Eggcellent Egg Buddies - a thread for those IVFing in June/July/August

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You don't have to be crazy to be on this thread but it helps

(Ladies, I thought I would jump in and start a non-sweary titled fred. Feel free to turn the air blue now!)

Where is Raquel and Fleur?

How long have you been injecting for joos?

I've been injecting the progesterone since Friday (day after donor egg retrieval).

Ok, this is a long shot but you are on an artificial cycle at the minute aren't you? No corpus luteum which releases a combination of progesterone and oestrogen.

Could that affect a temp rise? Its the presence of a corpus luteum that should make your temp rise.

We have just had some right trauma here. Thank god for my DH. I won't go into too much detail cos its dinner time but cocking your leg over the bath after having a mc induced is not a good idea. Jesus wept. I feel bloody traumatised. Think the worst is over now though. Yay!!

tame i hope today hasn't been too awful for you. I'm giving your back a cyber hug and stroking your hair.

juicy hope you are doing well.

Everyone blows kisses, hope you are all keeping well.

AFM - quick update, been away from t'net all day and its been a very, very busy one.

I had another scan this morning, 21 follicles between 10mm and 16mm, lining is 11mm, so nearly there. Many more under 10mm. Bloods still extremely high - they may haul me in over weekend for bloods.

Gonal-F - tonight 75g, tm reduced to 50g. Much less and i'll be told to just lick the pen.

Sooo.... Basically I'm on a very very fine balancing act. I feel so full and bloated and fairly uncomfortable, but within my self I'm fairly chirpy and trying not to think/imagine/plan/contemplate outcomes.

Hopefully a better update later, but I've not started dinner yet and I need all the protein I can get!

Wow fish!!! That's a fab scan result!! Well done you egg woman x

...and the third award for Most Prolific Egg-Grower goes to.......Fish!!

Tortie, I can't believe you came on here and answered my question when you are suffering like that. Sounds bloody awful but I'm hoping that was the main stuff coming away. Huge, tight squeezes X

I am worried my 8mm lining is too thin

Sorry to be pathetic when some of you are suffering.

Juicy- 8mm is a good lining. And it will build up more.

You must stop looking for reasons for this not to work!! It will work!! You have done all you can- its in God's hands. Nothing more you can do.

I was wallowing on the bed when I answered your question!! Take my mind off things xxx

Imagine growing all those eggs like Fish....oeuf!

How are you, Tortie? What you up to? What did you have for your tea Dave?

Fish I feel for you with the uncomfyness. I had to unbutton my trousers today before eating and DP looked at me with a frowny grin. Meanie

I cant get comfy on the sofa or in bed so I'm up and down like a dildo up a nympho! I can't wait for EC tomorrow but also seriously crapping it!!!!

I feel wicked now. Still in a bit of pain but not much s'all good!

I had Chinese chips and gravy AND sweet and sour chicken Cantonese style. Lovely.

Did you have a kebab joos??

Quality over quantity folks... I'm not convinced this is a good thing to be honest. Think mcdonalds v's cordon bleu.

And wish - i'm in lycra dresses/ loose sun dresses and leggings. I gave up wearing trousers on sunday after i had to unzip and hold it all together with a bobble before I left the house.

Thanks for the award though. I keep having images of the alien pods from alien. DH said I must be like the Gremlins. Multiplying all over the fucking place.

tortie i really think you have been amazingly brave. I admire you.

Ewwww fish!!!! Gremlins?? They scare the sweet bejesus out of me!

Cackling at dildo up a nympho

Aye, Torts, I did and it were bastard tasty.

JOKE:

Customer rings Chinese takeaway: Hello, do you deliver?

Chinese takeaway man: No, only chicken, beef and duck

badum-tish!

Its like an evening with Tommy Cooper

my Chinese was lovely. How come gravy from Chinese take aways tastes so amazing??

Gremlins don't scare me 'cos they're not real. The fairies in my garden scare the shit out of me though.

..because Chinese jizz tastes better than English.

(that's in answer to your gravy question, Torts)

Juicy- im still chuckling at your poo story earlier that happened to me. Its the progesterone.

Bastard thing came out sideways.

Thought I had implantation cramps before but then a massive juddering keff bellowed out of me bum.

I licked the bloody tray clean as well

That airport poo was a nine by three, at least.

Child: "Mum, can I lick the bowl?"

Mum: "No, you can flush the toilet like everybody else".

It's great having shits for free now I'm home