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The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

998 replies

ChoChoSan · 02/02/2010 16:14

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

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ginhag · 11/02/2010 18:35

(that's vodka,cassis and champagne...blows your head off in the most elegant manner)

ginhag · 11/02/2010 18:38

I may be a lush,but I'm classy with it...

cho are you around? You could probably do with one of these too...

CUNextTuesday · 11/02/2010 18:45

\O/

me! me!

PollyPoo · 11/02/2010 19:05

Ooh ooh me too please. Here's to classy drunks!

rollerbaby · 11/02/2010 19:23

what a good boss... now make sure you listen and dont go back until you are definitely ready.

Muser · 11/02/2010 19:27

Is it only me who thinks that glass CUNTy is holding out looks like ladies rude bits?

ginhag · 11/02/2010 20:17

Bizarrely that was my first thought too muse... tho it could just be cos that is the sort of thing I would expect from cuntchops...

Another round laydeez?

ginhag · 11/02/2010 20:19

but is person with arms in air (in begging for booze fashion) yes?

Muser · 11/02/2010 20:29

Oh, it probably is. I thought it was a martini glass for some reason. Maybe because the ones in my favourite drinking den come with big round balls of ice in them.

Medee · 11/02/2010 20:39

muse really so sorry to read your latest news. I'm pleased MrM and your line manager are being so supportive.

Cokie · 11/02/2010 20:40

I naively thought martini glass, then lady bits and now I see the arms in air. weird..

CUNextTuesday · 11/02/2010 21:33

It is arms in the air you filthy bitches

ginhag · 11/02/2010 21:37

You love it you slaaaaaaag

ginhag · 11/02/2010 21:49
Scorpette · 12/02/2010 00:24

Can one of you shameless drunken faux-lezzers (or the real thing ) come and fondle my achy norks? I have killer mastalgia. Have worked out that I sometimes have as little as 10 days per month without hormonal breast pain. Am sitting here topless because clothes hurt. So get stuck in, ladies!

Muser · 12/02/2010 08:33

C'mere Scorps

HawaiianCuntShine · 12/02/2010 08:51

awww it's a shame to let a topless Scorpio go to waste... How would chilled martini glasses feel on them?

Scorpette · 12/02/2010 09:28

You're a MONSTER, Cuntshine, a pure monster.

SilverSky · 12/02/2010 09:46

BESH's - droid due yesterday. It has yet to appear.....

TwinkleToes76 · 12/02/2010 09:50

POAS Silver and no keeping us waiting like Sal did!

salander · 12/02/2010 09:50

silver you know the dril.... POAS! POAS!
(you see, i know the drill, i just don't follow own advice!)

sending muse squidgy hugs for today

RunLyraRun · 12/02/2010 10:05

Muser, sending you lots of strength for today. I recommend holding Mr M's hand very, very tightly whenever possible. We'll be thinking of you this afternoon xx

ginhag · 12/02/2010 10:10

muse am on way to That London for a meeting and just wanted to check in with you...am sending a load more cuddles and second lyra's advice re mr m.

Big big smooches xxx we will all be thinking of you loads.

Scorpette · 12/02/2010 10:40

Muser, fingers crossed for you today. Be brave and remember we're always here for you. And try not to break Mr M's fingers

Silver - good luck with the POAS!

Eadwacer · 12/02/2010 11:15

Muser, am practically lighting candles and doing Tarot readings for you. Will keep checking in every three minutes.

Scorpette am mildly turned on by your tender boobs.

Silver POAfuckingS already