Facebook status updates you wish you could write. XXXX...

[Tigresswoods]

is fed up with seeing babies everywhere

• does not want to hear that you got pregnant after having sex the ONE time. I am having sex ALL the time, still no baby.

has actually been off work due to a miscarriage, which lasted over two bleeds twenty days apart and has now had an injection to make it finish.

and

has used about twelve sanitary towels a day for the last 14 days and is therefore in a bad mood.

and

is so incredibly chuffed that her sister is pregnant

and

wants a baby more than anything and wishes you would stop asking if 'I'm next' every time someone at work brings their newborn in.

hairytriangle - that is so shit I am sorry for your loss.

aw, thanks Karathrace I'm fine now though, taking care of myself. Really nice of you to post that x

is on cd30 and still no AF... which would probably be much easier to interpret if I had any idea how long my cycle usually is fingers crossed though.

hairytriangle - that is just awful.. Really hope you're doing okay x

Today I'd like to post:
No, I do not believe you got pregnant 'by mistake' with your third kid.

Hairy sorry to hear your news.

That I feel MUCH better after a lovely day out with DP and dear step-daughter and her boyfriend (DP and Step-daughter met each other for first time - she is my SD from a previous marraige)

(can't post it on fb because certain people might still be stalking me and trying to make trouble!)

The next so and so who tells me to relax and I'll get pregnant will be getting a TCOYF pessary right up their do-dah.

F*cking hell, here we go again.....

has had enough of this shite and wishes her body would just be NORMAL!!!!!

I wish my body would be normal too.

Karathrace it's horrid, isn't it

...is quite scared to test tomorrow because she doesn't want to be disappointed

Thinks that actually you putting a happy birthday message to your 1 year old on your FB is a bit pathetic and attention-seeking.

Also thinks that that scan photo you just bumped up my friends page by posting 15 times and commenting again and again in case we hadn't seen it... looks like you're having a duck with bad TV reception and not a baby.

thinks it's very sad when people get to be so negative and wishes she could spread positive vibes to everyone.

....wishes you xx would damn well stop complaining, you're 20 weeks pregnant, count yourself lucky!!!!!!

hairytriangle I've just seen this and if you've got a problem with me come out and say it to me by name (the internet equivalent of to my face I guess)

emptyshell WTF?!?!?

This is a 'facebook updates you wish you could write' thread and it was in response to someone on my facebook page, which I didn't feel comfortable writing on facebook!!!

Please apologise, I really think you are getting paranoid here!

Hairy

Today's facebook update I wish I could write:

hurray my hcg has dropped by 50% which means this nightmare is coming to an end!

is gutted she's not pregnant.

....so-o-o- likes having yet another pregnancy announcement flung in her face!!! Oooh, and the 12 week scans you have just posted really rub the salt in to the wound! Thanks!

Grrrrrrr

Wishes the dream she had where shew was pregnant a.d didn't know it was true and not just a dream

Is on the 2WW again. I will be super depressed come next week so steer clear of me.

Hairy I am glad that your mc is coming to an end and your body is getting back to normal.