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PMA Express to BFP #4

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Hippychic79 · 14/03/2017 09:50

Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

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Sophsta · 14/03/2017 18:20

Age: 27
TTC: 1
Cycle: 1
BFP: 28th March

This cycle/school is going so slowly at the moment. How long until Easter? Anyone want to take my place with mardy teenagers? It's almost enough to put you off having kids! Almost...

YouBoggleMyMind · 14/03/2017 18:25

Age 28
Cd2
TTC no.1
Cycle ??? (10th clomid cycle)
BFP due 17th April (that's when I will test)

YouBoggleMyMind · 14/03/2017 18:26

Also I'm defo 29... 😂😂

Stowie3012 · 14/03/2017 18:36

Hi 👋 can I join?

Age 31
Ttc #1
2nd cycle

We're just winging it really 😂 had my implant out on 17th Dec but it's taken a while for everything to settle down. Fingers crossed 🤞 for a march bfp 😘

BellaMoon · 14/03/2017 19:27

thanks @SalemTheTeenageWitch #weloveyourlists

36
TTC 1
Cycle 2
BFP due 24/03 (although i'm cd19 i still haven't ovulated so i will be later than this, just don't know how late - or at least oi better be!)

DTD crazy today, not because of flashing smiley faces, just cos we were horny. wooo hooo think we might have returned to normal married selves rather than OPKs watchers (like bird watchers minus the anoraks)! haha

had the busiest day in work so i'm gonna take some time out tonight ladies to unwind.

#toodaloomotherfuckers #soz #justaweehangoverreferencethere 😘😘

RoxyDancer · 14/03/2017 19:38

Hey everyone can I join?

Age 28
ttc #1
Cycle 1
CD 32

First month off BC so cycle is all over the place. I have had 2 bfn so I'm hoping AF just shows up soon so I can start a fresh cycle!

CakesALot · 14/03/2017 19:55

Hey newbies! Welcome aboard!

Age 33
TTC #2
Cycle 5
BFP due 22nd march unless I cave earlier which is highly likely!

Itsjustaphase84 · 14/03/2017 19:59

Just popping my head round the door. Don't leave without me!!

Late ov means bfp due around 19/03 but I am absolutely not going to test until 21/03 at least. I have 4 tests upstairs and I cannot bare to see any bfn so I'm just leaving it. I don't feel any different really so hey ho.

Here are my stats again Wink

Cycle day 27 (28-31 day cycles)
9dpo
Cycle 4. Better be my last bloody cycle.
Ttc2
Age32

Welcome our new additions, hope you will be bringing lots more additions of your own...😉

MissMagpie · 14/03/2017 20:13

My stats are:
Age 34
Ttc #2
Cycle 9
BFP due around 27th March

EMHW123 · 14/03/2017 20:14

@SalemTheTeenageWitch

Please still include me :)

Age 33
Ttc 1
Cd 21 of usual 31 day cycles although ovulated day 12?!
Bfp due anytime Sunday onwards...

Thanks 🙏

Moo31 · 14/03/2017 20:33

Beep beep! PMA bus number 3! I'm on board! #luckythreadnumberthree #theonewhereeveryonegetsupduffed

hippy - love the poem, you are fabulous! Grin

Welcome to all the newbies - the more PMA the merrier! :) and hello to all the oldies :) #keepingitpmasisters

Mrsb - hope you got some answers today?

Charley - I hope you are still lurking and I hope you are doing OK hun Flowers

I've totally lost track of everyone's dates etc so thanks for doing the list Salem! :)

Age 31
Ttc #1
Cycle 6
Bfp achieved 3 March :)

I had a little but of nausea today - had to do a toilet dash down 4 floors at a clients. Mortified! Nothing came of it though so fingers crossed it was a one off! My booking app is next Tuesday so hopefully the next week flies by and I have booked an early private scan for Friday 24th March just to put my mind at ease before the big reveal to our parents on mothers day :) I literally cannot wait for you ladies to join me, dolly and ohb on this journey!!

#wehadasicknightbitches
#lovethehangover

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 14/03/2017 20:53

Thank you ladies!!!
Sending love to all & PMA & baby dust. Apologies for lack of posting from me but I'm bringing home so much marking & we are trying to book a holiday - DH is being most indecisive.
xxxx

mrsbarnettsbaby · 14/03/2017 20:53

Had smear this morning. Nurse said all my blood tests were fine. So not menopause. She suggested stress. Although I don't feel stressed. I'm seeing nurse practitioner next Tuesday as suggested by nurse. She also suggested dp gets tested.

