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[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

hahaha paddington is choking on her crisps (i know naughty, naughty) at the babybio comment!

Paddington also booked herself up for her scan( already crapping one's knickers about it) and accupunture

Thandeka is horny as hell and wants to shag the afternoon away cept she can't incase it induces another MC (Last MC was just after back from honeymoon- so even though unlikely lots of shagging caused it- we won't take the risk). Soooooo frustrating though especially since in all the months TTC it is sooooo hard to get in the mood sometimes and now I am - and I bloody can't!

trinityhrino has sliced her hand on glass so she wants chocolate, lots of it and someone to take the kids away so she can nap

Paddington is also oddly feeling rather horny inbetween her very annoying af cramps!

paddington wishes dp would take her shopping and glad she didnt go to the zoo today but sat and made herself feel sick eating junk and watching films

lissie is starving please let this be a sign. worked out that this is our 42nd ttc cycle.

actually, nope, this is our 44th cycle.

Aw hun... got my fingers crossed for you! 44 cycles- my oh my thats a lot of bedding! x

paddington is thinking about writing a list of everything she wants to buy ( i keep seeing things that i think are a good idea but im sure i wont remember them) for when she one day gets herself a bubba.

does anyone think this is a good idea? or am i tempting fate?

Thandeka spent the day in A&E with a suspected ectopic. Since they let her home again it probably isn't but now the shitting herself until her repeat scan in 10 days and praying her HCG has gone up by Tuesday.

Read earlier that you'd gone to A&E, glad to hear you're home now. Get plenty of rest, be thinking of you on Tuesday

Oh hun ((lots of hugs)) fingers crossed for tues. Hopefully all will be ok. let us know xxx

thandeka, omg! what were the symtoms? when is your repeat blood test?

continuous pain in left hand side not horrendous pain but enough to stop me sleeping and a tiny bit of spotting (LHS pain is usual for me and previous investigations yielded nothing but this was worse than normal so though better get it checked out especially because of the spotting- which went away but has now possibly come back . Scan revealed sac in right place (phew and oops should have put that in previous post) and inconclusive fetal pole- possibly 4mm (which if it is is better than I got last time) No heartbeat but thats because at 5weeks 3 days is way too early! Bloods were HCG 7000 and being repeated tuesday at 11am. Am signed off work for the time being. (full boring post about the adventure is at the bottom of the 4 weeks and bricking it thread).

that all sounds v good. when i had my scan with ep at 5w they couldn't see a blardy thing. i know how scary it is, but keeping evrything crossed!

Thanks Lissie that means alot (and thanks Paddington21 and MaisieBoo too).

Thandeka would be completely lost without the support of the wonderful mumsnetters.

xxx

lissie had a bit of cramping yesterday, so got all upset and told dh that her period was on its way, but has just thrown up a cup of coffee... oooh...

Thandeka needs to know whether it was nescafe in which case the vomit could have been a physical manifestation of the disgust at Nestle's babymilk policies. But any other brand and I am very very hopeful for Lisslielou!
xxx

lol, no nestle products in the lissie house. purged when i became a fully fledged mner twas cafe direct.

Well you see cafedirect also contains the magic feelgood ingredient too so vomiting with that for anything other than "upthedufferness" is highly unlikely. So fingers firmly firmly crossed. When can you test.......?

Thandeka is secretly very very excited for Lissielou (to the extent she nearly fell off her sofa this morning when she read the post!) but trying not to show it because we all hate false hope.

lol lissie is very grateful to thandeka for all her kind words, off to eat jam tarts now!

Glasto wants to rewind marriage back to before wanting babies, and rekindle sex life.

Glasto wants a fully operational DH.

Glasto is going to continue de-friending her FB friend list everytime some ungrateful cow moans about being fat, suffering from morning sickness, being pregnant with a 14 month old and not knowing how it happened etc.

Glasto wants to eat cake and not worry about expanding waistline.

Glasto isn't pregnant, just fat, you inconsiderate feckers!

paddington is trying to work out what maternity pay and other money she would get and has given up as she is doubting one it will even happen and two its darn complicated!

paddington is just wondering when it will happen.

lissielou- fingers crossed for you and your jam tart eating coffee throwing upness!

Thandeka- how are you doing?

Ray doesnt give a shit if you can now feel your baby moving. she should be feeling that now but she isnt so just fuck off and stop telling me about your pg I DONT WANT TO KNOW.

secretly excited for lissielou Ohhhhhhhhhhh so hope it is your month

Tigress has "booked" her husband for a few days over the coming weekend. Lets make a baby for next March! Eyes on the prize!