O Come all ye Viroids, joyful and triumphant. Deck the halls with Contraband. All I want for Christmas is a BFP! Just Shag all the way (no36)

[Purplecircle]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedinging!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

The link to Part 35 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here. We are the dark side of MN. Welcome.

Happy Christmas shagging, shaggers!

1st Attempt at doing links:

Just Shagging 35

Grads Fred

Ooooh it worked it worked

Name: Purple Circle
TTC: Since Jan 14
DCS: None, m/c July 14

Name: Gaggia
Age: 32
DC: 3yo cross ginger girl. MC Oct 2014
TTC: July 2014

Name: JC or candy
Age: 30
TTC: Aug 14, mc Nov 14
DC: none

Thanks for the new fred purple 4dpi for me today. Feels weird to be here again

Don't think I've ever seen someone desperate to fill up a thread before Purple .

Name: Lemon
Age: 27
TTC: Nov 2014
DC: Two, if you count DH and the cat.

Morning viroids!

Name: batfish
Age: 33
TTC: November 2014
DC: 0

Viroids I've been the worst shagger ever this month, it would practically be immaculate conception if I had a result! Shagged on CD 6, 13 and 14 and that's it, it's been such a hectic month! Tried to initiate it a couple of other times but hubby was knackered and I didn't want to do the whole 'we have to shag to make a baby' thing. Had a few days of ewcm which is more than I've noticed before - from CD16-20 - does that mean that I ice late??

Woohoo new fred! Thanks Purple and morning all.

Name: Bibble
Age: 32
TTC: Nov 14

Name: Muddy
Age: 29
TTC: Dec 2014
DC: 0

Thanks for a fab xmas fred Purple!

At my work xmas party had everyone asking me "so when are you guys going to have kids?" followed by "I came off the pill and 3 weeks later I was preggers". It's so annoying as I don't want to tell people I'm trying so trying to sound aloof like I'm not bothered about kids. Feel like I shouldn't have to! What if I was struggling or just didn't want kids?

Name: Indigo
Age: 29
TTC: July 2014
Currently baking something the size of an apple pip...

Name: dulcetmoans
TTC: March 2012 (2xMC in 2014)
DC: none but baking a festive Brussel sprout hopefully!

It's a pain in the arse muddy but people just don't think about what they are saying. Smile and change the subject, then come and moan to us. Or, if it gets too much just scream in their face that you are having regular well timed sex when you EWCM appears in a variety of positions thank you very much! Give them TMI to prevent them asking again!

Haha Dulcet that's genius. Mucus chat def the way to go!

Great title purple

Name: Honey
Age: 28
TTC: Aug 14, mc Sept 14
DC: none

Woop brilliant title purple :)

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
TTC: Sort of since August 2014, but properly since October 2014
DC's: None of the 2 legged variety

Hello all I've been trying to keep up with the previous threads and failed miserably! You're such a fab bunch, so thought I'd show my face:

Name: Moomin
Age: 35
TTC: July 2014 (now on CD 165 after stopping taking the pill )
DC: Black cat who keeps batting baubles on the Xmas tree.

Welcome Moomin

That's a really long cycle, have you spoken to a doctor about it?

Thanks Jelly I saw my GP after three months and was told to wait another two months. Went back and was offered a blood test and told to come back at the end of January. Blood test results all normal apparently (it was looking at things like liver function and prolactin). Pretty fed up with it all TBH - I'm willing to be patient providing I know we are in with a chance. Have booked a fertility assessment for January - will cost £400 including a scan, but feel like it's money well spent to (hopefully) know where we stand.

name: lil
age: 29
DCs: none. starting first ivf cycle a week today!

moo surely you can get an us onnnhs if you have had 5m absent periods. I'd push gp if I were u!

muddy been there done it git the T-shirt. it only gets better when enough time passes that they start to think maybe you could be having problems. then that sucks just as much

lil my GP said next step is a scan, but I think there will be a long wait. The clinic will also test DH so we cover that angle too. Saying that, you are probably right - I should be more pushy! Just don't want to get too wound up by it all as it is still early days.

ahhh IVF in a week, crazy times lil!!!!!!!!!

Waaaa just out of nowhere (tmi coming up) got a sudden bout of diarrhoea, mostly water. Never had it that bad and don't feel ill or have a stomach ache. Trying to figure out what I've eaten . On the happy side though look what dh made yesterday.

Welcome Moonim! Gx for your appointment!

Muddy that is so cute! Sorry about arse rain! (as it's known in these parts)

Lil in a week?! O.M.G. That's so soon! Yay!