Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

Amyboo wonders if af will ever arrive.

Paddington will of course teach Thandeka to cast off(there are some videos on you tube i have heard if that helps. (How you feeling?)

Paddington has not bled yet but is on knicker checking patrol all the time! 1 or 2 days late one negative test... either my dates are wrong but get to tues then re test.

Paddington is going clearblue digital on tuesday!

Tigresswoods- i love that, good idea!

I have just stumbled across this page as have been ttc for 1 year and never wanted to look at a website called 'mumsnet', BUT, hat you would want your facebook seeing what you would want your facebook status's to say made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.

The times I have wanted to write;

Belbel 'had an HSG test today'.
BelBel 'is sick of seeing you change your profile pics to a scan pic'
BelBel is beeding once more.
BelBel can't believe she spent 14 years trying nt to get pregnant.

So thank you for the best laugh I have had in ages.

hoops is wondering whether it is actually possible to be pg 2 weeks after an ERPC.......

Thandeka wants to hide from the world for the next 8 weeks as she is convinced it won't work again as it is way too soon after MMC.

Thandeka is knitting a bubble to live in for the next 8 weeks and is grateful to Paddington for showing her how to cast if off (hermetically seal it).

thinks Thandeka will be just fine, and in 8 months time will be holding a little bundle of joy!!!!

"BelBel can't believe she spent 14 years trying not to get pregnant."

Heh. You know, I thought exactly the same thing! Made me giggle.

lissie is terrified that she isn't pg, after all, if she cant get up the stick with 5 mature eggs then she may as well just give her womb to medical research.

lissie is holding thandeka's hand reassuringly

lissie is also wondering why she bothered wasting money on condoms and time on the pill for so many years.

Thandeka's career is teaching young people how NOT to get pregnant and is very tempted to tell them- ack sometimes its so much harder than it looks so don't worry about contraception. Could be a job dealbreaker though!

Thandeka also feels better since the lovely mumsnetters are being so kind. (But Thandeka can't mention mumsnet on her RL FB status page as currently she isn't a mum and therefore people would ask nosey questions).

Paddington is also knitting a bubble for Thandeka and has her knitting needles crossed for her.

Paddington is thinking tuesday is a long time to wait to take another test.

Paddington is also thinking is it actually possible that she could be pregnant... oh no wait life couldnt be that easy!

Is dreading work tomorrow: pregnant people everywhere who just so easily got pregnant! And having people who had babies just to dump off on her so they can go back to their high flying careers!

Paddington will smile sweetly all day while burning a rage inside

Thandeka is at work trying and failing not to have a stressful one, wishing she could get signed off til the end of term so she is past the MC dangerzone.

Thandeka is also keeping fingers crossed for paddington21 for tommorrow.

Duchesse is very happily 29 weeks pregnant and feeling utterly idle.

(I don't want any of my clients knowing am going to have a baby to contend as well as their documents).

Sorry, paddington, have just read your post; if it's any consolation this baby has been 6 years in the making.

Sorry, have also just noticed which topic this thread is in .

< duchesse backs out shame-faced >

paddington got through today and does not know how!

Paddington is also now testing wednesday as she cant quite bear the thought of another negative quite yet. As it is also digital it will be there in plain black and white.

paddington also her needles and fingers crossed for thankeda

belbel- same as! Why did we spend all those yewars worrying that we might get accidently preggers.

Tigress is working out when to drag her DH to bed this month....

Thandeka is incredibly impressed at Paddingtons self control in the POAS department!

hoops is hoping that she actually pg but dreading it if she is!!

Paddington thinks she too is also amazed by her control on the poas situation. however knicker watch is constant.

Paddington is in a right state as she has just visited for the first time www.twoweekwait.co.uk website has been symptom spotting bad times!

Thandeka says to Hoops if you are come find us on the "4weeks and bricking it" thread lots of tears, fears and support.

Thandeka says to Paddington- knicker watching is acceptable- knicker sniffing isn't. (There is a evil device on fertility friend where you stick in all your early symptoms and it gives you a score out of 100 that tells you how likely it is you are pregnant. Evil! I get scores in the 80's whether am pregnant or not)

Tigress has just looked at the twoweekwait website and thinks it is a step too far!

Tigress has to tell an old friend that she will not be going to her son's first birthday but will probably miss out the bit about it being because she doesn't want to spend the day with other people's babies!

Tigress is glad she started this thread, it is a fabulous cathartic outpouring.

Thandeka has just looked at a shewee website and thinks its a step too far! (for glasto y'see!)

Thandeka looked at the twoweekwait website because Tigresswoods did and scuttles back to the relative safety and sanity of mumsnet!

Yes, "relative" safety and sanity. I feel I already spend too much time on here (no offence to anyone, I am sure you all feel the same) so going over to a bad place like twoweekwait would defo be a step too far into "Crazy pre-preggo woman" land.

sigh

Tigress is spending too much time on MN and needs to get out into the real world where not everyone is as obssessed as her with the length of their cycles and when to book in sex

Thandeka realises to her horror that Tigress is right - last thing at night before she went to sleep she was on mumsnet and here she is again first thing in the morning! It's an addiction I tell ya!