oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

Des, it's not Pruners. She is an IVFer.

Ah! Thanks expat.

MrsA congratulations!

sorry bit late, went out in the sun and fell asleep

NDP
been itching to ask - why cant you find the catch?

pruni is quite far off 40

Oh fgs, tell us
please

Naily, I was trying to find the bonnet catch in my new car and failing miserably. Found it now though.

moondog

still no reveal then?

'half a case of good wine and bombay sapphire'
clues??

Grrrr. Do we still not know ????

Hmm, Moondog's a possible.

Well, a search reveals:

Harpsi
Bundle
Moondog
giraffeski

def moondog

"on the weekend" = welsh

See, if UCM hadn't posted I was going to out her by posting along the lines of 'criminal justivce system today is too lenient and all immigrants should be given passports forthwith' LOL

I do think anyone who is offended by this needs to lighten up- I posted about being ill (hyperemesis) a while back and got told I was lucky to be pg...well yes, but still.... aren't we all entitled to a bit of a whinge?

No idea who this is though

Moondog not eaten a green veg in ages??? Surely not possible, have your ead her entries on whats for dinner?

My money is on Moondog, but Twiglett keeps springing to mind.

But IMO the smoking thing does not fit either of them. I think the front bottom and the winkie was tongue in cheek.

Notanotter - found a previousthread where she mentions Bombay saphire

Moondog DEF has the odd fag. Twig not as far as I know. I reckon Moondog actually.

And she eats well but would prob worry about folic acid/volume of green leafy veg if she was uff the duff

ykwim, up the duff

If tis, there's arun of us Welshies then, me Filly and MD LOl

Summat in the water?

I wish to complain about all these threads announcing pregnancies, I cannot have any more children and find them offensive and upsetting.

Wales is dangerous I tell you.
Also, Moondog has form for posting and then fking off

there are a few of these threads now aren't there.

is there any point guessing when it might just be a late period?