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F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 08:46

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

Sad (going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

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fastasleep · 25/04/2006 23:28

Shh I will, he goes to work before I pee anyway! Grin

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spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:30

did you test?

mummygow · 26/04/2006 08:31

fastasleep have you tested yet?? Was reading this all day yesterday and thought about you first thing!

Uwila · 26/04/2006 08:32

Update please.

spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:34

fastasleep-i know you are there!!!!!!!

biglips · 26/04/2006 08:35

yes let us know soon as poss

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:36

My idiot twt of a husband has decided to hide* the test because he doesn't want me to waste the money because he 'knows I'm not pregnant'

even though I tested on evening pee with the clearblue last night

EVENING PEE

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:37

EEEEEEEEEEVENING PEEEEEEE

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spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:38
Angry
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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:39

I know,

evening pee!

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Uwila · 26/04/2006 08:39

Oooooooo.... no dinner for him tonight. Shock

I'd go buy two more.

How many days late is your period now?

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:42

9 and I can't, no cash left, cash card is lost (Thanks to ds) so it's been cancelled and we live right out of town so no bank so

I've come to the conclusion that what will be will be I don't mind, I'm still doing my counselling course no matter what (ok it's only basic and wouldn't mess up anyway lol) but another baby wouldn't be that bad.

So screw him, he can have a shock if I am can't he.

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:44

(spacecadet) says:
i think he sc rewed you my dear!!!!! thats why you are probably preg

thanks for that my love pmsl

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spacecadet · 26/04/2006 08:56

sorryBlush

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 08:58
Grin
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spacecadet · 26/04/2006 09:01

didnt have to take ds to school, next door neighbour took himGrin

Uwila · 26/04/2006 09:18

Bad bad Mrfastasleep! That was really a nasty thing to do to you. Think you should hide something of his... like say his phone recharger.

Flamesparrow · 26/04/2006 09:30

I have a sensitive early preg on here - showed positive with DS the day before I was due. If you send me you address it can be in the post in an hour and with you by tomorrow morning?

Flamesparrow · 26/04/2006 09:30

I have a sensitive early preg one here - showed positive with DS the day before I was due. If you send me you address it can be in the post in an hour and with you by tomorrow morning?

Flamesparrow · 26/04/2006 09:31

His phone charger??? I was going for hiding his b*llocks after you;ve cut em off!!! Grin

Uwila · 26/04/2006 09:42

Ah, but she can execute my suggestion without going to jail.

And deffo no dinner tonight! Or tomorrow!

expatinscotland · 26/04/2006 09:43

eew, pregnant. better you than me!

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 10:03

Thanks for the eww of confidence expat

flamey thankyou thankyou thaaaankyoouuuu

it'll still be neg though and all this will have been utterly pointless (I know IJ is there laughing at me somewhere!)

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dizietsma · 26/04/2006 10:22

Just had a wee scare like this myself, you have my sympathies fastasleep.

DON'T GET DEPO! It messed up my body up for 3 years, if you don't believe me check out the Depo Horror Stories website \link{http://www.abcinternetmarketing.com/depo-provera/\here}. That stuff is EVIL.

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fastasleep · 26/04/2006 10:25

I'm not gonna I won't even take the pill it scares me Blush

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