Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

Tigeress PMSL i think you are right and that ladies that have ben ttc forever and have been through mcs and know like EVERYTHING about their cycles should give the sex talks. I know damn well that my DD will learn lots more from me then she ever will at school. I just prey she doesnt have my problems.

Face book updates continued.

Ray is ............. avoiding facebook like the plague as EVERYONE is announcing pregnancies and putting scan pics on their profile pics and she cant understand how they got to 12 weks and she didnt AGAIN. Life is a miserable unfair fucking wanker.

Ray is ........... feeling very resentful at the moment. Can you tell????????????

Ray is ................ feeling verymuch like she wants to give up and just accept she wont have anymore babies.

I think we should post these things i would love to see the reaction that could be quite amusing to watch everyone sqiurm.

Today's facebook's statuses from Thandeka should really read:

Thandeka is addicted to pissing on sticks.

Thandeka is going cross eyed from trying to work out if the faint line is actually a line.

Thandeka is paranoid if the line is a line then it could be residual HCG from recent miscarriage or if it is new HCG she intends to crap herself about having another MMC for the next nine months.

Thandeka is due to get AF tommorrow and will be pissing on sticks until further notice.

Thandeka does not want to bleed tommorrow.

Thandeka is not going to tell anyone except DH and BM if she is pregnant again this time. So she won't announce it on facebook. But then again she didn't FB people last time either so this is a silly status update.

There think that just about covers the facebook status updates I wish I could write!

Currently says something dull like Thandeka has been on the sofa all day watching Shameless and knitting!

Oooh the one for today would be:

Thandeka just wee-d on a stick and there was a flipping faint but obvious line! Gulp!

instead it actually reads

Thandeka is ambiguous.

Tigress has period pains and is popping Feminax like there is no tomorrow

thandeka congrats!

tigress

todays update:

lissie is not looking forward to yet another doctor peering up her fanjo tomorrow, should put a revolving door in. still, at least its an incentive to prune my ladygarden

Thandeka says Lissilou should add sparkles and feathers- maybe a glitter ball to add to the medical fanjo disco experience!

pmsl and fireworks for the end?

Oooh and mini airhostesses in white gloves to direct the doctors where exactly to go and to point out the emergency exits

pmsl, why cant all vagina's be like that?!

What you mean yours isn't!?

Mine has carefully pruned bonsai trees and water sprinklers and everything. I thought that was normal?

In fact new status update.

Thandeka is off to prune her Bonsai tree.

unfortunately, mine is like the amazon. far too many trees and areas of great danger!

Amyboo has no interest in photos of people's babies, scans or bumps, and doesn't want to know that you were up all night dealing with a baby with colic.

Amyboo wishes people would stop trying to find reasons for her mmc.

Amyboo doesn't want to hear about your plans to start ttc.

Amyboo thinks that only doctors should dispense medical advice.

Amyboo doesn't want to hear how you're coming off mycrogynon early so that it's "out of your system" before you ttc and you won't have a mc like I did.

Amyboo is really f*cked off with the world. Can you tell?

TOMP doesn't want to know how hard it is to have been TTC for 3 whole months and how devastated you are that it's not happened yet - try being in your 4th year lovey

TOMP, with you there!

at least it's not just me being a grouchy old moobag then

Paddington... is frustrated and praying not to bleed tomorrow.

Paddington... does not know why life is so unfair and why she wasted money on condoms ever as it would not of made any bloody difference.

Paddington... would like to know why clomid makes her feel/ act like a grumpy teenager aka kevin and perry.

Paddington wants to quit her job as she is surrounded by pregnant women but cant as she needs the maternity package... but she isnt bloody pregnant!

I love this thread!

Congrats Thandeka!

Thanks Paddington.

Today mine would be:

Thandeka regrets handing her notice in the 6 days before the results were in. Ooops no mat benefits for me if I get that far! Paddington want my old job?

lissie has 5 follicles, but 2 of which are on the tubed side. screw the "professional advice"

Why not Thandeka that would be great! But blooming mat benefits grr! I also enjoy knitting... well its more of an addiction- its like drugs!

Paddington... is trying hard not to think about tomorrow. Also worried that if she doesnt bleed tomorrow will it be friday? if its not friday did she even ovulate in the first place or could she be the p word?

Paddington... is going mad but will distract herself with her fine knitting while being made to football in which the result depends on her man's future happines.

Thandeka... wants Paddington21 to teach her how to cast off so she can finish the foul multi-colored scarf she knitted as a distraction from TTC/MMC grief.

Tigress came on a couple of days ago and is going to put next month's special days into DH's iphone as a reminder...

no, lissies vomitting is NOT down to ms, but thank you for the nudge, nudge enquiries

Daynee is tired of everyone saying, "Don't think about it so much...It will happen...You will have lots of babies."

Daynee is ecstatic that her teaching job is over next week...Why is it so hard to like my job right now?

Daynee stopped clomid after docs found a cyst. I got preggers on my own 3 times but had 3 mc's so I'm back to the drawing board - sticking to the old-fashioned way that seemed to work before! No more medicine or IUI!

Is it 3:00 yet???