Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Ooh I like Amber too! Am still cross with DH for not letting me use Caitlin though, I've wanted to call a daughter Caitlin still I was about 8 but his ex is Catherine so I was banned. Grrr...

*since not still

Amber's a great name. Not quite as...erm...unique...as McShaning Pig though. Tough choice

Chat
Age: 33
TTC: Since Jan '14. MC March and Aug (twins) '14
DC: DD, 3. Plus a needy tabby cat, two fish and a snail

Lucky Fred please, gingers crossed!

Aw, Caitlin's lovely! Boo for DHs and their wrong opinions.

I've relocated to sit by the back door and monitor the cats. They aren't quite big enough to jump the fence yet, but need to keep them away from the water butt... Neighbour has nothing for them to climb up to get back. Luckily the still find grass terribly exciting. And trying to kill bushes. Bless.

I know gliding! Just because both can be shortened to "Cate"!!! (Part of the reason I liked it, Cate Blanchett and all that.)

But ooooohhh I have deliberately NOT been doing the names thing this cycle. going to dash for an early train and NOT think about names, not think about names, not think about names

We had Lily-Marie for girl and Ben for boy.

Before
34- just
TTC since Mar 14, mc May 14. Got my BFP last thread, ~6 weeks now
One DS, one cat.

Current dilemma: private scan in a week (£95!!) trip to the sympathetic GP to get in EPU or do nothing and wait. Hmmmmmmmm

Having paid £95 for mine if it were me I'd be asking gp for free one. I am crossing everything yours is a lovely one.

definitely try epu first before no point paying if you don't have to!

Name: Calli/Callipy/Callipo (which is what I want right now)
Age:33
TTC: since June 2014, early mc July 2014, currently early days upduffed
DCs: Baking something currently about the size of a sesame seed

Loving the photos on end of last Fred - Ian McShane looks well scary!

EPU Before definitely!

I wondered if I can have a rant and then be done please? It's not directed at any of you, you're all wonderful and say the right things.

If one more person tells me that 'at least you know now that you can get pregnant' I'm going to scream and chew my hand off.

Yes I know it's good that I got pregnant.
Yes I know that in theory this means I can get pregnant again.

But it doesn't change the fact that my baby died, I feel empty and I'd like to be sad about that if that's ok :(

Sorry :( I guess I'm just a bit sad today. I know people are trying to be kind.

calli Ian mcshane IS scary!

Oh la I cant even imagine how you must be feeling and I wholeheartedly agree that you need to be able to grieve. Do your best to ignore those nobheads, not easy, but for your sanity try.
Hows about a glass of vino and a dose of Paul Hollywood?

I'm with you, La. You decide how you feel about this, only you. Nobody else gets a say. Hugs lovely.

When I mc, it was my actual mum who said that to me. (Thumps head quietly on table).

Ooh bake off :)

Thanks guys - I feel better for having ranted

Been on my own all day so think I just needed a scream.

Baked buns and my first glass of wine in a month may be just what I need!

:( sorry you're down la. Can't be an easy thing to hear after what you have been through.

DP and I are talking again! Which helps with the whole shagging process!

Holy shit! I go off for meeting (will to live = lost), come back and the old Fred is full of Ian McShane, cats and madness and you've all abandoned me to this new Fred of barkingness...how long was I gone? To be fair, the meeting did feel like it lasted weeks...

La - totally with you on the platitudes - yes, we know if happens all the time, we appreciate that you people who now have 3 kids went through it, but we're not ready to be blasé about it and would rather just have some sympathy and wine thank you very much. Fucktards. x

lol bother blame my ocd

la I think they probably see that as a positive if they haven't been where you are and probably honestly think they are helping. I have to confess I sometimes wonder if I'd feel better if I had been pg before so it didn't seem such a lost cause. but that doesn't take away from what you are going through. it doesn't change or lessen that you lost your baby. and I'm sure that is not the suggestion anyone intends to give. but ranting is good. you must let it out. feel free to throw abuse my way too for the above if you like

jelly talking kinda helps, although too much could get in the way of the shagging!

Bloody hell you lot can chat!!

How did men pushing babies out of their cocks not make Fred title haha!?

Loving that this is a spaniel fanciers fred... we also have a cocker spaniel He's awesome.

You are allowed to wallow as long as you bloody like La! Fuck em all x