Jan bus take 3!!!!!

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It's that time again ladies to jump on the next thread because we do like to chat alot!

If you want my opinion on alcohol (and I am teetotal - no, I'm not joking) it is this: it doesn't make a blind bit of difference. Unless, of course, your husband is a fat, thirteen-pint-a-nighter and cannot find your fanjo after staggering in from the pub.

Very early (2ww) pregnancy symptoms do indeed include dizzyness (I forget who asked) and that is one of the more obvious indicators you are up the duff. Sickness really only kicks in at week eight, but great signs are the pinching and cramping that often signals AF.

Boosk oh no I'm so sorry, I had high hopes for you! You WILL be good on the Feb bus!! I know it. Positive thoughts to you

Re dizziness - twas me well that's good to know! I've not had this as a pre-AF symptom before so fingers crossed. Of course it's always possible that I'm getting ill and am going to spend the weekend feeling vile with no BFP to show for it next week...

I hope caffeine isn't a total no-no - I've read that up to 200mg (about two cups on instant) is ok, so I've been making decaff with a spoon of instant to try and spread it throughout the day mmmm, tasty tasty caffeine...

Purdey what about feeling like you've been kicked in your girly bits? or is that just too much time being a slut?

Just taking my seat - will read back later

I'm still drinking up until I get a BFP. In fact this week I've probably drunk more in the week than I normally would - only a glass of wine or gin two or three nights a week - like I'm on death row. Naughty I know but life has to go on. Some (the ones at weekends or special occasions) of the nights we DTD have been after a bit of a booze or meal with drink with DH...again I know that goes against advice but I have been known to tense up beforehand so it helps the process because I'm relaxed if anything and a few of my friends DCs are the result of drunken shags. DH can take or leave alcohol, it seems not to affect him and he only ever drinks outside the house.

Nervous, a throbbing vagina that has the appearance of a trampled bat does indeed signal a prostitute woman of dubious merit. On a serious note I have no idea whether that is an early pregnancy symptom. It's strange you should ask, though, as I was only telling DH earlier on our fecking freezing pram walk that I felt as though the inside of my vadge was swollen outside and touching the crotch of my jeans It felt throbby and achey.

I have just been on Fertility Friend researching the average length of time it took women over 42 and with only one fallopian tube to conceive. It was 24 months This means I am about to embark on every bus journey from now until February 2017 I will be 45 and a half

The good news is I'll be able to apply for a free bus pass. Silver lining and all that...

Negative OPKs today on CD27. Been having pains in my ovaries (both sides, occasionally moves into the middle) all week. Wtf is going on!

Yay sparkly congratulations!! Aw so happy for you xx

Well, my afternoon has been full of farts. Walked into another department and farted. Luckily no one heard. I've been to the loo four times to let em go! ??

YAY well done becca and sparkly! So glad you got good news today.

victoria so sorry to hear about your difficulties xxx I really hope you can book a lovely relaxing holiday to look forward to and that you get your bfp soon, whatever it takes!

Pa hahahaha!!

^That was in response to the fart post^

Ugh. I'm facing a long evening on my own tonight. Th'usband is at a meeting and the tot goes to bed at seven. Anyone around on the bus tonight? Or are you all swinging from t'chandeliers..

I'll be around. Swigging & chuffing!

Purdey I'm on board for the evening of you can put up with me and my symptom spotting!

I'll be here too, bf has got man flu (still got a bit of dtd though ) so chilling out in front of the TV and chatting with you lovely ladies

I will be here on & off.

I am with you on the symptom spotting melon. Last month I was all zen & what will be, will be. This month I am a bit crazy.

Oh, spiffing! That's four of us, right? Can I be Denise Welch?

I feel like ive got one of those slender tone electric zapper pads strapped on each ovary! Even a warm cat in my lap isn't soothing it

Bagsy not coleen nolan

Melon, please will you be arsed to tell me your full TTC history, age and cycle patterns? I can't remember if we've had this conversation before but I'm keen to help you if I can That goes for anyone..any questions - no matter how daft - I'll try to help out.

Pa hahahaha!! Coleen 'three chins' Nolan!

Ok here goes!

I'm 28. Came off the pill after 11 years in Jan 2014. Wasn't ttc back then using jonnies like a pair of teenagers. Suprise bfp in July 2014 MC at 8 weeks and had ERPC in August, period didnt come back til November 2014. Before MC had textbook 28 day cycle but December cycle was 35 days.

January 2015 first 'proper' ttc cycle, had positive opk on CD18 which matched up with what Ovia told me but then had another positive OPK and ewcm on Wednesday CD25. No idea when to test as I'm either 9dpo or 2dpo!

Thanks!

Congratulations Sparkly!!!!

Pretty sure I ovd today as got sharp pains and watery cm... Still no ewcm though which is normal for me and therefore after 15 months a concern!

Will def be dtd tonight! Xx