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Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones, the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/02/2016 17:39

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 10, Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones,  the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?
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ZazzlesTheCat2 · 09/02/2016 23:01

Haha love it lill

Or 🤓 ✏️ ✅

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/02/2016 23:02

kats stats that's fucking immense!! I love it!

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KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 23:11

:-O but but but!!! I dont have logos. anyone get logos from iPhone?? if not then i think I will take the cake. Cake

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:18

Ladies, I'm on hols so resisting the temptation to check mumsnet not gonna be posting much, but needed to check in! Cd8, AF just about buggering off. BUT I needed to share a picture with you all.

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:24

This, my friends, is the shell tap in my hotel bathroom. Is it only because I am TTC that it looks like a GIANT FANNY?!

Had. To. Share.

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 23:26

Can't. See. Pic ???

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:29

Bummer. My internet connection is too slow to upload it! You'll have to wait...

KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 23:32

Noooo!!!! The suspense!!!!!

Okay... Here's Kat's stats!
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February:
Lillian - 11th
Snow - 14th
Twinkly - 15th
Dubya - 16th
Pug - 17th
Yvonne - 19th
Lara - 20th
Zazzles - 20th
Jam - 20th
FXskip - 20th
Stark - 21st
First - 21st
Suchajem - 23rd
Elle - 24th
Knightly - 26th
Confused - 26th
Alice - 27th
Bellini - 28th
Feef - 29th
Evergreen - 29th
Sampy -
Impy -
Pyxie -
Latinata -

March:
Harriet - 4th
Kathrino - 5th
Kat - 6th
Ni - 6th
Holly - 8th
Stardusty - 8th
Laurenowls - 22nd
Kwick
Moggy
Miw
Banarma
Ipatches

graduates:
Runner
Pinklilly
Bug
Bunch
DrWhy
ShelbTa
Lana
Bubba
Bubbles
Leonie
Laurenrl
Morwena
choc
miley
Irregular
Lisa
Indi
Cosmo
Planeteer

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:33

Voila!!

Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones,  the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?
KatOnATinRo0f · 09/02/2016 23:36

OMG. WTF is that?! it looks like a Foo.

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:37

And Kat please put me down for March 4th xx

latinata · 09/02/2016 23:39

I know, it makes me crack up every time I wash my hands inagiantfoofoo. Serious interior design fail. One shell too far!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 09/02/2016 23:48

That is most definitely a giant fanny.

Can't believe there's so many grads. How far we've come?!

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Moggysinger · 09/02/2016 23:53

meadow 29 here.
Same as starky got wed last May started ttc in Dec!
Hoping for a early 30th bday prezzie in the form of a bfp ... No pressure!!!!

Kat can you put me down for 3 March please? Smile

Lyssie · 10/02/2016 00:35

Starky and moggy!! I got married last May, too!! What day?? Mine was the 30th.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 10/02/2016 00:43

I was the 28th. Best day of my life so far.

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Lyssie · 10/02/2016 03:26

My sister in law just went into labor! I get to hold a real, live baby soon!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 10/02/2016 04:21

Lovely news lyssie newborn cuddles are amazing. Best of luck to your sil for a swift, easy birth.

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Pugmummy87 · 10/02/2016 07:17

Woke up at 4.30 to toothache. Well, more like jaw ache, the whole left side of my jaw was throbbing ++. Took paracetamol and ibuprofen, feel a little guilty about the ibuprofen in case one is up duffed, but at least it's faded now. Bastard wisdom teeth playing up again. What is the point of the them? Certainly hasn't made me any more wise!

Latinata that is most definitely a fanny. I can't stop laughing at it.

Mileymoocow · 10/02/2016 07:38

latina that is brilliant! 😂😂

meadow I'm 26, OH is 30 in may.

Guys, the cervical mucus is still very much here. I Houghton I'd wee'd myself a little this morning. In fact I have mucus everywhere. I have a runny nose but no cold...

Oh pug no! Toothache is the worst Sad I had to have 1 of my wisdom teeth extracted because they were impacted growing sideways and it was brilliant. No more grief Grin

Feefeefs · 10/02/2016 07:56

Wisdom teeth are the devil pugmummy hope it fades! The dentist told me ibuprofen was fine until get bfp. She was very keen for me to take it as my face was so swollen tho.

That tap is hiliarious latinata

KatOnATinRo0f · 10/02/2016 08:13

Morning- wisdom tooth advice for pug
Take paracetamol and ibuprofen (if u can) ibuprofen is good as is anti inflam and area is inflamed.
Keep it really really clean. I know it hurts and may bleed and is generally a bitch but u have to keep it clean. Plaque = bacteria which makes everything worse
Rinse strongly with hot salt water. Every few hours. Alternate rinsing with corsodyl mouthwash. Tastes gross, but good for gum inflammation.
It hurts but it should settle.
If I haven't seen a dentist for a while- go to check there isn't decay on the tooth or another reason it is hurting. Occasionally, but not often, people may need ABs, or the tooth out. But normally don't take out unless repeated problems with them.

SuchaJem · 10/02/2016 08:16

Morning all, woken up early this morning by sharp stabbing pains in lower abdomen, mainly left hand side. What the hell is this?!

Am cd16 but think I already ovulated - EWCM last week.

Also bloated and very windy 😳

SuchaJem · 10/02/2016 08:17

And thanks for the kats stats update 👍🏼 loving the icon!

Kwick709 · 10/02/2016 08:27

Trying to catch up - on page 10 only!!!

Massive congrats to golden and planet Star