SalemTheTeenageWitch · 14/03/2017 21:21

Sorry to hear that Mrsb. Let's hope you get some answers soon xxx

Anna2006 · 14/03/2017 22:10

My stats for the list:

Age: 27
Cycle: 5
CD: 4
BFP due: 8th April!

mrsbarnettsbaby · 14/03/2017 22:22

My stats for the list:
Cd91
TTC #4
Cycle #6
BFP ???

hellybellyjellybean · 14/03/2017 23:59

Glad to find you all again! In the midst of fw, been out this evening n only just back in now, absolutely knackered so not a chance of anything tonight! Gonna try n dtd tomorrow, fri, sat n Sunday!

Hippychic79 · 15/03/2017 06:11

😂 xxx

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BellaMoon · 15/03/2017 06:33

morning ladies 🤗

those memes made me LOL @Hippychic79 haha how true though eh? remember being about 14, having a boyfriend (kissing, fumbling but not sex) and thinking omg, im either going to get pregnant or be labelled a slut for holding hands with him... Ohhhh if only life was that simple again!

@mrsbarnettsbaby i'm glad you're getting more advice following your smear and it's also good news that you are not in any sort of menopause xx

@Moo31 sorry to hear about your nausea. hope that is passes quickly for you and of course @Dollydaydream2829 and @Ohb0llocks too xx

hiyaaaaaa to all newbies and oldies on this thread 😘😘

visited my bestie last night who has my 4mo goddaughter. she's started the belly laughing giggle stage and it is soooo cute. cannot wait til iv got my own little (praying my baby is little but i doubt it will be as i was a big baby and DH was a HUGE 13lber) giggler!

cd20 here and still on flashing smiley faces, i'm not complaining at all ladies as i see it that i didn't miss my peggy eggy as i thought i had so yyaaaaayy. think this is day 4 of flashing smiley tho so if static smiley could rock up, drop 🥚 like it's hot, then get to work on creating my LITTLE (please gawd) giggler id be extremely grateful 🤰🏼

sooo who remembers the slogan t-shirts from a couple of threads ago? we started off with quite an aggressive slogan, think it went something along the lines of "nod, wink or gesture towards my belly and i'll throats punch you" WELL... i saw this and thought it was far more in keeping with our #PMA and also signifies our wee group here, cos we've all got each other's back, ready to boost PMA, suggest or advise, keeping each other's chins up whenever we can 😉

#girlgang

PMA Express to BFP #4
Sophsta · 15/03/2017 06:34

I have a static smile!

Did not think I would ovulate this month straight after coming off the pill.

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 07:29

Need it @BellaMoon

Fab memes @Hippychic79, made me lol lots!!

notparticularlypatient · 15/03/2017 07:30

@Sophsta yayh for static smiley! I had mine yesterday, finally, I must have poas about 200 times this cycle...
@BellaMoon love our new thread sweater! Must have! And yayh for not missing Peggy eggy!
@Hippychic79 thanks for the new thread. Nothing makes me more aggressive that Just relax and you'll get pregnant so I lol from your previous post
My stats for the new list (thanks @SalemTheTeenageWitch)

Age 40
Ttc #3
Cycle 4
Bfp due 26.3

NannyGR · 15/03/2017 07:33

Loving the pictures hippy the last one really made me giggle.

I'd love to be part of the 'girl gang' bella

My stats for the list

Age 25
Ttc #1
Cycle #4 (after mc, been trying 5yrs now!!!)
Cd 24
Bfp due 19th/20th March

Trying not to symptom spot.... although I don't really have any symptoms anyway hehe.
Hoping aunt flo doesn't arrive early like last month!!

#girlgang
#auntflowstayaway
#christmasmiracle

CakesALot · 15/03/2017 07:50

Ooh @NannyGR I'll join you in the not trying to symptom spot. Every month I'm convinced I have the right symptoms...wrong so far! Although not really feeling any either other than being tired but that's pretty normal! Keep squeezing my boobs to see if they're sore 😂

Happy humping to all the humpers out there! Our efforts dried up quite literally in my case around cd20. It's exhausting!

NannyGR · 15/03/2017 08:11

cakes I noticed you were closest to testing with me.... when are you going to test?? I'm going to hold out until Sunday, and if I can resist I'd like to wait until atleast Tuesday!! Then I'd be officially late.

I get you on the boobie squeezing I often do that... or as dp if they look any different 🙈🙈
I'm knackered but then that comes with working a 60hr week every week! #zombie