The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

[ChoChoSan]

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

Thanks everyone. Scan isn't until 4pm so don't panic yet Eadwacer, you'll go crazy.

My one wish today is for silver to POAS!!!

Haha.

Oh muse I second & third everyone elses heartfelt sorries. Am thinking of you & MrM x

How dare you all get drunk without me? Barman, a double of what they're drinking please.

Oh, POAS, POAS, POAS, POAS, POAS, POAS

Come 'ere Scorps...............

muse wishing you well for today.

Bitches thanks for your words of encouragement. Going to buy a stick to piss on shortly, but will do the pissing on it tonight in the comfort of my own home. Thats if droid does not appear in the meantime. My guts feel mega crampy like i am going to need my crimson surf board any second.

Oh and i have eaten enough cake and sunk enough coffee for the whole of the Uk.

Oh and double oh I am shitting myself. Not literally of course!

Do the POAS tomorrow morning Silver, get that hormone heavy early pee.

good luck muser

muse top tip. Thank you. Husband will be in hysterics. He is already looking like the cat that got the cream. No pun intended.

Where is best to buy stick and what kind? Got to try and do it without being spotted. Official Secrets Act shiz. Its not but you get my drift.

muse top tip. Thank you. Husband will be in hysterics. He is already looking like the cat that got the cream. No pun intended.

Where is best to buy stick and what kind? Got to try and do it without being spotted. Official Secrets Act shiz. Its not but you get my drift.

ah balls double post.

Whats the forfeit for that?

Superdrug own brand sticks are pretty good. Or Boots. Superdrug easier to read I think. But with Boots you can get Advantage Card points!

On no accounts get a digital stick. Not until you've done an old-fashioned one first and are just confirming. They are the devil's work.

fanks. I have no idea. I do now.

Why digi ones bad?

Digi ones are bad because if you're either not pregnant, or it's still too early, seeing that big bold Not Pregnant on the stick is horrible. It's like it sneers at you.

silver I you find yourself with a POAS (or PIAP) addiction (which hopefully you won't need after tomorrow) - is easier to buy in bulk online - these ones work fine and you get £25 for less than a fiver: piss sticks

They are the ones I haz used and they haz always worked for me.

muse much luck for 4pm today BESHlet x

Obviously that should just read 25 - not £25...

cheers gals. Absolute hive of information so you all are.

Have a hot toddy each as payment. Its freezing out there.

muse will be thinking of you at 4pm and we'll all be here with booze and smooches and punches to the arm for you afterwards, whatever the news.

I seem to be ovulating on day 6/7 of my cycle - that can't be normal/good, right?

Good luck this avo Muser.

Thinking of you Muser

There's a tiny scrunchy newborn sat opposite me. Not sure I can cope with this.

You can, Muse old thing, speshlly with all this gin being slung at your head .

Imagine the room's full of pissed BESHES.

PS

Insensitive buggers hosting mixed clinics again? (massive pet hate of mine).

Steal it muse - it's their own fault (the hospital's) really...

On a serious note, you can do it. We are all thinking of you, sending hand squeezes and hugs, and lining up the booze for you.

Um. Incidentally - it helps with my menkulness to air it on the pooter: I have just droided, and prior to that SWI only half-heartedly twice, alas without the moneyshot. Nonetheless, the strong metallic taste I've had in my mouth the last 4 days is convincing me I'm diffed.

What gives man? I seriously am as sane as a concrete breeze-block like ALL the time. But anything to do with The Great Baybee Lottery is making me INSANE in the MEMBRANE.

Well, our SWIing is over for another 6 weeks, my temp went up this morning (hovers around 36.2, went to 36.4 yesterday and 36.6 today, does that sound like proper temp shift) so let the 2WOOFLING begin.

Well that was a big waste of time. I got the dildo cam. She poked and twisted and poked. No sign of pregnancy, ectopic or otherwise. As there was nada they can't rule ectopic out. All she did see was two ovarian cysts, one on each ovary. One is 5 cm. I claim them as my baybees. MrM has named them Pinky and Perky.

I have to go back for yet another blood 11test on Sunday. If my hormone levels go past 1500 (currently 1300) then we scan again. Fucksticks.

muse sorry mate. Is shit. I was told that often if under 2000 is a bit hit n miss as to whether they can see owt. Not that that is any help.

Re ectopic I'm guessing it's 'hopeful' that you still have no signs (assuming no spotting,lower back pain,or any of the more obv stuff...)

am so sorry you are having to go thru all this shit.

I have made you a rocket fuel cocktail with sparklers in (am not sure if this is wise...)

smooches