Hb what a lovely pair of results :) Does it suddenly feel more real? I think the digitals literally spelling it out really help.
Wilde just shows how random the whole thing is really. I conceived on the only month for yonks where I basically had no ewcm.. then again I did have the magic lube!
buzz 
for you, what a knob of a man. You should have told him you were pregnant and shamed him! (not that I would ever dare do that, I’m much more of a go-home-and-cry kind of gal.) I’ve been feeling quite emotional too, and really clingy to DH - like scared he’s going to disappear or something. Not that he ever would intentionally.
grumpy so sorry you’re having a crappy day. I so empathise too. I left London five years ago as I couldn’t cope with the pace of life, the commute, the lack of green space etc and then moved to Norfolk. Best decision I made. But then again I’m a nurse so could move anywhere really, I appreciate that isn’t the case with your kind of job. You need a holiday my lovely! On a more positive note hooray for scrapey scrapey 
dinosaurs that’s excellent news, sounds like things are progressing. Don’t worry the word sperm grosses me out too. Good luck with all the work, you can do it! TTC is a full time job though I agree. So is being pregnant I’ve decided (and i don’t really have any symptoms yet at all).
orange you deffo not an old hag. You are young, fertile and vibrant :)
Penguin what CD did you ovulate? Surely could be implantation bleeding? Am crossing fingers.