Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

Ta

Kara is feeling down so must be pmt, god damn it!

Fingers crossed hairy it all ends soon.

Fingers crossed hairy it all ends soon.

Thank you!

kara is SO fed up of one particular friend's whinging on facebook and wishes that she would stop moaning and start living. Most people have shit in their lives but do not post something on facebook EVERY TIME SOMETHING GOES A LITTLE BIT WRONG .
Especially as kara thinks that she has FAILED to conceive YET AGAIN.

what a fun read -- totally love your post - beanieb
Am ok filtering out FB updates / I struggle with the real events...like my colleague gave birth to a boy on Tuesday...When I found out she was preg, I cried...in secret - am really happy for her an all.. the crying was more self-pity tears..and then was fine...all the way till she went into the hospie with contractions...and so yesterday was a dark day...again on the self-pity wagon..wondering when me, when me, when me...

has never seen so many pregnant women before! Are they all out just to torment me?

"has oodles of cervical snot of just the right consistency"

(Well they all post details of the contents of their babies' nappies - so why can't I share me mucus cos I'm well bloody proud of that level of EWCM)

finally has normal levels of hcg and is flipping ecstatic about it!!!!! Roll on the next RTD so I can have an HSG test.

Yay hairy

can't move the minute cos I'm standing on my head after baby dancing!

I love this thread

I love it too!

Has period cramps yippee! If it comes it will mean cycle is back to normal!!

Just wants to cry.

Is happy her friend has just had a baby but is sobbing at her own apparent secondary infertility. Thank god for DS and tom and jerry. Though Ben and jerry would be better

has got her period. Yippeee! and got a last minute appointment for a tube test - and it showed that her right tube is blocked, which is what caused her ectopic pregnancy, but everything else is perfectly normal and function. So she is OVER THE MOON!!!!!

Woo hoo to Hairyone

is... wanting to tell people she feels poo and sick and wishes the heartburn would go away, but is putting on a brave face so people wont guess that shes acutally not sure if she's pregnant or not..

...is having a damn good drink, cos' there'sno reason not to

is 5DPO and the urge to Test has vanished. I don't feel anxious or curious about it - what the chuff is going on?????

Thinks your husband is exceedingly unattractive.

is watching her cervical mucus