PMA Express to BFP #4

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Moving onto thread #4
Our intention is clear – to show AF the door!
Leave us alone biatch for the next 9 months…
We want to be upduffed – can’t be any more blunt!

So hop on board the PMA Express
Where all the passengers are lovely
And we’re all trying our best!

So come on Peggy Eggy and Doreen too – time for you to fuse…
Cuz we want to graduate with our friends, Ohb, Dolly & Moo

xxx

Happy first Mother's Day to @dolly @moo

Happy Mother's Day to all you lovely ladies who have already been blessed. And to all mummies in waiting we've got this, next year it will be us. Xx

happy mother's day @Moo31 @Dollydaydream2829 and @Ohb0llocks 🤰🏼

and happy mother's day to each of you who already have DC xxx

Cannot believe it. AF has turned up at 11dpo and on Mother's day.
What a b1tch!

Really thought this was my month so am totally gutted. Just going to have to write off last month as a weird one with the late ovulation etc.

On to cycle 10.... help me with the PMA, ladies. I'm broken.

Magpie sorry to hear about AF #throatpunchthatbitch but cycle 10 is here! It's a fresh try and an extra chance at meeting your perfect baby. There may be some unknown (for now) reason to as why baby is waiting til cycle 10 to meet you. For example, they could be a scientist discovering the cure for a horrid disease but only have funding 20 years and 9 months from now!
Your time will come, good things come to those who wait.

Happy Mother's Day, all! We are supposed to be going out but my family member is in hospital with suspected kindey problems so I think I'm just going to take my mum and Nan their daffodils to their respective houses!

aw @MissMagpie sorry to hear AF arrived and on such a horrible day. she's a bitchy mcbitchface! remember we're in the #girlgang and you have all our support. my PMA took a dock when she checked in at Bellas B&B so i had to remind myself she's an essential part of my TTC process, albeit we're looking forward to her fucking off for 9 months! throat punch a pillow, cry, scream, let it all out as being internally mad can bring you down. once it's all out maybe try writing 5 things you are grateful for, which is difficult on cd1, but give it a go, hopefully by the time you get to no5 you'll be able to smile xx

magpie .... we are all here for you xxxxxxxxxxx

@Magpie sorry about AF. I'm also 11DPO and POAS this morning to a BFN 😢. I expect AF will rock up tomorrow or Tuesday as my luteal phase has been a little shorter since DD. Anyway #PMA - I'm not totally out yet, but if I am, this must be one cycle closer to my BFP....

So sorry @MissMagpie that's sucks. Get out and soak up some sunshine and indulge yourself today. It will come good in the end.

Happy Mother's Day to the mummies and the mummies to be. DH has a sickness bug so we're postponing Mother's Day until he's better. I was promised a roast dinner and I will get it some day soon!!

😊❤️💐

Sorry about af @magpie she'll be gone soon and hopefully not return for a couple of years xx

I'm waiting for af at 8dpo now as still have on and off tightness and cramps on my right side. Wish it would hurry up now xx

Oh magpie what a day she chose to call!! 💐 She really is the most insensitive woman I've ever met!!! Keep your chin up, everything happens for a reason although sometimes we don't understand but you will get your bfp!!

Bella love #bitchymcbitchface!!!

Xx

Sorry to hear af has turned up @MissMagpie' she's such a bitch!! Happy Mother's Day to all, it will happen one day for us all!! Just wondering for people's view on this, I'm due to test on weds but have had quite a bit of ewcm today and not sure what this is supposed to mean, any ideas?!x

Thanks everyone. Feeling a bit more rational now after a day with friends and kids. My DS was entertaining everyone and being completely hilarious. It makes me realise how much I have now to be thankful for. AF won't get me down. This just wasn't my month. It soon will be.

What a horrible day to get AF. Glad your ds cheered you up, hardest day to keep up the PMA.

I don't know what it means @helly but I have some too along with massive cramps. Think I'm out again.

Fingers crossed that it doesn't mean af is on her way!feeling nauseated all day too, trying not to read too much into but can't help it argh!!

@helly - I had a lot of creamy cm prior to bfp - could be a sign ... fx! :)

@magpie - I like the idea of writing 5 things you are grateful for. it sounds like you have had a nice day :) be kind to yourself this week.

hope everyone has had a nice day - sunshine makes everyone feel better doesn't it!!

How did the announcements go today ladies? How did you do it?? Xx

Thanks for the lovely mothers day messages ladies. Hope everyone had a lovely day.

As for your unexpected, UNINVITED visitor magpie - I hope you write such a bad review on Twatadvisor, that she never dare return. And in the meantime, enjoy copious amounts of ice cream and/or wine and enjoy time with your DS

FX for you helly - I also had a lot of creamy CM!

My announcements went well today, we gave them 'granny to-be' cards with our due date on the inside. Both mums were in shock at first as nobody knew we were trying, but they were both so excited. My mum has gone into super protective mode ALREADY! It was lovely to see their excitement actually and it's even more difficult to try and not get too carried away until our scan. But for now, we're in a bubble! Hope yours went well too moo

Sorry @helly I thought you said ewcm. CCM I don't have. Actually I usually do have ccm by now but ewcm and cramps lead me to think I'm out.

Sounds like an awesome way off sharing the news @Dollydaydream2829, after the past few days of crazy symptom spotting I've decided I'm out and keep my head busy with work for the next few days, if it happens it happens if not another month closer! Happy Monday folks!!

morning you lovely bunch

#PMAalltheway

I certainly have the latter (attitude) this morning. iv woken up in such a sassy mood. have even made myself LOL just talking to the cat haha

anyway i'm snapping my fingers in a jerry springer guest fashion, i'm flipping my hair like someone who's just stepped out of a salon and i'm walking like kendal (more like bruce actually) jenner at new york fashion week - cos this lady is full of PMA today and i'm making this cycle THE cycle... uhhh huhh sweet thang #doreensimcomingtogetyou #notmissingpeggyagain

Morning ladies!

I have come up with a plan for making the baby project work better in our house. I am doing an absolute boat load of things to make it work but mr 2% is not doing anything except making himself available. So I'm fixing him!

1: he's on a diet and will join me in meals four times a week instead of once a week.

2: beer only on a Sunday afternoon with his dad and limited to three pints

3: he's stopping the birth control formally know as dairy

4: more exercise. Again he can joint me and the boy once a week walking to swimming and back.

5: I'm taking him to yoga with me and the boy every other week

6: he's starting a multivitamin (might be hidden in his food though like the cat when I have to do worming tablets).

We are moving the 2% up and getting the bmi down! After two years nearly of trying I am moving on to making him work too 😆

Xxx

😳 one of my wishing bracelets has gone!