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Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

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Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:03

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Wine and Brew with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers :o

OP posts:
frogchops · 09/11/2012 18:05

Just realised my phone is terrible and has called bearface near face!! I'm sorry none if my posts make sense!!

Grannyapple · 09/11/2012 18:13

Evening ladies....eh, caved in earlier this avo & POAS'd....think I might have v faint positive. Will test again tomorrow morning & then maybe with a digi on Sunday morning if tomorrow's is promising....

Kittenkatzen · 09/11/2012 18:54

((livismum)) lovely to see you again but sorry it's here Sad fx for a sticky one very soon for you

congrats to granny Grin will check back tomorrow for an update!

Arf frog at your DH chucking clothes at you! Mine normally trots off to the bathroom and luzzes a roll of tissue back at me....and they say romance is dead!

Happy Friday ladies

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DingDongBelle · 09/11/2012 20:38

Evening shaggers! Fanks for the birthday wishes Grin We had a row over Skyfall (don't ask, we're losers lol) and didn't end up having any birthday shaggies. But BUT I've had wine, am now having a bath and the DPil's are away (living with them while we buy a house which is cursed) so tonight, Mr DingDong, might be your lucky night.

DH asked earlier how many times we had to js in a month to get pregnant. He suggested two or threeHmm Possibly this is a result of last time when we decided to ttc and he geared himself up for shagsaplenty and then knocked me up first time. He was most pleased when I told him eod was the plan from here on in. Especially as shagging has been a big sparse in our house since he did diff me with DS as I couldn't shag him at all in my pg and then was poorly on and off after for about eight months. Poor DH. He thinks it's Christmas ATM.

Livismum: good to meet you. Sorry for your mc Sad x

Everyone else: have we moved on from bumsex now? Wink

DingDongBelle · 09/11/2012 20:40

Frog and kitten: my DH keeps a loo roll in the bedside cabinet. I quite often know he's in the mood when I see it's been taken out of the cupboard and put in the side. Romance, eh Grin

frogchops · 09/11/2012 21:47

Haha, someone I work with said the same, that she knows its on when her DP comes to bed with the loo roll! Lol
I know its gona happen when my DP come to bed in his normal pair of shorts (old tatty football ones:-/) but doesn't tie the string. Haha, it's just a hindrance...so, if the strings ain't tied I've clearly been granted access!!
I think we've moved on from bum sex ding, although I find it fascinating that some people like it. Ouch is all I have to say on the matter!!
Just been for a lovely buffet tea altho didn't enjoy it as much as I normally would because of really painful back :-/
Good that the old Pils are out too ding, lights, camera....

BoyMeetsWorld · 09/11/2012 23:19

Bedtime! I'm post ov (I think) & there is nothing standing in the way of bumsex! (except poss my pain threshold) Grin

AndieMatrix · 09/11/2012 23:33

Thanks for livis Sorry about the mc. Get your cape back on, think sticky. (Very un-MumsNet-y hug)

It's baby wipes for my DP, if he's brought those into the bedroom it's on.lol
The witch has got me! Just as I'm getting ready for bed thinking "I'll test in the morning" there it is, nasty old ERTD. As if I didn't feel poorly enough. Pah!

Hope everyone's had a good evening. Here's to a weekend full of JSing (let me live vicariously through you.lol)

Redshoes56 · 10/11/2012 02:43

Oh, livismum so sorry to hear about your mc. Sad Hang in there. The idea of Christmas BFPs is really lovely. Hope Santa is good to us all.

Happy birthday ding! Shagsaplenty is my new fave word, by the way....

ERTD is still hanging around and more unpleasant than usual. Did someone say crime scene? Yuck. DH was more upset than I was by her arrival. His exact words: ?I thought we nailed it.? Nailed it! Like getting pregnant is akin to taking an algebra test. He always makes me laugh. Speaking of math, it is looking like Thanksgiving week is going to be prime time for shagsaplenty. He?s already discussing ?stuffing the turkey? and, rest assured, coming up with additional (and more horrible) puns.

