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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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CaptainDippy · 26/04/2006 12:55

Me too FA - Me too!

fastasleep · 27/04/2006 08:52

Negative :)

If still no sign by Monday I'll go to the GP (cos it's completely disappeared and that never happens!)

Thankyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu FLAAAAMEY you star!!!!!!!!!!!

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Miaou · 27/04/2006 09:05

phew!

seriouslystressedspacecadet · 27/04/2006 15:47

thank goodness for that!!!!!!

fastasleep · 28/04/2006 09:00

Where oh where is my period Angry

it shouldn't be because I've lost weight, because I've been skinnier than this and was still getting really heavy ones..

I'm feeling really discombobulated, have all the other symptoms of a really heavy period but nothings there!! I fainted on my way out of the bath last night! And I'm so knackered it's untrue..

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seriouslystressedspacecadet · 28/04/2006 11:18

it could be stress fa, however-if af doesnt arrive in another day, i would honestly re-test.

Pruni · 28/04/2006 11:49

Did you ovulate?
I didn't one month and was two weeks late for no reason.
Dr said 'anovulatory cycle'.
Prob down to stress, he said.

fastasleep · 29/04/2006 11:39

I've been way more stressed than this and still had stupid heavy periods though... or is it random?! Lol!

Still no sign (I now have two FSB threads running pmsl)

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BROWNY · 09/05/2006 16:53

Fast - any news yet?Smilex

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