Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

Louja...I'm not sure...

How the hell did you scar the penis??? The mind boggles

Lissie - how are you doing?

oh puss

lou... how? well obviously... but how?

lissie lost a tampon inside her cavernous vagina today. after ringing nhs direct and her gp managed to get the fecker out herself and now feels sullied.

Sorry but lol at 'cavernous vagina'

Yes we are waiting to hear how Lou broke her DH's penis...

Lissie - do you think I should do early testing next month also as I'm just wondering if I've had chemical pregs before but just not shown up as not done sensitive tests...consultant did say one side of womb was slightly thinner so am wondering if this affected implantation...

Very confused because boobs still hurt and feel bit icky...

I am not sure how it got broke. All I know is I was on top and maybe a but vigorous. it might have had something to do with the new corset, which was a bargain from tks. I forgot which being frisky is like.

Lissie I hope its all over soon and you get some doctor to give you what you need to stop the nk killer cells. ps I loved the hat you had in style and. beauty. just trying to figure if I cab get away with something like that. basically have olive skin and dark hair. did you look at Isabella Oliver as she does nice wrap dresses.(stalker emoticon)

I am Ovulating On the blocked side

Pies hoe long you been on ttc bandwagon? Have given up on early testing. Just makes me cry.

Cavernous vagina but funny but funny.

Can you tell I am typing on my phone

Lou - two years but obv more intense these last months as panic starting to settle in iyswim?!!

puss, normally i advise against early testing but i think for the next few months it might be advisable. just not too early .

re the cavernous vagina, ive never even pushed a baby out!

Hairy, thats pants.

lou, thanks you. i bought it from debenhams in the sale. the problem is, i am very petite so need to find something that will fit me. doesnt IO only do maternity clothes?

Thanks LADY. Ah well at least I am still ovulating at my grand old
age!

IO do normal clothes too I think. I love debenhams. Got a couple of lovely tops in the sale.

Puss are you going back to the fc?

Louja - I will do but not yet. When is your scan?

Next step is 3 day bloods and have 3 cycles worth of Clomid. Am a bit eek actually as my dose is 100mg and I thought starting dose was meant to be 50mg. I'm also not going to be monitored while on it

I did say don't I need scans to make sure not hyperstimulated etc and he said risk of that was so minimal so no...

Also worried because read side effects of Clomid and one is eyes blurring and I'm profoundly deaf and lipread so while I appreciate its very small, it does freak me out!

Scan is next week on Tuesday - not sure if they tell you what is going on there or if you have to wait for the results - as I need to go back to my GP.

Am deaf in one ear and a bit deaf in the other. But can't imagine what it would be like to be totally deaf. I probably do lip read a bit and need subtitles otherwise the TV might as well be off - as I can hear but not all the words. Bloody GPs are rubbish. I give up.

CD 30 today and still no flo...each time I go to the loo, keep expecting to see something...mind you, if ovulated late ( which I think I may have) then period maybe later starting

FB Update: Puss can handle being pg or not being pg but the not knowing and endless BFN with no AF is DOING HER HEAD IN!

Moo is at the hospital (again) because she is the polar opposite of pregnant

been trying to conceive for 8 months had blood tests- i ovulate,boyfs spemrm has been checked - its fine, had womb scanned - fine. wasnt on any chemical contraception before hand just a diapraghm so why hasnt it happened??? when i went to the gp- she was pregnant, then my sister, then my boyfs best friends girlfriend, then my boyfs brothers girlfriend, and now one of my best mates! its like every month andother person close to me is pregnant and i am now thinking is there even a god? why is it so hard for me and why isnt it happening told a so called friend of mine about it today and her response- 'LMAO- sorry but its funny' yep so funny i cant contain myself- what a cow! its driving me crazy i want a baby so bad - i cant even go onto facebook lately i find it too painful.

CD31 (of a usual 27 day cycle) no AF no BFP, what is going on?

Kara, if you ovulated late, your period maybe later

Am now on CD31...last preg test was yest am and I've stopped doing them now as totally fed up with it. Am staying at mums this weekend anyway and deliberately didn't bring any tests with me

Thanks Puss and good luck

So any good news on this thread.

Think I am 7 dpo and apart from having to have a little nap after putting DS to bed on Weds and Friday, no signs of anything. Yes its too early.

On FB Status - DHs willy might be fixed now so will get the corset out tonight

FHG......is ridiculously symptom spotting

FHG is very scared about going to MC clinic

FHG can not wait for XXX XXX to have their baby as she's sick to death of having to read your moaning-pregnancy-related-must update-four-times-a-day-status's!!

Got a very, very faint 2nd line on a FR this afternoon. God I hope I am pregnant and I don't have a mc this time.

Kara - sounds promising - how are you doing today?

Still faint 2nd line on FR and an internet cheapie - so looking ok at the moment. Just want to wish the next 2 months away and get to 12 weeks.

Puss - how are you?