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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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sarahboro1 · 27/03/2017 08:40

Aww Dolly the announcements sounded absolutely perfect!!! Just makes me want it even more so that I can see my parents faces although they'll be like yours and I'll be confined to my chambers for 9 months like a Tudor Queen!! 😂

Bella you made me giggle this morning which is tough as Salem seems to have sent the Black Death down!! I can just imagine you strutting along then falling off a stiletto like Bruce!!!! 😂

Thanks for the morning pma hippy, as my mum always told me patience is a virtue darling!! ☺️

Loving your pma rainbow, can't wait to hear how you get on with project hubby!! Has he signed up to it or does he not know yet??!! Xx

MissMagpie · 27/03/2017 09:25

Sounds lovely Dolly. You will get well looked after now!

I love that plan Rainbow. What's the thing with dairy? I don't know about this one and I am interested.

I have decided that a bit more relaxation and not just PMA but visualisation is in order for me. I am also going to do a bit more exercise. I used to be a fitness freak until DS came along and now I don't have as much time.

AmandaP86x · 27/03/2017 09:48

Hi girls trying to catch up but this keeps refreshing so annoying

Hope you all had lovely weekends. Beautiful weather in sunny Scotland but I spent it doing a 12 hour shift in maternity 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

CD 14 and day 4 of a flashing smiley!!!! Come on solid smily I need you ha ha!!!

Hippychic79 · 27/03/2017 11:03

Lush quotes Bella xxxx

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rainbowsockstoday · 27/03/2017 11:24

@missmagpie dairy such as cows milk, cheese, yoghurt, cream etc isn't meant to be eaten/drank by humans it's for other cows. On top of that the dairy industry has some places that use cruelty and unethical processes to maximise milk production plus many more that feed the cows food containing hormones that increase growth and milk production and this leeches into the milk and therefore humans. In his entire life (all 27mths nearly) my son has never had dairy at all because I am dairy free so his milk is naturally dairy free too. Even on his cereal he has bm 😍

A lot of the things I don't allow in the house are down to ethics rather than anything else.

rainbowsockstoday · 27/03/2017 11:33

Oh crikey! Ovia just messaged to tell me 4days till I should test 😳

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CakesALot · 27/03/2017 12:38

@BellaMoon that is some sassy PMA!! LOVE it!!!

@rainbowsockstoday good luck with the hubby! Totally get what you mean about just making himself available. DH and I are both holding off drinking until after fw. I definitely feel alcohol is a hindrance to fertility. Apart from the odd glass of vino for me for relaxation purposes obvs!! After Peggy has visited though.

Bit miffed because I was meant to be getting back to yoga tonight but the class has been cancelled! Poo! May just attempt some at home...

Itsjustaphase84 · 27/03/2017 12:49

@rainbowsockstoday good luck over the next few days. Oooh sounds promising about the bracelet!!

@MissMagpie me too. Used to be a lot fitter. Not that I'm over my bmi I could just get a bit trim. Might be easier with the lighter evenings now xx

rainbowsockstoday · 27/03/2017 13:14

Thanks for the luck. The bracelet is an odd one because it's vanished! Not snapped like it's meant to I don't think... just gone! Plus it can't be the wish for our new house as the agent has just called and said someone else has bought the dream house because we haven't sold ours yet Hmmhowever new viewers on Wednesday night so I am scrubbing like a crazy person! This week is either going to be baby news, hose news, both or neither 😂

Moo31 · 27/03/2017 13:44

Hi all! Thanks for the lovely mothers day messages :) @dolly yours sounds like it went very similar to mine lol! We gave "only the best parents get promoted to grandparents" and "only the best sisters get promoted to aunties" wooden plaques. I watched my mum read hers then turn to my sister and ask what hers said - she had read it but hadn't taken it in / understood what it meant at all! Then the penny dropped and everyone was delighted. Same as you dolly they were all shocked as no one knew we were trying! My dad even cried! :) First grandchild on both sides so everyone was getting very carried away - even discussing childcare arrangements for when I finish my maternity leave! I had to tell them to chill out for at least 5 weeks until we have our 12 week scan. I have also been told I need to take it easy and slow down and stop working so much ...

I hope everyone is well and having a good Monday :) the sun is out here again so I am counting the time down to 5pm so I can get home and get into the garden! :) xo

sarahboro1 · 27/03/2017 14:15

Oh moo that sounds absolutely perfect too!!! I'm so pleased for you, it must be such a lovely feeling knowing you are going to bring so much joy to your families. Xx

Hippychic79 · 27/03/2017 17:33

Afternoon ladies :))
Your announcement sounds lovely moo I wish I could have been a fly on the wall - I would have cried too ... bless your dad, love him! Mine will say 'about bloody time' 😂
rainbow sounds like your a woman on a mission ... I totally get your ethics ref dairy but I've read a little bit of dairy is good - preferably organic ... but what you say is correct so fair play to you xxx
Dp and I had the day off today - spent all morning in bed ... yaaaaaay followed by lunch and a lovely walk .... just what the doctor ordered xxx

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Roseandbee · 27/03/2017 20:30

Lovely pic Hippy!
Im still here btw, still been reading just not got round to posting.
Moo I was very excited to see your scan pic, thats the next milestone i guess after the bfp, actually getting to see something.

