thanks Cunty You can keep the jock straps though... they're a bit yuck.

PollyPoo · 04/02/2010 17:32

Yay for Ivy!! More nekkid dancing and a round of cocktails for all.... dirty girl scout anyone?

Scorpette · 04/02/2010 18:06

Yay for Ivy! I have a feeling that your fella's pukey reaction is going to go down in family legend

Sheeesh, I'm away from the interwebs for a few hours and you lot run amok perving over sportsmen. Wrong, wrong, wrong. As I've said before, I likes 'em lean and youthful. And must have what I call 'the mardyface'. This is what floats my boat. Greg Wise as Mr Willoughby is, sad or not, my biggest man crush. Spent the whole film in a state of semi-arousal; unfortunate, as I went to see it with my parents

TYF is the most gorgeous man I've ever seen, fo sho. Although he looks more like this than Mr Willoughby...

(Am trying to get him to change his FB pic to that, but he won't. Spoilsport)

ginhag · 04/02/2010 18:16

Christ that looks like my ex boyfriend scorp. and he was an utter cock. Am less into the fey,poetic types since.

Am def more of a band groupie I think. Would happily take on the kings of leon...

Hang on scorp we is getting old. We had this conversation threads n threads ago... You too iggs. and cunty probably (tho now she only has eyes for me apparently...)

we will go on to talk about angel and spike from buffy,amongst other stuff...

ginhag · 04/02/2010 18:18

Sorry ivy woop woop n all...got distracted n forgot this is ostensibly a ttc thread!

Scorpette · 04/02/2010 19:25

Stop hogging the tartan knee blanket Gin and feast your eyes on my current he-crush: YUM! Yes, he is clearly the younger brother of Mr Willoughby. Aidan Turner is yummy in Being Human and was even yummier in Desperate Ro... oh shit, VAG! We've forgotten to feed the Desperate Romantics!

PollyPoo · 04/02/2010 19:39

Ooh I likes Spike . And wouldn't say no to Angel either.

Cokie · 04/02/2010 20:08

You lot are off your collective rockers, but have great taste in men..

Cokie · 04/02/2010 20:19

it was the "get me rat out" thing that drew me in and then many a fit man to ogle, nice work.

TwinkleToes76 · 04/02/2010 20:28

Are you joining us Cokie?? If so, there are a number of questions you must answer! There's a questionnaire somewhere in previous fred...

Cokie · 04/02/2010 20:32

ooo, like an initiation test? Don't I just have to get me rat out for the doctor every now and then?

TwinkleToes76 · 04/02/2010 20:34

People, lovely question for yous: how do you tell the difference between old man juice and EWCM? I'm on day 25 post MC and not mush sign of ovulation or droid...

TwinkleToes76 · 04/02/2010 20:40

Feel free to get your rat out as well but we need your views on a couple of things before we let you buy us all a drink! I will go find them for you...

Medee · 04/02/2010 20:51

hurrah for Ivy.

There is a "technique" according to Toni Weschler, for expelling the spunk - basically pelvic floor exercises.

TwinkleToes76 · 04/02/2010 20:52

THE BESHTEST

  1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

  2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

  3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
    a) weewee
    b) poopoo
    c) foofoo
    d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

  4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
    a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
    b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

  5. Is R2D2:
    a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
    b) the source of all evil.

  6. what colour are your walls?

  7. Number of pets?

  8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

  9. Lesbian crush?

  10. What are your views on camping?

  11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks