Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

We had the football on too The new local team are not doing well.

I'm with you on both of those points Bother - we will have it on catchup tomorrow too.

Crampy this evening, so had a glass of wine. Law of sod are you listening? ?

Think you need the whole bottle to invoke LOS chat

aww I missed the group hug!

again......GROUP HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG! !!

la I'm glad you got what I meant. I was a bit worried it had come out wrong.

as well as the group hug, and seeing as a few viroids have in hand, I would like to propose a "toast" and take a moment for all the jser babies we weren't lucky enough to meet. they were needed in heaven much more than they were needed here

you guys are all such strong amazing women. each one of us has a story so similar and at the same time so different, but each one is inspirational. I truly love you all. my only regret is I'll never meet any of you.

I'm going to stop now before I make everyone cry....more babies out of cocks convos required I think!

Lil that made me cry x.

To all the ones we loved for such precious short amounts of time. I wish they knew how much they were wanted.

I just had my first glass I'd wine in over a month.

Then I snapped Mr La's head off for something ridiculous.

Going to give him a hug and say I'm sorry now and go to sleep. Night night all x

Oh lil, that's lovely! Got me right in the feels.

Aww Lil, crying too! It is so true, I feel so lucky to have found you all. Massive big hugs to you all and gingers crossed we all get our wee bubbas soon. x

sorry for making you all cry! got a bit deep here last night didn't it. let's get the pom poms out for some PMA today and remember all the things we do have to be grateful for.

what's everyone up to today? la how are you going to pass the time today? jezza kyle? maybe stuffing your face with brie? mmmm brie!

I suppose I should work and/or study but I just want to knit!

Seriously viroids, too much chatting, I've only just managed to catch up from the weekend! And what an emotional roller coaster! Filling up the last Fred with (Ian McShane / Wagner) weirdness, then group hugs and tears on this new Fred! You are all really lovely incredible people, and such a fantastic support!
Anyway, I missed roll call...

Name: rm
Age: 25
TTC: June 2014
DC: none. And no pets except DH

And in other news, I had ewcm on cycle days 8 and 9 (day 10 today, usual cycle length is 29). Is that not really early to ice? My app says fertile period doesn't start till next week! I've never noticed ewcm before, but I've not really been looking for it this early! (I don't use contraband or temp yet)

Darn I missed roll call.

Name: gaggia
Age: 32
DC: 3 yo DD
TTC: no longer. Currently 6+4 baking a sweet pea.

I'm watching bake off in bed this morning. Then I'm going to do some painting in the kitchen. Rock and roll!

I will do full roll call again when I get my arse out of bed and on the laptop!

Aw, you guys! Just had a little weep in bed this morning. The amazing support and laughs here are helping keep me sane(ish). Off for first blood tests this morning.
Forgot my stats:
Age: 40
TTC: June 2013 (MC: Oct 2013)
No children or cats

ooh bake off in bed is a good idea..maybe I'll stay here after all!

Hi rm! Everyone's different but it's possible to get a few patches of ewcm I think? Keep on shagging, keep on shagging..

lil today I am hanging with Mr La. He's taken day off and we are going to go for a drive, so no daytime TV for me. I'm still crampy but the worst is over and I'm going to start to look forward.

I'm excited because my ppi cheque arrived yesterday and our house sale has been brought forward, two things that mean I will be able to pay some debts. That makes me pleased.

My work have been fab and I can definitely say telling them was a positive thing. I was due to go next week for a conference but it's been decided I shouldn't do it and someone is going in my place. It had been worrying me and now I don't need to worry.

I don't watch GBBO please don't lynch me! I just can't get into it. We watched orange is the new black last night instead

Have a great day viroids! Anyone due to test?

Good luck today bother come back on here and let us know how you got on x

Guys you just made me tear up in the mess room!!

Stats

Mountain girl
27 for the next 2 days (yay!)
TTC since march 13
DC? My yummy Bengal kitten who is keeping the bed warm for me ..

