30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

[Scorpette]

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

Curly Interesting re: camping - perhaps there's a winter vice to be discovered because let's face it - wee is the only person likely to be going anywhere near a campsite for a good while.

We had building work at the old house too - the government decided to widen the river on the other side as a flood defence. The workmen were there at 6am daily since March... OK when I'm working but on a day off it was a bit much.

prob not scorps although I've just read a news article and it appears I have norovirus - the winter vomiting virus which is currently closing hospital wards all over the shop Only contagious for 48 hours after symptoms cease, so back to work tomorrow or Fri, and there till they say we can bugger off on Christmas Eve . Just hope SFF doesn't catch it. It's more infectious than the cold and has swept through my nephew, mum, dad, me and preggo SIL very quickly. Fucking evil stuff. But at least worst it over.

You managed any more sleep yet?

Hi Honey!

I was woken by the birds in my garden....at 3.30am grrrrr. What the fuck are they doing awake at that time? That'll teach me to live in a leafy area of London!

Off to my Chrissy work lunch in a mo and then NO WORK until next year - hurrah!

Meh, have I bollocks. Need to go to the gym, in about an hour, but feel woozy with fatigue. Didn't go to gym at weekend either, due to lack of sleep last year and feeling like death and getting terrible headaches all weekend as a result. GRUMP!

And my bastard Amazon delivery will probably come tomorrow now, when I'm at work (I have had things delivered there before but they sometimes arrive at say 7.50pm, hours after everyone's left and then won't redeliver, etc.). GRUMPGRUMPGRUMP.

Moaning about trivia is my new symptom (okay, not new but shurrup).

at people who finish work for the holidays this week... bah humbug

Scorpette - cheer up, fatigue is a GREAT symptom. It's not the workmen, it's you being updiffed that is causing it.

Smart thinking, BessieBesh

Well I don't think I am getting a christmas baybee, I've been spotting on and off since this morning and its getting redder. Seems like the fucking bastard droid will beep imminently.

I have admitted defeat and booked my blood tests for Friday morning, ready for the HSG next year. Bah fucking humbug....

sorry PooPoo

Fanks Twinkle

CurlyLocks I hope you are feeling better soon. [ssmile]

YAY, you're back

Hello Cuntshine! Thank you, I needed that. [sgrin]

Quick update for anyone who wants to know..

Doc was lovely,did his best to convince me that I'm diffed. Is sorting early scan so that I know it's not gonna be the same as last time.

Sorry if it makes me sound like a twat but all I can think of at the mo is the nightmare 12 week scan last time,am proper frightened which has taken me by surprise! And I can't reassure myself with symptoms etc as I know from last time that my body is fucking stupid.

However,am taking it day by day and hoping all will be well.

Cheers so much for the messages lovely birds,am a bit too menkul for the palace at the mo and don't want to annoy anyone with my blithering (which is like mithering but more confused and random.)

Anyways, big love to all and I hope Santa has a list with lots of lovely beshes names on it.

Smooches xxxxx

laters

Ginhag - it's so nice to see you. Now I don't have to kick you. Stay with us, pleeeeeease.

I have sent you an email. I am proper lame.

oooooh ginnyyyyyyyyyyyy! helloooooooooo!

cosmowhatsis so is it true? is there really summting in there???

gin also for you am I gonna have to start punching you in the face since the gut is off limits???

jus' wondering...

and cunty Hello my lovely!! how are you doing?

cunty apparently I am currently indeed the host of a magnificent blob.

Oh how I love you guys. And how I've missed the random violence

cuntshine I dunno I'm still convinced this whole thing is a fake. But just to be on the safe side,no jabs to the solar plexus ta.

How is everyone??? I have just had to clean poo from under my fingernails,which was a gut-challenging experience. The house is still enveloped in a very impressive poo-fug.

I love those chinese burns, it really sets off my jewelry, dontcha think???

Yay for BLOBS! I mean, here's a frozen fish for your freezer. Oh, hell - take 10, and I have another 10 for ginny once she feels in the clear enough to take 'em.

Hang on I was sure I wrote cosmo!!! squeeeeeeeee!

But I didn't! So...

COSMO!!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!

Shall we call you gaghin for now until the poo-fug is gone?

Also, I heart ya beshie. thanks for the email,and you is not lame.