The BESH 30's TTC: "Shall I get me rat out, Doctor?"

[ChoChoSan]

The Palace is open and the anti-freeze is flowing - Blue Bols 50p a shot! Two for one on Archers and orange, for the classy BESHies (the ones who keep their hats on whilst undergoing an internal examination).

We have Vampire Bill and Brian Cox in the Dungeon, and David Mitchell and Brian Eno tending the bar....

Lyra you will be soon making your own piss sticks out of straws and litmus paper.

I now feel like a teenager again, sitting in a youth group with Monty Python being quoted all around me and not having a clue.

Thanks for all the thoughts about who knows about ttc. I've just sent the email that tells someone, will talk to them tomorrow. Am really hoping it wasn't a stupid thing to do, but she's far enough away (geographically, contact-wise and emotionally) that I hope it'll be a good thing to have someone to talk to but not a problem her knowing. Too late to change it now.....

oh my, check this out uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100208/thl-swollen-stomach-woman-s-baby-shock-d831572.html (sorry not sure how to do that link thing)... Did she not think to POAS??

Quick update from me.

I is still eating A LOT.

Norks - normal
Sickness - negatory
Tiredness - normal
Mood swings - is the pope catholic

I expect babyfail as of Thursday. You read it here first folks.

I could murder a gin but we are all out of gin. Does Kalhua count as part of your daily calcium intake?

SilverSky! As long as it's a kahlua and CREAM (or a white russian), it does!

Awww... TTF brought fancy striped red roses to my office for me today, and early Valentine's pressie! Now I'm sure he's angling for a motorcycle, last month a custom bday cake and now THIS!

15 days until I can POAS!
xx

ffs and AN

Morning BESHies

Well. I have POAS this very morning. AND it would seem that i am in the early stages of diffment

still slightly gobsmacked.
1-2 weeks on a clearblue digi - fingers crossed it actually sticks this time

it is obviously due to the excellent atmosphere of the Gin Palace so i thank you all

HA! Get in! Well done SalvationArmy...everyone else knew you were diffed anyway . Congratulations...

Yay Sal, that's fab news

Wooooo! Excellent news salamander. Always nice to have a thread diffment. I feel like maybe the BESHies luck is changing.

Hawaiian...have you had treatment this month?

Salvador! Hurrahhhhhhhh Now tell us how you done it please.

Fanx dahlinks
Not really sunk in.

cho when are you testing? did you decide?

hawaiifiveoh that's soooo lovely, lucky you! think me bloke may be getting a card with a wee stick stuck in it

honey i just prayed vvv hard to the baybee jeebus of course. actually did the POAS on the monitor thing this month and enforced shagging in v non-romantic fashion on all appropriate days.

sal congratulations!!! Fab news!!!

Morning laydeez, congrats on getting duffed Salander! I would strip off for a nekkid dance but we are just off out.

Today is D day and we are off to hospital for the drugs results of TG's jizz test and overall assessment of our barrenness situation. If I'm lucky I will be coming home with a bag full of Clomid, so wish me luck.

I do have time for a quick snifter first, so a round a slippery nipples please bartender. Who will join me?

Cho I think Hawaiian's treatment is tomorrow.... Thinking of you Cuntshine!!

Woop for auntSal

pooface good luck for jizz-gate - fingers crossed for a bag full of babyee making drugs.

Good luck for today poo. Nosy cow that I am, please come back with details, the boyf & I have our appointment on 4 March. He's had jizz test (had results) but its our first proper appointment together.

good luck today poo, hope they give you a sack a clomid.

Woooo! muchos nekkid jigging for sal. Congrats!

And good luck pooey! hope the jizz news is good news.

Good luck Polly...hope you score your Clomid, and are looking foward to 6 months of crying over the slightest thing . You will be heavy with eggs before you know it, and will be first in line for Octomom status...and remember, you have to do a GinPalace lottery for your spare ones before auctioning them off on eBay!

SexySal I am going to wait until Thursday before I doanother test, like a good girl.

I am CD 28 today, so the droid may arrive first, although the progesterone fannygel can delay R2D2 by a) hormonal effects, and b) there is such a backlog of gel up there, that it is virtually impossible for the evil robot to work its way past...the quest for the gusset must add at least 24 hours onto one's cycle

choch tell me about progesterone fanny gel? Does you haz to lie wiv your feets in the air to stop it sliding out?!

I have my legs spreadeagled for you ChosenOne, and everything else crossed.

Good luck for today Poll

Iggy No way - it's a thick white cream, and every day from ov to droid, you squeeze about a toothpaste-size blob of it up your hoo-ha...AND IT DOESN'T COME OUT!!!

The only way to get rid of it is to get your fingers up there and dig it out once you feel like you have got a golfball stuck to your cervix, I kid you not. And when the droid arrives it's raspberry ripple carnage!

...however, happy to let Lyra spread her legs for me