I am giving up on the contraband, solid smiley face yesterday morning blank circle in the evening and this morning no temp rises (other than the heat of this hospital) yes I am overly obsessed and use two holders I'm going cold turkey on them!

Well I did get a bit emosh on the train reading this!

Anyway, Happy Friday eve!

I've woken up with lower abdomen cramps and feeling sick, so hoping AF is on her way (i keep fecking saying)...

Everyone got a fun filled day ahead?

D'awwww. Lovely shaggers. Sniff.

I have: no AF, one BFN, two exploding boobs (my phone is very prim and wants 'boobs' to say 'noonday'). Slight cramps so suspect witch is about to swoop. Come on you lazy mare, put me out of my misery!

mountain if smiley was yesterday then blank after you will likely ice today and get temp rise tomorrow. you get LH surge up to 36hours before icing and that's what opks measure. also normally opks should be done during the day/early evening.

honey you are a bad influence! I have watched bake off and done knitting. should have been working! off to make s cup of tea then head for my desk!

gliding you're not out until that red convertible parks! gx

Ill I'm watching Bake Off Extra Slice now. Had a bacon sarnie too. Yummy.

Will do some painting now. Snore.

Good morning lovely Viroids,

Doh, I missed the group hug! But will join in the chorus of how amazing you all are, to be dealing with the uncertainty, disappointments and heartbreak of this journey whilst maintaining good humour and incredible compassion for each other.

Full roll call:

Name: lildottie
Age: 29 (and a half!)
DCs: None, zilch, nada, squat, niente - but not for lack of trying!
TTC: about to hit the 2 years mark and waiting to find out when we start our first ICSI IVF cycle. Appointment 8th October.

Name: La, Leela
Age: 34
TTC since July 2013, mc at 8 weeks Sept 2014 sad
DCs: None - 3 furry ones- 2 cats and a horse

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
TTC: Since August 2014
DC's: Zilch, 2 hairy kittens, 3 even hairier guinea pigs and some hairless fish!

Name: honey
Age: 28
TTC: Aug 2014, mc Sept 2014
DCs: none. 2 cats who cause choas!

Name: Tink
Age: 33
TTC: far too long but 2nd cycle on here and this is going to be the lucky one!!!
DC's: not yet but 1 lovely spaniel and 2 shitty kitty's!

Name: noniks
Age: 31
TTC: July 2014
DC's: none, but 2 super spaniels

Name: noniks
Age: 31
TTC: July 2014
DC's: none, but 2 super spaniels

Name: glidingpig
Age: 30
TTC: June 2014, chem preg Aug 2014
DCs: 4yo DD

Name: fresh
Age: 40 (a genuine oh crap moment that one)
TTC: April 2014
DCs: DD turning 3 in November, plus one very furry 15yo ginger feline girl who I brought from Australia with me many moons ago

Name: Chat
Age: 33
TTC: Since Jan '14. MC March and Aug (twins) '14
DCs: DD, 3. Plus a needy tabby cat, two fish and a snail

Name: Before
Age: 34- just
TTC: since Mar 14, mc May 14. Got my BFP last thread, ~6 weeks now
DCs: One DS, one cat.

Name: Calli/Callipy/Callipo (which is what I want right now)
Age:33
TTC: since June 2014, early mc July 2014, currently early days upduffed
DCs: Baking something currently about the size of a sesame seed

Name: rm
Age: 25
TTC: June 2014
DC: none. And no pets except DH

Name: Bother
Age: 40
TTC: June 2013 (MC: Oct 2013)
DCs: No children or cats

Name: Mountain girl
Age: 27 for the next 2 days (yay!)
TTC: since march 13
DCs: My yummy Bengal kitten who is keeping the bed warm for me ..

Honey I have about 3 extra slice episodes to catch up....that will be lunch time sorted! mmm bacon sarnie. well jealous. The only breakfast in the house was toast here :(