oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

make it the 8th then it can be same day as my ds2 and you know It's All About Me

have you missed me, btw?

I agree with bobbydazzler. I don't think that theres anything wrong with a bit of light hearted entertainment of guess who but there are people who have been ttc for a long time and have had miscarriages ect so maybe a bit inappropriate.

Basically if you wanna tell us who you are tell us otherwise why bother posting a thread like this..... We've already got a great guess who thread with inshockandawe which by the way did we ever find out who she was?

Yeah, where's mozhe? She was funny.

Fio's an old gimmer in a younger person's body.

Aw, baby hamsters are soooo cute.

kids broke the puter

been doing lots of jigsaws and talking to my husband'

how's your loony neighbour?

Oh fgs if you're ttc or grieving and you can't bear people talking about being pregnant don't visit parenting forums IF THEY WILL UPSET YOU.

Is there NOTHING people don't get offended about here?

agree www
Load of old nonsense re being offended by this thread.

That is like saying that people aren't allowed to be upset about an accidental pregnancy because others have lost wanted babies!

Yes, my heart breaks for all those who are trying forever, or who have lost babies - I am very much of the belief that all loss/trying length of time should be spread evenly around (nice n easy to do then )... BUT other lives continue, and this is a thread about a conception - where else should it be!??

BUT - if you don't tell us who you are old gimmer I will have this face for many weeks... in the same way that I need to know who ISAW was

I mean, if I was feeling delicate about the ttc thing, the use of the words "up the stick" in the title would warn me not to click on it...fgs...

about a quarter of us have had a mc at some point, if statistics are correct, and while it hurts and hurts at the time one odes still sppreciate a bit of lightheartendness now and then

why not try undoing one or two of your stays now and again?

Flame, you DON'T need to know who the other one was. That is exactly what they wanted you to do. Hang on their every post with bated breath.

[harrumph]

lol at stays

Wickedwaterwitch I think everyones entitled to there opinions just like your entitled to yours, and if someone's going to post a thread they should be prepared to get peoples opinons.

My money is on NotAnOtter or Mhamai......(only cos I searched the "Who are you" thread and they were the only two names I recognised, who said they were 39 )

Sheesh - I would never say front bottom, it's a fadge ffs, it ain't me. Or winkie for that matter, it's a cock!!

I haven't read whole thread yet, so sorry if you have outed yourself already.

Bollocks! Back to the drawing board

UCM, is that you???

And DH would be mighty pissed off as he has had the snip.

in an email on the 19th Aug mhamai said she was 40 in about 2 weeks - can't be her then unless the OP has tried to divert us a little?

Right, I'm going to stick my neck out and say ..... PRUNERS ???

I don't know alot of "old gimmers" but I am dying with noseyness.