What is everyone doing this weekend (besides, ahem granny, peeing on sticks and reporting back here)?

DingDongBelle · 10/11/2012 07:46

Frog Camera?! Who knew you were so kinky Wink

Andie boo to the witch getting you. I know what you mean about men and their competitive ttc. I think DH thinks its some sort of target-hitting sport. Like: sperm darts? Wouldn't be surprised if I get my bfp and when I tell him he yells 'one hundred and EIGHTYYY!' Grin

Got a peaceful weekend ahead. I'm shattered after doing practice ofsted observations all week so just chilling out for me.

Managed to dtd last night Grin but DH had to wake me up to do it as I'd fallen asleep. I basically let him get on with it while I concentrated on keeping my eyes open lol. So I get a silver shag star for doing it but like a b- for effort lol Grin

DingDongBelle · 10/11/2012 07:47

Sorry: the competitive ttc thing was for Redshoes. Blooming iPhone app not letting me scroll up and down lol xx

Grannyapple · 10/11/2012 07:55

Morning ladies..just a quick update as I'm off to book ds's swim renewals then hair appt at 9.

Did another test & defo a darker 2nd line in test window...will do digi tomorrow to be defo sure but looks like I might have got my BFP'....dh getting kinda excited now...

DingDongBelle · 10/11/2012 08:06

Yay Smile Congrats Granny x

BoyMeetsWorld · 10/11/2012 08:19

Ooooooh congrats granny! FX for you Smile

Grannyapple · 10/11/2012 08:41

Thx ladies...hoping it sticks!

frog was it you stressing about EOD? We dtd 4 times this month around ov & that was it (work & illness I territories plans after that!), so don't stress...as someone else said...it only takes one to make it Smile

frogchops · 10/11/2012 09:39

Woooo congrats granny!! And thanks for the bfp is possible if ur crap at shagging reassurance!! I just counted and we've only Dtd 6 times since last af. So I'm hoping that's enough.

Just also been reading up on tests, which one to buy etc. clear blue vs FRER vs superdrug blah blah. Basically I wanted the earliest, most sensitive and cheapest because I'm bound to waste one testing too early!

Didnt get that magic started lat night, purely because I ate too much! Lol
And errr ding kinky is the least likely word to describe me!! more 'little miss wait for DP to pounce and get angry that he didnt I'm rubbish!

Have a lovely weekend shaggers!

DingDongBelle · 10/11/2012 09:43

Morning Frog it was the lights, camera that made me Smile your dp is still getting used to you jumping him. I wonder what he'd do if he got home to find you all dressed up with a lighting rig and film camera all set up Grin

frogchops · 10/11/2012 09:49

Oh my, he'd run straight back out I think. and I'm not sure he'd come back! he's not the kinkiestt either! God we sound like a right George and Mildred! I've taken the approach of not actually jumping, but just letting him know that it's on at bedtime, lol.
He even said (after all this not really wanting to admit that we're trying business) that he deserves a medal for initiating actual baby making sex. Pah! My response: shut up and get upstairs. Lol

MrsBri · 10/11/2012 09:51

If you want sensitive and cheap, Frog, buy from Amazon or eBay. They are generally 10miu which is as sensitive as you'll get (FRER is 12.5miu) and a couple of quid for 15 or so! Cheap enough to indulge any POAS habit :-)

frogchops · 10/11/2012 09:55

Thanks Mrs which ones imparticular on amazon??

Pineapple80 · 10/11/2012 09:55

Congrats granny!! Hope to see you in the grads thread soon :)

MrsBri · 10/11/2012 10:06

If you just search for pregnancy tests they'll be obvious by their cheapness! They're quite often One Step though. :-)

MrsBri · 10/11/2012 10:33

Oh, and congrats, Granny :-)

frogchops · 10/11/2012 10:38

I just ordered some of the cheapies....they said 2-4 day delivery, which I thought would be fine and keep me sane waiting just 2-4 days....but the delivery note says expected 15-19 nov....by which point af will prob be here!! Oh well!

MrsBri · 10/11/2012 10:44

My always came next working day, so don't give up!

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