30s TTC - We BESH you a Merry Jizzmas and a droid-free new year!

[CurlyCasper]

Come in, come in. The wine is mulling, the bird is stuffed and cooked. We have a huge table at which to enjoy our festive feast, and the rippling Ricky Whittle is the centrepiece, draped in berries to be removed by whatever method you choose.

A bottle of Gin and an elf-man in a box awaits each and every one of you. Just make your wish and when you undo the bow he will appear.

There's a nativity tableau in the corner, for praying to the baybee Jebus and, most importantly of all, Santa has been asked to deliver the gift of exceptional fertility, so that each and every BESH can enter the new year with a baybeeee in their tum tum.

Oh, and I've let a few cats in to aid with the 2WOOFL menkulness.

Now, let's get together and get the tree up!

VAG official word from cossie is "woooooooo-hooooooooo" or something like that! Are you going to nip out at lunchtime for another stick?

Bessie I am positively reeling from your news. Aren't you another one of our Oirish gals but one who already has a baybee? I assumed you were already married! Nuns all over the motherland will be clutching their rosarys this morning and praying that you're finally repenting! (Or am I totally confusing you with somebody else?)

Or this one

not helping really am I

Ski you must be confusing me with someone else, I am same as you (but from further down south). So nuns don't care about me. DP is an Oirish goy though.

Ginhag that is perfect, you've found my ideal ring. Classy.

Scorps sorry you missed your appt.

Haha, the hellokitty ring made me laugh the most, so that has to be the one.

OMG!PONIEZ!LOL!

vag, I am SO chuffed for you. Well done, my chicken. Is brilliant, brilliant news.

beshie Partay! Happy bling, my sweet.

scorps Popping to other place now.

SNOW DAY!

I'm a classy bird,innit?

scorp fucking fuck. Not what you needed.

Now,who the fuck glued me to this sofa?

Diamond Hello Kitty? Wow. Such badness...

The way the little kitty face looks out at you is v funny. Who buys that stuff??

I still think the 'gangsta' one is so classy n tasteful,you can't go wrong with that...

well that is true. And it has that extra 'cool factor'.

Or what about this?

very useful if ttc!

it's not very pretty though.

CONGRATULAYSHUNS!!! And to you too Bessie!

PS - told ya so

I must stop doing this now

I am going to get a 'ginhag' one.

Bloody hell, more champagne cocktails all round please David! Congrats Bessie. Likin Gin's helpful suggestions

Scorpy I'm so sorry about the bastard doctors... fucking cunts they are.

Why are people dissing diamond Hello Kitty rings?

I is actually h'engaged to TYF. I proposed to him on Feb 29th last year, he said yeah, that was the end of the discussion. We're so sickeningly smoochy-wuv together that we don't go in for fussing in other ways. Wouldn't mind a ring, tho' Something subtle and timeless like this Keepin' it real.

Aaaaanyway, that's not what you wanna know! Dr just rang - she was actually quite helpful. Told me that overeager Pink Panther is not a hindrance to updiff and in fact, is usually a sign of a 'high-performing' womb (Alexis Carrington Uterus, woohoo!), so that's not to worry about. And is much more common than people think. Good to know. Says it's not a sign of luteal phase defect and said B6 is good and to keep on with it (a Dr who understands LP woes - huzzah!) Am booked in for swabs 'n' ting for 2nd Feb - is droid next week, so no point swabbing the decks then.

So a good consult then, but is it enough to ensure 'revealing madness to world when is actually pg so no need to have humiliated self' updiff? BTW, no crying or threatening suicide if don't have baybee soon - v proud of self!

I might get a 'dave' ring, do you think that would be romantic?

Or maybe I'll just go with 'steve'...

Yeah!!! Romantic and classy. Job done!

scorp back in my clubhead days I had a GIANT fake diamond heart thing...and a plastic one that flashed. Also heart shaped. Went well with the pink heart shaped glasses,hotpants and glitter...

scorps glad your talk with doc seemed to go well, at least she listened to you this time...

ginhag you can't fool us, we've seen your pic.

Jebus krizzle, fuckity fuck, fuck me, bugger me, blimey, golly-gosh and SHUUUUT UP!

What a day for me to return to to the BESH-land (oh and RL, work etc)

Mahoooosive congrats to VAG.
And, of course, to bessie. I'm liking your man's style - have you actually talked about doing the deed itself yet?

A fair bit to catch up on, but i also want to say cuntsticks and bastards for all who have been having shit times, and I hope you are now treating yourselves well and unleashing the violence on your caring and tolerant other halves. Cos that's what they're there for. And us BESHes will take some too.

Also yay re doc scorper

Bessie Sorry, I have absolutely no idea why I thought you were Oirish with a baybee. Henny-way, if you're having a Hello Kitty ring, did you know that not only can you get a Hello Kitty wedding dress (fo shiz!) but... you can also fly Hello Kitty airlines! Yes, 'tis true my Kitty fans. Taiwan Air have kitted out one (possibly two?) of their domestic planes out hello kitty style. Everything from your food, through the toiletries, through to trolley dollies, furnishings et al is Hello Kitty.

Man up and POAS lady!

So hang on a mo. Does that mean me n cunty are the only remaining non married,non engaged,basically sinful slatterns left in the palace?

well done scorps. have a medal for bravery, and a kick up the jacksie