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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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pizzaqueen · 01/08/2013 19:59

looks like its time for some ofvus to get our capes on!

I had pains in ovary area yesterday and wet cm past couple of days, does this mean I'm ov now or next few days? I really had to persaude dp to dtd last night at 11:30pm when he finished work, it'll be pretty hard impossible to persaude him tonight. Will we have missed the window by tomorrow night or saturday? Argh!

Curly86 · 01/08/2013 20:06

I think when it's clear watery and abit slimey is the best time; on the plus side pizza if you dtd last night the spermicles can live for a couple of days and wait for an egg so it's not all bad, apparently if you want a girl your best to do it the early part/before Ov and dtd on the best day for a boy?

pizzaqueen · 01/08/2013 20:19

curly its clear but not slimey (way tmi sorry!) so im wondering whether ov is right now or just approaching, if its aporoaching we can afford to wait til tomorrow. Otherwise I need to hope last night's are hanging in there swimming around waiting to meet their egg!

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fifi669 · 01/08/2013 20:36

Downstairs I tested Monday (too soon), yesterday and today, all BFN, my app says I'm due Sunday. I've had a low stomach ache for days though and i'm being a stresshead. Would like to think it's only because I really want to be pregnant and i'm overthinking.... but pretty sure it's PMT

DownstairsMixUp · 01/08/2013 21:30

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fifi669 · 01/08/2013 21:49

She's here Sad

Stupid body.... Oh well I can have a few beers this weekend now at my nephews christening, silver lining?

Start the whole charade again soon with first use of contraband

AQuarkTooFar · 01/08/2013 21:54

Woohoo shag cape will be flying in the quark household tonight! I'm feeling a but wet down there and had positive contraband! The wine is on the go too!

Congrats kitkat!

Sorry to hear some of you are having rubbish ertds. Fingers crossed they disappear soon!

AQuarkTooFar · 01/08/2013 21:56

Cross posted with you there fifi sorry to hear ERTD got you. Sad

Hooray for beers at the christening though!

ChocChaffinch · 01/08/2013 22:18

go for it quarky Grin

EssieSaysRelax · 01/08/2013 22:34

Happy shagging quark!

I've drunk too much champers. It's dhs bday though. Grin

Night night viroids

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Wheredidmyyouthgo · 01/08/2013 23:12

Hi Viroids,

I've been lurking on this thread for a few weeks now, and am officially twotting. Month 1.

I have DD 3.5, and TTC #2.

Am maybe 4dpo, but that's a guess. 26/27 day cycle. Am becoming crazily preoccupied with symptom spotting. Ridic, I know!

AQuarkTooFar · 01/08/2013 23:39

Hi where welcome to the thread!

Ok everyone I am getting stupidly over excited here and Dh thinks I am a weirdo! Ok tmi alert but defo had watery pant snot today, got a positive on an opk this afternoon so I jumped on Dh. I swear I felt ov pains whilst JSing and then half way through the Boob's new song came on the radio! It's got to be a sign! I am going to be hideously disappointed if this is not our month!

fifi669 · 01/08/2013 23:40

where it's not ridiculous, we're all doing it!

lil1ady · 01/08/2013 23:58

I am officially out. not sulking this month though as I was expecting it after dh letting me down with not being in the mood at the right time. I'm considering handing responsibility for my cycle to him this month. he decided on contraband he decides on when to DTD. he decides when to test. what do you think?

sorry for those also getting the witch visit again.

quark you have surely done it if the boob came on! fx!

Alohomora · 02/08/2013 00:03

Hope everybody had/is in the middle of a good shagging session!

Had a good talk with my DH tonight, so at least we're a bit more on the same page, baby-wise - I was complaining about his complacency, he confessed that he was scared shitless, we had a good discussion, now let the shagging commence!

ERTD hasn't shown up yet, my body seems to be determined to stick to a stupid 36 day cycle!

cookielove · 02/08/2013 08:31

lil that sounds like a good idea. Do you think he would?

Hello where (love the name)

Hope ertd clears off for those stuvk in her clutches soon! !

Hello everyone Smile

EssieSaysRelax · 02/08/2013 08:59

Hi cookie, how's things?

Welcome where, sorry to hear you are twotting, we've got hooyas if you need them!

quark fx, now you've been boobed then a bfp ought to be a certainty surely?

Aloho, we had that chat last cycle too when I lost the plot a bit when we missed icing time again. Hope you feel better about it all now. It's easy to forget to talk about it, I find it quite difficult talking to him about the various happenings in my body! Lil, I like that idea and may have to try it too, my DH is a spreadsheet junkie, so perhaps he can whip up some formulas and be in charge of it all for a bit too! I love not having to make decisions! On which note, I have to make someone redundant today and I hate myself for it and I've been awake for hours stressing about it. Sad Bad times, but it has to be done.

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PrincessKitKat · 02/08/2013 08:59

Love it Lil - take the pressure off yourself for a month, put a bit more responsibility on your OH & see how you get on. My only issue would be that my DH only just about understands shagging so to throw cycles and ovving in the mix might lead to meltdown Smile

Good luck Quark!

Alohomora · 02/08/2013 10:27

lil, brilliant idea, DH's a mathematician/software engineer, he might feel more involved in what's going on with my bod this way.

I think I'm out for this month, ladies, POAS this morning and it was a bfn. The evil witch is still just lurking around the corner though, so I'm waiting for that and then I'll get my cape out again!

AQuarkTooFar · 02/08/2013 10:47

lil I would say go for it re getting your Dh to do more.

Way back when we just js'd without intent I decided to go on the pill. Dh became incredibly lazy with his attitude re contraception and it was all up to me to re takin the pill. For some reason this really annoyed me so I came back off the pill and made Dh take responsibility for condoms. He was too embarrassed to even go in to a shop and buy them but he soon learned!

Viroids we shouldn't let our ohs get lazy about ttc! Lets give them out stres this month and let them deal with it!

AQuarkTooFar · 02/08/2013 10:50

Whoops got a bit carried away there!

So I think that's me in the twot now. I'm off to the symptom spotting cave with the unicorn and some chocolate popcorn cause I don't like them choc pretzels you speak of!

You will find me stroking the unicorn if anyone needs me!

clareyfarey · 02/08/2013 11:42

AF here with a vengeance! Hmm Am at work so can't even be sad, will have to wait til tonight and eat crap, and drink lots of wine.

Ah well, can't say I'm surprised, this diffing lark isn't as easy as it looks!

Happy Friday to you all Grin

AQuarkTooFar · 02/08/2013 15:23

Ah that's sucks clarey. Flowers for now Wine for later.

Happy Friday to you too!

essie how did everything go at work? Was it as crap as expected? Wine for you too.

pizzaqueen · 02/08/2013 16:50

ah sorry to those who af has got tjis month. hope it passes quick and you can get your capes back on.

All the signs are there that I'm icing, cm etc postive contraband too we dtd last night, should I try again tonight or wait until tomorrow when dp will be more amenableWink should I tell him I'm ov? im worried it might freak him out and he'll get stage fright Hmm .

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