Eggcellent Egg Buddies - a thread for those IVFing in June/July/August

[EuroShaggleton]

You don't have to be crazy to be on this thread but it helps

(Ladies, I thought I would jump in and start a non-sweary titled fred. Feel free to turn the air blue now!)

Whenever I go on holiday, i have a poo that gets stuck. Change in food etc.

I have visions of having the thing wrenched out by some Greek dr.

The panic in the loo is always palpable.

Did you have to pay in Brno? It gets better!!!

Yep, the equivalent of 25 British pence, no less. Th'usband insisted on shitting every single time to get his money's worth

Anyone watching 'Confessions Of An Alien Abduction' on Channel 5 tonight at 10.35? I'm off work still tomorrow so I shall be staying up to watch. Love all that batshit kerrrrayziness!

Bloody hell. I haven't heard of paying for toilets in years.

you would be trying to empty every orifice to get your moneys worth...

Hi Ladies, can I join please.
Day one should be tomorrow and will be day one of my cycle of my first ever IVF.

I think there is only us here

Talking about shit, stuck poos and Chinese jizz....

Hello pipbin!! Yes join us we are a lovely bunch. Tell us a bit about yourself....

Oh jesus tortie that must have been awful. Hope you are ok.

I didn't have drugs for my mc. I stopped the progesterone and it started by itself a few days later.

Welcome pip. As is probably obvious from recent posts, most of us are on a LOT of drugs. :)

joos I didn't temp when I did my cycle so I don't have the foggiest. Sozzles.

Hello, Pipbin! From whence do you hail? What's your story?

S'okay, Zammo, you can't know evryfink. I love your new name

Im convinced its something to do with the corpus luteum....???

Pipbin, what protocol are you on? Are you scared? Is it an NHS cycle? Have you tried owt else before IVF?

LiquoriceAllTorts, yep, I think you may have hit the nail on the head there

I used to drive a Corpus Luteum

Just a thought, if I'm on this fred does it make me as nuts as the rest of you?! Sorry, have been lurking and working...

joos glad you're home safely and all is good

euro hang on in there with the drugs, you're doing really well

tame really hope you're over the worst now. As the others have said, you're a bloody inspiration to us all.

wish what time is EC tomorrow? It'll be over before you know it. They're all really nice there and help put you at ease. Look forward to hearing how you get on tomorrow.

mejust sorry you're still feeling anxious and hope you won't have to be on too more days of stims.

Hello to everyone else

AFM, I had the consultation yesterday and I know the details of the protocol. I was excited yesterday as I thought we would be able to get ahead earlier than first planned, but now it doesn't look like that will happen as we want a particular consultant. Looks like EC is likely to be mid August. Will be short protocol again, flare protocol. Day 1 start buserelin, day 2-6 clomid, day 3 or 4 start gonal f. Apparently the clomid thing is something that they have started at the ARGC, so worth a try.

Thanks for the welcome ladies.

Well we've been trying for 27 months now. After a lap and dye it seems I have one completely blocked tube and one rather rubbish one.
But on the upside I have an AM(?) level of 30, which I understand is good and DH has had super quality sperm.

We are having NHS IVF and here in Suffolk we are lucky because we get 3 full cycles and 3 frozen ones.

Bloody hell, that's the best NHS offering I have heard of - lucky you!

What's NHS?

Right-o, I'm off to watch troo-fact stories about alien abduction

Night all x

Wishing you a restful night, Torts x

Oooh, Choco! It's all kicking off for you, missus

Welcome pip, I'm here too :( and :)

Morning all. Does anyone sometimes get the feeling that this thread is like a conveyer belt?

I find though that bar the people I'm cycle sync'd with, juicy because of her potty mouth and funny posts and tame and buzzy because they are so amazingly brave and I admire them both for the calmness they gave during their rollercoasters, I cannot remember exactly whereeveryone is in there cycle. So apologies ror mentioning everyone.

I'm up because I rolled onto my stomach... The mutants woke me up. Oh, and I dreamt of being in a restaurant and being served two raw eggs! I've been told tomup the protein to try and mature everything quickly... There was more too it, but I'm too tired to write a witty reply.

P.s there are many places in London where you have to pay to piss. Mainly train stations. A piddle cost me 30p at liverpool st station a few weeks back.