oldgimmer maybe up the stick, wanna guess who?

[upthestickornot]

right, here are the clues

I 'm 40 in 3 weeks, have planned monumental piss-up, have just got my life where I want it, have bought lots of new undies, a half case of good wine and a bottle of bombay sapphire and a box of 40 tampax. Am 3 days late and belching like a warthog and am on two lots of medication that one should not really be taking when preggo and have been drinking and a little b it of smoking and not a tablet of folic acid or a leafy green vegetable for many moons.

Of course I know that if one lets a boy put his winkie near your front bottom then there is a risk one could be preggo, however it's not like that happens every day.

will do test on the weekend and if negative get appointment for coil fitting PDQ I can tell you.

Hmmm, do recall someone recently saying there were going to be 40 soon, but can't remember who that was....

Why don't you just tell us?

Do the test now - no point in putting it off
And then tell us who you are!!

Hmmmmm

Wasn't MI wondering about her sore norks recently ?

Hmm, I think you're name may begin with Attention and end with Seeker

snigger at suzywong

why, because of my Bad Grammar ?

UCM, is that you?

lol

I suspect MI would never do one of these threads (and I think she is already 40).

Is CD 40 yet ? Though again, I suspect she is not one to namechange/procrastinate over testing.

No, because you said something funny

fgs

i am too scared to name name incase i offend and they say "hey im nowhere near 40"

Np I passed my driving test! Woohoo!

lol np

Oh just tell us
And do the test - you're already late - why wait?
I'm rubbish at guessing these things

Was there not someone recently who was worrying about being pg and was 40 ish? Like NP I'm mentioning no names in case I make a big mistake.

You sound much like UCM.

because if I test now and it's a neg then that will mean

PERIMENOPAUSE

and I will spiral down in to a quagmire of drink and expletives or buy an open top sports car and go cruising for 23 year olds, I haven 't quite decided which yet but both would be inconvenient this weekend to say the very least

There's a similar thread to this in "Pregnancy" where the OP is in her mid-forties and has a coil - coincidence or someone on a wind-up?

oooo you're harsh, WWB

how long does a bottle of bombay sapphire last, that's what I wanna know?

Mhamai?

NotanOtter?

Cod?

morningpaper?

That's what I thought Desiderata. The tone and mannerisms are right.

WWB isn;t on this thread, is she ?

Not another one!!!! Still want to know who shocked and inawe is!!!

well you'd better tidy up your lady garden before you see the consultant, UCM

Where's that old thread with MNetters birthdays listed on it when you need it?