oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

HugeMistake

No, I don't want to guess, but thanks for the offer.

RGpargy is currently 'preggo' though isn't she?

if you search for OLD GIMMER, quite a few names come up

I started to write them all down and then realised I wasn't quite that bored

I would have said countessdrac but she's been on and denied it.

No idea. It's not me. MI is over 40.
(I'm 40 already plus wouldn't use the word preggo.)

Twiglett or whatever she's calling herself these days

just tell us, fgs

I hate myself for getting sucked in. I must have such an empty life

It is not me.

See my profile for proof.

And I am nowhere near 40 [denial] but I have been called a front bottom.

Call me a reckless gambler, but I'm putting my money on UnquietDad.

I am 37 and had a scare a week or so ago and am now on strike until dh has the snip

I am sorry but I think this thread is

a. pointless

b. insensitive (if whoever she is reads some of the other threads in this section she will see that there are lots of people who are late 30's/early 40's who have been trying for ages and who would desperately like to be pregnant, or who have suffered miscarriages e.t.c, whilst whoever she is, thinks she maybe up the duff from the limited contact someone has had with her "frontbottom" and seems to be trying to make light of it all)

and one late period does not mean you are in perimenopause and if you really don't want anymore children then why would you care anyway??

I would also dispute the use of OLD GIMMER for a mere whippersnapper of FORTY. It's NOT OLD.

What would they tell us though, IGW ?

That a sexually active female of child bearing age MIGHT be pregnant ?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, and ?

Well, that told us .....

similar to what I was thinking re the TTC people but didn't want to offend.

No more guess who threads!!!

You're right, bobbydazzler.

Everyone on mumsnet should fuck off immediately, lest they offend.

but she doesn't say she doesn't want anymore kids though, does she?

Oh come off it, ttc people can't possibly get offended at these threads and quite frankly, if they do, they need to get a grip. It's a parenting forum, there will always be plenty of pregnant women here.

oh you can offend people without even trying on here

wouldn't cross my mind tbh re others ttc

The OP will NEVER come back and tell us who they are and whether or not they are pg.

oh, yes, she says she'll get a coiil put in ... but you can have them taken out again cant' you

look I hate to hijack, again, but did mohzhe ever come back after her waterskiing holiday>

I bet you a virtual fifty quid that she does!

have you had that blinking baby yet or what fio?

Disagree bobbydazzler.
I am ttc and not offended in the slightest

In fact the only thing pissing me off is

NOT Knowing Who It Is

[virtual moths fly from virtual wallet]