Eggcellent Egg Buddies - a thread for those IVFing in June/July/August

[EuroShaggleton]

You don't have to be crazy to be on this thread but it helps

(Ladies, I thought I would jump in and start a non-sweary titled fred. Feel free to turn the air blue now!)

A joke to cheer Tortie up:

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A: A rip-off

Gross.

I saw an hilarious phrase on mumsnet earlier about big fannies;

Like opening the window and fucking the night....

Made me laugh for ages.

Oh, I saw that one on mumsnet, too, but several months ago. Brilliant

I love big fanny analogies

Tell me some more!!

Like conducting with a pencil in the Albert Hall.

like wiggling a chip in a back alley.

Like fucking a melted welly.

Like chucking a bratwurst down Blackpool Prom.

Like chucking a pencil up a high street

Like rogering a windsock

That is just typical of this Fred. The filthy jokes start and you all crawl out the woodwork...!!!

There is a thread in chat about tricks you can do with your vagina

How chatty

Just had a phone call from the landlord to inform us that he has received planning permission to knock our house down in the next 2-3 months and can we start looking for somewhere else to live?

Oh joos what a pain in the cockend. Do houses come up to rent much where you are ?

Hey Ladies! Loving the vagina jokes, we've been quite serious on here for a little while

mejust Don't panic about not feeling anything. Typically the day I went for my last scan I didn't feel anything and was convinced they'd shrunk! They hadn't, they'd got bigger and more had grown

How has today been tortie?

Juicy Your turd story made me laugh so much I thought my ovaries where going to pop right out. Love it! In all seriousness, I'm sure your embies are fine snuggled in there.
Bit of a shit about your house too bad timing but a change is as good as the rest.... why not do them all together?

I hope everyone is ok, still no word from Buzzy?

Nice just what you need.

Do you have a contract? Is that the notice he is supposed to give you?

Today has been fine up until about 3pm and then it all suddenly kicked off. I feel like someone has kicked me up the fanny.

Not as bad as I thought though. I would go and get in the bath but the clots are like sea creatures.

Some people do POAS live threads.

I do a live miscarriage

Grim.

joos look on the bright side - new house, new baby. It could be a good omen. :)

Ps - you lot are filth. Carry on.

tortie not long now til it's over. Go to bed with a book/DVD. I doubt you'll sleep but it's probably the most comfortable place. If you want a bath, the clots probably won't emerge while you are in the water.

Oh tame. Feel for you pet. Despite all this, you did make me giggle with the sea creatures in the bath comment. Gallows humour is your thing, girlfriend.

zammo Ffs, cannot believe your body and it's response to the drugs ! You may need to mix it with some other class a's to get a better response. Go home via Brixton and see what you can pick-up. Liven things up a bit eh ?

Euro- thank you. DH is running me a bubble bath and ordering a Chinese.

Did you have the tablets for your mc euro?

expat did you invest in a test you naughty girl?!!

Also rachel must be due to test soon??

We need lots of eggs and babies in the next few weeks xxx

Fanks for house-demolition sympaffy, chums. We are going to struggle finding somewhere decent 'cos it iz well-posh in this village and we were just flukey to get this one

Zammo, please don't shout but I need some temping advice: my temps have not gone up I know I didn't ovulate due to DE but surely the progesterone I am injecting would cause a biphasic pattern to my chart? Seriously, there has been no sustained shift in temps. The very few DE IVF charts available to view on FF all have raised temps after EC.

My worry now is that my progesterone injections are not doing their job