Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic>

[triggerhappybaby]

We've taken delivery of a fine new sofa. Come and rest here

Hey iggy I called u beshie earlier,was confused.but then,you just called wee a bitch so I'm not gonna apologise!sorry bout your mc,we would've been due about same time.

As far as names go,as I left face fuck in a huff I will never know I guess.am not that bothered as am convinced you are actually all called by chat names in rl.hence I keep grinning everytime someone tells longwee that she has a lovely name

longwee take this gin here - will bottle do?

grovel grovel etc etc...

ah bugger.

Oh longwee longwee I never ACTUALLY said you were a bitch, not like iggy did, nor would I you are lovely and you have a lovely name.

However, I will always hedge my bets in order to stay in with the in crowd (low self-esteem) and thus if I see a cloud of dust that may indicate a bandwagon is approaching, I will ready myself at the appropriate stop. Note I did leave a foot on the ground and what I failed to inform everyone of, in case of ridicule and accusations of weakness, was that I surreptitiously climbed down off the bandwagon at the next stop and slunk away.

Am I forgiven

ok... have taken guess at who longwee is on facebum... based on fact it is lovely name... Scientific no?!

trig I will now proceed to stalk you too

that was easy - ski told me who troig is - i just forgot... oops.

Right - will no longer talk about facebook.

ginhag I didn't notice you calling me beshie will have to go back and look.. Am not looking forward to Novemeber actually - so have taken measures to cheer myself up already - we are getting puppy in Nov

stiggyiggy i have a plan for nov too...

I'm getting drunk

not really.well not for an entire month.I'm sure there'll be the odd sober spell.

Bastard fucking thing was due on our anniversary.I know it wouldn't come on due date tho so I'm not allowing the actual day to be tainted.to be honest it is starting to feel a bit less like it really happened now which helped.

Am seriously considering returning to facefuck. However I'm not sure I can be arsed,had some good reasons for leaving.

now am calling trig troig ?! I think I'd better stay away from the thread today... before I offend everyone and am thrown out..

ginhag That is also my plan My problem was that the actually thing happened on Easter Sunday - which kind of spoilt that day for me... and am hoping I don't become some kind of maudlin easter monster every year - who can tell - am fairly cheery at the mo

My "darling" husband has gone to a Seaside Resort tm today on a client visit. He has just sent me a picture text of his portion of chips on the seafront.

Bastard.

lol - massive blob of seagull guano not pictured

stig my scan was on mr gin's birthday.fucking shit present that was.

Ooo. You may as well all be really jealous of my afternoon. Am off to the gynae to try and sort the auto immune thingy of horror.

If there is anyone left in that hospital that hasn't seen my fanny I would be very fucking surprised.

Hmm can't call ig stig as could be confused with trig

still no news from cheggs? hope she's ok.

help! I'm suffering chronic 2WOOLF (or whatever it was) - I'm sure I just felt something flutter like last time.

Can someone please bash me over the head with a mallet and wake me up on Thursday?

Was it 2WOFL? or was there an extra O maybe? need dictionary of acronyms

ski am getting tiny bit excited for you... I remember getting kind of stretching twinge type things

gin just call me pig
birthday = extra shit timing
I have also just snorted aloud (in a porcine way) re: your fanny comment..

cosmosis I would like chips today as am bit hungover...

Chips! - now that is a Marvellous Idea if ever I heard one.

iggs I'll text you mine if you want

iggy I'm crossing my fingers as best anyone can - it was firing off this ovary 2 months ago which got me the BFP then...

i'm here. just bed ridden and poorly (with pretty flakey internet).

i got scanned and had blood tests done in lovely multi lingual clinic yesterday. i'm moderately over stimulated and need bed rest, fluids and paracetamol.

boring and uncomfortable but at least i have a season of Lost to plough my way through ....

not in mood to type much but will the facebook gang wait till i'm ready to play again ??

2 Weeks Of Obsessive Fucking Lunacy

2WOOFL

doesn't exactly roll off the tongue...

I have until the bank hol weekend to wait.will be properly bonkers by then.

RTOD due this thurs then ski?you're nearly there then mate,we may avoid the straitjacket entirely!

oh and lol @ gin and fanny exposure.

i now have multiple people in multiple countries that have had a gander at mine

and hello to the new girls!

hello cheggers
Sorry you feeling shit. enjoy Lost!

ski fingers crossed... how long till you can test?

still want chips cosmosis text them please or failing that.. VAG could you send some of yours over?

Am not having a productive day... must do work...

Hey sickyCHEGGS good to hear from you.we were getting proper worried!backslaps from me.take it easy bird.

Aww poor chEGGs, do you want one of us to sit by your bed and stroke your hair, whilst drunkenly murmering that it will all be ok, hic?

"d"h has redemed himself somewhat by coming home early and therefore picking me up an hour early. Result. I'm off to drink gin make lasagne and plant an acer or two.

luckily i'm off work so can lol around in bed at leisure as required. hope this is gone by next week though. what the fuck am i supposed to tell work? errr i inadvertantly OD'd on fertility drugs ..!?

ta gin that new pic of your little man by the way is stunning. do you care what you have next? or you after a little girl?

can't say i'm arsed anymore to be honest, although i only have girls names in the bank

fingers crossed for you too ski i am a little confused by your picture as have pictured you as starbuck from battlestar galactica for months. dunno why - must've been what i was watching at the time

anyway rambling now and episode 4 about to start .... shhhh