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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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BROWNY · 25/04/2006 13:23

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 13:26

No but I can't afford a posh one now!!

And I just ate 2/3rds of a mcvities ginger cake in celebration Blush

I can't stop eating and my boobs are tingling all the time

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welshboris · 25/04/2006 13:27

Dont have sex ever again please chicken

Thanks

BROWNY · 25/04/2006 13:28

hiya Fast,

Have you done a test yet?x

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 13:30

Ducky no eff off..

Browny yes, cheapo Superdrug one, which sort of went a bit liney but then it went blank which means negative but everyone's out to confuse me!!!

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piglit · 25/04/2006 13:31

I reckon you get what you pay for with pg tests. I had 3 negatives with the tesco own brand ones and then a big fat positive with a clear blue that very same day. Might be worth the investment. Good luck....

mumatuks · 25/04/2006 13:33

Hey FA, I just read your post.... I've just found out I'm PG with our third! That's why I got preoccupied and never replied to your email about the swaps! This means for me that DS1 will be 3.3yrs, DS2 will be 18m and baby3 is due near Xmas time I think! I was breastfeeding DS2 and put down no periods to his night time feeds! whoops!
Anyway, I'm very excited and both me and DH are hoping we'll have a DD to complete our family.
He's also finally admitted he needs to go for the snip.Thank god.. didn't take too much persausion! Grin

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 13:33

Oh..poo..

sent email to dh (yay) so he's going to get a boots +/- one (used that one with DD a day late and it was very strong line)

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BROWNY · 25/04/2006 13:33

FAS - so are you going to go the doctors or wait and see? It might just be because you've lost weight and are still feeding do you think? Let us know one way or the other, fingers crossed for you xxxx

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 13:34

mumatuks congrats, you're a stronger woman than I, and richer, and lesser of breastpump Grin

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mumatuks · 25/04/2006 13:36

Not sure about richer, but definately not a breast pumper, I just don't get on with that. I admire the women who do!
It's taken me a while to get my head around the idea of going through it all again, but I'm excited now and craving sweet cream stuff, which is nice as it was all meaty stuff with the DS's.
Hope your next test gives the answer you want to see. x

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 14:19

So now you've persuaded me into getting another test, when should I do it? This evening or wait till morning?

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Uwila · 25/04/2006 14:21

Go buy it tonight and test first thing in the morning. In fact, buy two just to be sure.

Peachyclair · 25/04/2006 14:43

(And don'tr be talked into relying on Persona, I ahd the three under four with that thng Wink)

But it wasn't so bad, rather liked it meself.

Good luck with the test- hope you get a bfn!

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 16:49

Got two tried one (clearblue +/-) but have bizarre tide mark round the neg line aaaaaaaaaargh think it's neg

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 16:59

it sounds like it might be faulty.

Uwila · 25/04/2006 17:02

Save the other one for morning. If you do it tonight, then tomorrow you could be thinking, oh I did it at the wrong time of day. If you do this next one in the n=morning and it is neg, then you can rely that it really is neg. And have nice glass of wine tomorrow evening to celebrate.... good luck. I'll check back for an update tomorrow morning.....

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 17:02

for pissing hells saaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

yes I have three arms I don't care.

Stupid tests.

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Uwila · 25/04/2006 17:09

Impressed with the three arms. I could use a third sometimes. Like, I could type with two hands and operate the mouse simulateously. That would be cool. But it would be a real bugger clothes shopping.

Just cheering you up.... Grin

moono · 25/04/2006 17:11

3 arms? Could be very useful at times don't you think fa? Wink

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 18:40

Right at the end of the 10 mins the vague line that I could see and dh couldn't got darker but he refuses to believe it's positive and I think the test fucked up! Took it apart and there was blue dye leaked everywhere inside...

dh is being so sensible about this he said 'you can't be pg, because I'm in....fantile'

ugh.

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Esmummy · 25/04/2006 18:45

Oh Dear FA, have you got another one to do. If nothing else this is going to cost you a small fortune.)
FWIW, I had sex at MIL's house and am now 10 weeks pregnant Wink

cod · 25/04/2006 18:57

oi Piglit how was your book group last night?

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:02

Is there something about parents houses or what!!

We bonked for months and months when I still lived there though (with no protection might I add) and nothing happened!!

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misdee · 25/04/2006 19:05

get a clearblue digital. no water line to mistake there Wink

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