I was supposed to have my hycosy today but it got cancelled, they wanted to reschedule it for Wednesday but I didnt want to do that because thats pretty much ovulation time so it'd mean I was out for the month and Ive been building up all my PMA. DH was like "shouldn't you just get it done instead of having to wait another month" i was like "or i could just get pregnant this month and not have to have one at all"

I also have a fertility bracelet, its moonstone, rose quartz and labrodite which is good for PMA. New this month i've also started listening to a conception related hypnotherapy track. I use hypnotherapy a lot and after what hippy said about the importance of programming your mind to want to be pregnant, i thought id see if I could find a fertility/conception track, so thanks for the idea Hippy:)

rainbowsockstoday · 27/03/2017 20:43

@Roseandbee what is the hypnotherapy you have found? I do an hour mindfulness once a night but it's just open mind tracks.

Roseandbee · 27/03/2017 20:52

@rainbowsockstoday its female fertility by aluna moon, the daytime session is free in the app store. It starts with breathing relaxation, then goes into a guided meditation in a rose garden and at the end there are some positive affirmations. Its very girly but I like it. My dh usually listens to some sleep and relaxation hypono with me at night and i put this one on instead without warning him about the content haha

BellaMoon · 27/03/2017 20:52

evening all

@Hippychic79 that pic looks sooo peaceful x

@Moo31 you've given me goosebumps with your announcement story. thank you for sharing 😊

my sass went right out the window by the time i made it to work today ladies... fecking internal auditor arrived at the exact time i put my first sip of coffee to my lips. yeee fucking haaa #wheresthatthroatpunch

anyway, nice evening spent with DH discussing our hopes, dreams and wishes for immediate, short, medium and long term future. was a lovely wee chat.

cd7 here and nada on the IC OPKs. fingers x'd that something appears and peggy doesn't slip out while i'm not looking this cycle again #peggypeggypeggyoioioi

xx

Moo31 · 27/03/2017 22:20

@hippy that sounds like a truly perfect day :)

@bella aw thank you :)

#peggywatchison #sheisgettingcaughtandfertilizedthismonth #peggyanddoreenupatree
Ps I'm an auditor - we have a knack of that Grin #sorrynotsorry haha! I hope she's as nice as me!

BellaMoon · 27/03/2017 22:54

hahahahahaaaa @Moo31 there's no way this guy is as nice as you! #mrpersonality #mrbeanawkward. my sarcasm and sass went right over his head this morning as i made small talk #YAWN #ifonlytheywereaslovelyasyou

AmandaP86x · 28/03/2017 01:21

Defo think Peggy is here while I'm on the nightshift 😭😭😭😭 had a flashing smiley this am. Lots of CM tonight and left sided pain 😳 I'm expecting a solid smiley when I wake up tomorrow. Need to DTD when I get in just incase ha ha

hellybellyjellybean · 28/03/2017 06:35

Morning ladies! Bfn this morning, tested a day early, obsessed with poas! Only a day early, am sure I'm out but fx that all goes as planned over the next few days! #stayawayaf!!

Hippychic79 · 28/03/2017 06:47

Xxx

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AmandaP86x · 28/03/2017 07:42

Awww luv keep positive 💘

Loving the quotes xxx

rainbowsockstoday · 28/03/2017 07:54

Morning ladies ❤️ 10dpo now as the cramps from the weekend are still there but a little bit less so my super early af might be only a bit early as she's due Saturday. Don't think she gets that April fools day is meant to be funny not mean!

I'm at school today and just walked dc to my mil for the morning. He says I go to school to take my papers and see the big boys. The big boys are naughty because they do fighting and dancing and kiss girls! I'd love to be 2yo and innocent!

Is 11dpo too early to test? Missed this morning but have a cbd, 2xfrer and 2xIC just sat there!

Moo31 · 28/03/2017 08:04

@bella oh no he's not one of "those" auditors is he - tweed jacket with elbow patches?!

@Amanda - quick! Get home! :D

@helly - :( for bfn nut you're not out til you're out so try to stay positive!

@rainbow - I think I tested 12 dpo so I would say go for it!

@hippy goood mooorning! :) have a happy Tuesday!

CakesALot · 28/03/2017 08:22

Morning all! Great quotes as ever @Hippychic79. Needed those today!

@rainbowsockstoday not too early I would say. Although it is always best to hold out as long as poss I suppose. Depends on the strength of your will power mines pathetic

@hellybellyjellybean fx you were just too early. #afnotwelcomehere

So to go alongside my fw being likely to peak whilst we're away with in laws and sharing a room with DD, DH is now poorly and it's really knocked him for six so not sure when we'll get some action in. I'm taking it as a positive as this will end up being one of those not really trying months. We may get a couple of sneaky quickies in. Because the trick to getting upduffed is not to really try right?! 😂😂 #alwaysseethepositive #aprilisstilltheone