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[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

A joyful parent?

A jobless peabrain?

A jumbo pastry?

Tigress wonders if this mention of food might send some of our ladies to the loo for a rainbow yawn?

rainbow yawn i love it! defo had one of those recently. Am fine so long as you dont mention eggs or soggy breadsticks.
barf!

ooops i have to run.......

Ray is seriously Fing Ped off with her friend who has just has a baby a week ago and thinks its ok to get upset with Ray becoz she didnt phone her before yesterday. Even though Ray has been working 8 til 6 everyday other than sun and yesterday and has had to deal with being told she has a serious medical condition that has caused her miscarriages by letter and had been trying to get her head round it.

Ray is also fed up with biting her tongue everytime this friend makes a stupid comment like ' i would so anything to swop places with you and go on holiday' and' No i dont think having this baby will be worth it after being so uncomfortable' Ray is now going to tell her friend exactly what she thinks about comments like that.

Ray has decided that who needs enemys when you have friends like that.

thandeka sorry for testing you hun! thank you very much. fingers crossed for your scan will be thinking of you. let us know.

paddington agrees that any negative pregnancy test is evil.

paddington is enjoying mr paddington bear looking after her and is enjoying all this bedding!

paddington still does not like her job and wishes really she didnt have to bother at all!

am so sorry your friend has upset you so much- some people are just so thoughtless and you are well within your rights to be seriously f**ed off! Hope your doing somewhat near ok

x

paddington cant believe she just found out her best friend at school got married and didnt even tell her!!

paddington is also very jealous that she isnt married yet or pregnant!

paddington is feeling very sorry for herself!

oooh paddington i had that happen to me....and i was still in weekly telphone contact with said friend....infact she only told me that she had got married as i joined facebook and she was afraid i would see her name change.....we DO NOT speak anymore

Thandeka's scan went fine today but she is staying in the knitted bubble until she feels it is safe to come out (probably sometime Feb 2010)

Thandekas scan possibly didnt go fine today as googling reveals emby too small for her dates.

Tigress has decided that this TTC malarky is ruling her life and every waking moment way too much and that she would like to just forget about it all. Who wants a screaming kiddy anyway! Grr.

Gracie thinks google is evil amd that Thankdeka shouldn't do nasty googling if it makes her worry.

paddington is so glad thandeka's scan went well. please dont google its evil but i always do it! im sure emby will grow grow grow- take some babybio!

boodleboot- your ex friend sounds horrible!

paddington is very sad she cant cut her hours, get pregnant, be married.

paddington thinks the clomid brings out the worst in her inc. tantrums before teatime!

paddington is refusing to watch anything on tv about babies this evening.

Ray is glad that Thanekas scan went weel. and says NO MORE GOOGLING it is very evil.

Rayis hurting so much inside she just wants to cry ALL THE TIME. life is sooooooooo unfair.

Tigress has been speaking to a friend who is worse off than her on the TTC stakes and feels sad for the whole world

maisie thinks all this info about getting pregnant by age 35 should have been available last year when she was 34. Not when she's heading for 36.

paddington is wondering if everyone is ok? paddington is not feeling amazing.

Tigress is on day 31 (UCL 35) and is pretty sure she is not preggers as not nearly enough BDing was done at no where near the right time of month but is still holding out hope and holding her breath for the next 4 days anyway.

paddington is at work and wishes she was not. I also am now on my two week wait and dreading it.

paddington is at work and wishes she was not. I also am now on my two week wait and dreading it.

lissie's rage levels have hit an all time high, or at least they would if she could stop crying at the hollyoaks graduation ceremony.

lissie is very happy that thandeka's scan went well, and would like to remind her that at this stage dating/sizes can be out by as much as 2w depending on your cervix etc.

Paddington has been googling and now feeling physically sick with despair and frustration could cry but have too much to bloody do!
paddington honestly doesnt know how much more she can take. i think its time to get another job and get this bloody lap test done then my decision is made for me.

paddington apologises for massive rant!

Oh good. 2 more pregnant friends on F/B. Hoorah.

thats crap

lissie has been offered a job working with former workmates (headhunted no less) and is scared. i left the restaurant 5y ago to have ds.

paddington muchly appreciates the hair strokes!
paddington understands the distress of having pregnant fb friends.

lissie if you think the job is right for you then go for it!