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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:06

I've got one to do in the morning, all will be well (it is another cross one though) but I'm sure it'll be fine..

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jabberwocky · 25/04/2006 19:07

Grin got pg with ds at my parent's house.

ditto the clearblue digital recommendation

Esmummy · 25/04/2006 19:07

Good Luck. I would just like to add my mother in law was out at the time and it's a good job because it was on her ...........

........upstairs landing Shock Blush

elliepippamummy · 25/04/2006 19:10

Have to say that afte 9 months of trying we were at m inlaws for xmas in 2003 and our dd was born sept 04 so was conceived at in laws!!! Currently trying for no 2 but not staying at in laws in forseeable future!!

spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:11

got preg with dd1 at my xp's mums house!

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:12

Ohh pee off the lot of you lol

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SomethingAboutMary · 25/04/2006 19:20

I got pg at my mums with my ds Grin

thewomanwhothoughtshewasatrilb · 25/04/2006 19:30

dd2 was conceived at my mum's (though I refuse to admit it as far as dh is concerned). also if wee goes off isn;t the best place to keep it, erm, in your bladder?

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:31

la la la la

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:35

use some fresh wee tomorrow morning!

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:35

Nah I was thinking of using the same old wee :P

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:35

I've left it in the frige by the uncovered left over pizza

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:36

fridge*

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:37

[barf] when ytou open your fridge is it full of wee samples???!!!!!!!!!

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:38

Yes spacey

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:42

ok, just trying to be pathetically funny

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:43

Lol :)

I have to work in a sec and feeling so nervy and odd all the time that I'm just weird atm..

spavey you are very witty m'dear

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:43

And spacye's funny too

Oh fgs

and that girl I know called SPACECADET is rather hilarious!

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:45

i dont feel too witty, my nerves are shot waiting for the house contracts exchange,if it doesnt happen tomorrow, my sale falls through.
no doubt your nerves are jangling too.

spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:45

ill change my name to spavy if you likeGrin

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 19:46

Aww spacey at least you're worried about something proper...

DH is totally denying any possibility of pregnancyness...

and I sound so nervous on the phone my customers are running away Sad (datapro are going to yell at me if I don't buck my ideas up!)

Moving house is the most stressful thing ever though, you poor thing...over soon though, promise!

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spacecadet · 25/04/2006 19:51

fastasleep- men wont worry about posible pregnancy unless they see a + test.

Mytwopenceworth · 25/04/2006 22:49

come on, you need to test with the first wee of the day, more of the h-whatever hormone.

first thing in the am FA, pee on that stick. then come wave it at us.

shake it off a bit first though eh, i've got no brolly.

fastasleep · 25/04/2006 23:20

Dh thinks I'm over-reacting and shouldn't waste the second test!

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Mytwopenceworth · 25/04/2006 23:27

why, what is he saving it for? i would do it, just to have that final final confirmation.

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