30s TTC - More Gin Than George BESH

[Scorpette]

Come on in ladies, the bar is fully stocked with Advocaat, Bailey's and novelty Xmas drinkies and the slaves are wearing Ann Summer 'Santa's Hat' posing pouches. Have also festooned the place with plenty of festive tat and lots of v un-eco and tacky Xmas lights and shit because I know we all love getting Xmassy dead early. There's a fireplace so you can send your wish list to Santa up the chimbley, platters of wooden spoons and coconuts on the mantlepiece and 'Mulled Wine' scented candles lighting up The Pit of Despair. Make yourselves at home!

Oh do fuck offski

You are nails Cosmosis. Sunday is aaaages away.

Is nothing more than defense mechanism. Can?t take the disappointment of last month again. I would rather just wait for driod arrival than be laughed at by a sadistic stick. Also this way protects TGO as well ? we can both just bury our heads in the sand.

Anyhow, my allotted daily time is up, so I shall vanish like an old oak table.

Fingers crossed for you Cosmosis

Blimey at this rate I'll be sitting in here drinking gin on my own. Forever probably.

I am still bleeding, and feeling a bit crampy. I think I'm going to be back drinking gin with you Claire. Another hour and a half and I can ring for my blood test results.

Muser. I will keep everything crossed for you.

Hope it's all OK Muser

Waiting for the nurse to call me with my first lot of blood results. My boobs have suddenly swollen up again and really hurt. Had to take my bra off and switch to a support vest. Am also feeling a bit sick. I hope these are Good Signs of hormonal increase.

Am off to have a glass or two of champagne, 6 weeks before alcohol crosses over, right? I've got a week of grace in that case.

Any news Muser?

Enjoy your champagne Muser I think you're fine until 6 weeks yes. Let us know your results when you here them, thinking of you.

have just watched G+S - I thought it was going to be one of those - ooh, I can't get pregnant on the first month things, I must be infertile, so at least it is vaguely realistic.

Any news Muser? Thinking of you and crossing everything.

Cosmo i'm getting good vibes for you, I think the next diffment is yours.

No news, they haven't called me and when I tried to call back they were shut. The slip I got did say they'd call before 9pm, but I know the clinic is shutting earlier at the moment which is why the phones didn't work. So I don't know whether someone might call now or not.

Oh that is shit Muser.... hope the champagne is helping you relax and the bleeding stops soon. No violence for you tonight, just a big hug grope of your arse.

That's very crap, are they open Saturday?

Well I've been told to go in Sunday before 10am for more bloods, so I'm assuming they're open Saturdays as well. I'm going to call them tomorrow. For now, I am sticking with the bubbly. We've decided to call the cells Bob for now. Let's hope Bob wants to stick around.

Fucksticks. Hormone levels are low. Really can't say anything until we do the second set.

Oh muser I'm not really sure what hormone levels represent at any one stage, but still got my fingers crossed. Care for a brandy top to your morning coffee?

I think they don't necessarily mean much, you can have low levels but still win a baybee. It's whether they increase the right way tomorrow. I need them to double in the normal fashion. My newly enlarged and painful boobs suggest perhaps they are increasing, but time will tell.

At least if this all goes tits up I know I can actually get pregnant quite easily. I'll just have to wait for a healthier bunch of cells.

Muser I'm glad to hear you're taking it on the chin.

Muser, am lurking but thinking of you. Fingers crossed here too

PS Ski, don't take the piss out of the name Julian, it is a family name and likely to be the middle name of a future son

oh absolutely, ski - took us many many months of talking about it before taking the plunge (ie deciding to go for it 6 months hence).