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Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones, the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?
StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/02/2016 17:39
Awww poor coco.
DH decided he wasn't feeling "sexy" tonight. I didn't really mind as also have stinking cold, got into bed all wrapped up with some lozenges, apparently a big turn on for DH
ISW continues...
She's stoned off her balls there kat she was just back from the vets when I took that pic, she was a flopasaurus. She perked up a bit now love her! That's guys! She appreciates it! 
Blimey this thread is move extra fast.. it will be time for a new one soon! I am only on page 33 - so sorry if my comments are dated..
suchajem glad I made you laugh... they say this is really helpful for implantation
snowdog wow things are moving fast for your move over... I do hope you stay on the thread!
Aw starky what a cutie 🐶
Sorry for all the AFs that have arrived today 
Hope you're feeling better soon feef
I'm about 8dpo today. Boobs a little sensitive but not as much as the last week. Cervix still low and soft (don't know whether that's good or bad!). Mild cramping.
Really hoping this is my cycle but I appear to be getting less symptoms the closer I'm getting to af 
Starky I have a neighbour who always comes home in the wee hours and makes such a racket... sometimes I also get the delight (major sarcasm) of a waft of skunk come into my flat...
Miley sorry to hear about your granddad... hope he is now on the mend. You are so lucky to still have grandparents... mine have all now passed away - although my English grandfather had a really good innings and died just before his 101st birthday :)
mooseville I hope you are feeling better.
miley sorry to hear about all the chucking up...I will not share the secret that since planning to have a baby I have been collecting the sick bags off planes and now have quite a stash
Starky sorry about af but yay for shorter cycles!
Thanks ladies
Too true. I need to get a grip.. Pity party over
jem what a beauty! My fur baby is snuggled next to me in bed (my DH is out, so taking advantage )
Wow feefs I'm seriously impressed that your dh didn't mind the lozengers! turned on by the lozengers?! He is truly commited to ISW
I have been rather pleased with our efforts so far this month, dh has been obliging despite my very unsexy demands for sex last night when oviabitch decided to end fw with no notice! Time to give the neighbours a night's peace tonight I think!
I need to get me some of these opks. Do you all get them from amazon? Any technique or is it just piss on a stick?
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starky I love your doggy :)
So here is the deal - I am desperate for af to start as that means the cycle of IVF will start... if af is delayed then I have a slight challengette in that I have work trip coming up... trying to keep calm and zen like... af please come!!!
I must say that during this down regulation cycle it has been so nice not to have a 2WW - but I am ready to start injections and scans and blood tests if it means I will get closer to my dream of being a mummy.
I will have to watch Spice Girls movie whilst still on my free trial with netflix... my all time fav SG song... two become one
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