Thread 10 ttc#1 The one where we're all really bored of hormones, the tww and cervical mucus or Why is my eggo not preggo!?

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Symptom spotters, tww - ers, slightly hysterical hormone laden ladies! Regs, lurkers, intermittent posters! Our raison d'etre is 'am I pregnant?' Depending on how much Ovia (Whybird/Ovibitch) has pissed us off/messed with our fw she is either the oracle or a sanctimonious charlatan.

Just a warning, we move FAST! Our threads last on average, about a week before they're full.

Thread 10, Welcome one and all! Group of weirdos, wee hoarders, covert opk or okp, depending on what your autocorrect decides addicts with a side business in CM management!

We do not judge, we enjoy TMI, we i encourage waiting to poas nobody listens and all the grossness you can find from a group of intelligent, articulate ladies. Fart stories make us laugh, stories about cervical mucus, pooing, cysts and nausea equally welcome.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kat, I have been dubbed the resident piss stick queen loaaaaaads of bfp'ers who keep us positive! We don't have rules, we love a good symptom spot, we try to stay grounded and not be hysterical sometimes we manage it aswell

We like acronyms, we make some up: PET = Proper expensive test. We love the d(h)...which can of course mean 'dearest' or 'dickhead' why, what were you thinking?

[SuchaJem]

moggy you wee into a GU ramekin and pop the OPK in there 😁

[Snowdog37]

I'll definitely stay on this thread 😁 I'm embarrassed to show anyone else my ttc cray cray 😜😂. We are going March 10th I think for 6-8 weeks by which stage we hope I'll have an interview date. I'm hoping to get the medical done before we go. It's fast moving but slow moving at the same time 😜 Hoping all the paperwork goes through smoothly. I'll be traveling during my 2ww and that makes me a bit nervous but it should be fine?

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

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[Yvonne1986]

Thanks everyone I can't recommend OPKs enough they definitely worked for us this cycle xx

[Yvonne1986]

Hope your grandad is feeling better Miley glad he is home! Xx

[SpaceDinosaur]

Wow! Congratulations to everyone who has had a BFP!!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE EARLY PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS LIKE BAD PRE MENSTRUAL SYMPTOMS???

I'm adding achy boobs to my symptom spotting cray cray. But sometimes I get that before AF. Bitch.

Can't POAS for 5 more days.

AAAAAAAGHHH!!!

And rest.

[Chocaholic88]

Morning everyone! How are we all feeling?

Sorry I've been off the map with the photo shoots for work. Any news?

I had some horrible news last night. A dear friend of mine had her 20 week scan yesterday and they found no heartbeat. I'm absolutely heartbroken for her and just didn't know what to say :( they are taking her into hospital tomorrow to induce her. I spent half of last night in tears to my OH, a mix of upset for her and sheer horror at something happening so close to home...

Maybe it's just me but I disn't worry about anything that far along (and I already have two kids!)

Talking of them, off for an emergency blood test tomorrow as both kids have slapped cheek and they need to test my immunity- it can be super dangerous for pregnant women... never a dull moment!