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Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

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Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:03

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Wine and Brew with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers :o
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Bearface · 07/11/2012 10:44

FX for you this month Perdita. ERTD in the middle of a business trip can't have been fun. Well, hopefully all will come together this month.

FX for you too Frog.

DH and I have managed every other day so far this cycle, but he was very tired last night and nearly didn't make it. Phew - glad he did though! Poor love must be exhausted.

Hope all is well with everyone. Smile

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Bearface · 07/11/2012 10:44

FX for you too Chris.

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AndieMatrix · 07/11/2012 11:23

Someone Hooya me. I've become obsessed with prams!!

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Bearface · 07/11/2012 11:36

Delivering my first Hooya to you Andie! Give me one back if you like - I must have at least two Hooya-worthy thoughts a day.

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Hooya · 07/11/2012 13:33

Waaah I disappear for a day or two and I miss a bumsex conversation!!

I do enjoy that and other misplaced deposits, it is getting a bit annoying having to direct them all to the same location...

CD 35 here. THIRTY FIVE!! Angry

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AndieMatrix · 07/11/2012 15:44

Cycle day 32 here Hooya I feel your pain.

Just looking at the "What's New" section on my TiVo On Demand function and found a documentary on conception and foetal development. Narrated by Courtney Cox. Interesting. Full of computer imagery of the goings on. My 3 and 2 yr old think it's about zombies. Hmm

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BoyMeetsWorld · 07/11/2012 17:24

Does getting all spotty mean imminent AF & no bubbas this month? Sad

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DingDongBelle · 07/11/2012 18:05

Evening, Shaggers! Grin

Quick catch up as I haven't read the whole thread yet Blush. I'm anti bumsex. Ouch and yuck.

Cd7. Although I don't need a hooya as I didn't know that off the top of my head and just had to look it up. About to start a crappy challenging new job so no time to think about ttc. Literally just shagging Wink

How are we all on this cold evening?

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DingDongBelle · 07/11/2012 18:06

Ps: hi Andie, Chris & Perdi. Nice to meetchaGrin

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DingDongBelle · 07/11/2012 18:07

And Boy. Nice to meetcha too Grin

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AndIfATenTonTruck · 07/11/2012 18:25

nice to meet all new shaggers. I got in my third shag in 5 days last night. it was a very quiet one. with lots of snogging. I do like a snog.

Earlier in the afternoon I had attempted to donate blood but my iron level was too low. must get on the vitamins!

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Bearface · 07/11/2012 18:51

That never happens to me TenTon. My blood always hovers in the saline solution and eventually decides to bloomin drop so I end up having to give blood even though I don't want to, but have massive guilt complex if I don't. I know most people say it's fine but it totally exhausts me for about a week after and I'm quite small so a pint is quite a lot to me. Oh dear - rant over. Sorry - can someone Hooya me?

Glad for all the snoggy shaggy delights going on for everyone though. GrinI'm busy trying to finish a short story that has raged out of control into a novella. Yikes!

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Bearface · 07/11/2012 19:00

Meant to say Boy - I only used to get spotty at ERTD but recently I have been getting spotty pre-ov (I think as have no definite confirmation of when it is yet) and spottiness seems to lurk for a good couple of weeks. This has only recently happened to me and I came off the pill well over a year ago, but it's highly possible that it's taken this long for my body to adjust hence perhaps the new spottiness. It starts too early for ERTD so I don't know what's going on - I just shove on some make-up and ignore it most of the time. Hope it's not ERTD for you though. FX.

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DingDongBelle · 07/11/2012 20:30

Proper not up for it tonight. It's too cold in this house to get my fanjo out Sad

Will write a proper message in the morning. It's my birthday tomorrow so birthday shaggies for DingDong Grin

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Bearface · 07/11/2012 20:49

Happy birthday for tomorrow Ding! Wine

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OrangeLily · 07/11/2012 23:02

So we're a bit new to the whole shagging with a purpose thing and are not really sure what to do apart from the obvious shag.

Tonight we weren't really sure how long I should lie there for afterwards? It feels so strange not- not- trying to get up the duff!

We do however know that bum sex doesn't work!

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frogchops · 08/11/2012 07:54

Well that's a start orange!!
Have fallen a little big off the Dtd wagon, having Dtd on cd6,9,13,15,16 and am now on cd20....and havnt done it again since, I'm just too tired and if I'm honest can't be arsed. Know DP is the same...I mentioned it yday that we could have done last night and he just grunted in agreement! I def don't wana just do it to baby make...it also needs to be because we want it. I keep telling myself that it doesn't matter cos we've probably missed the 'egg' opportunity anyway, but then read about people conceiving on cd24,27 etc. confused!!!

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frogchops · 08/11/2012 07:55

Oh and happy bday Ding!! Xx

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AndieMatrix · 08/11/2012 09:04

Happy Birthday Ding Glad you've got the basics.l

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AndieMatrix · 08/11/2012 09:05

Lol.
Silly thumbs!

I've been up half the night with a feverish 3yr old thinking "I'm crazy to want to do this again!"

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Kittenkatzen · 08/11/2012 09:35

MORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

:o

Have been AWOL for a while, this 2ww has been dragging like you wouldn't believe so I've tried really hard to just forget about it, which has meant banning myself from MN!

Anyway CD25 today, which is the day AF has shown up for the last two months....no signs yet but not really feeling anything much at all to be honest. Wait and see then.

ding happy birthday!! Hope you have got lots of lovely pressies and copious amounts of cake :o

horse that blog is hilarious, will be reading that at my desk whilst pretending to work today!

frog excellent work on the initiation, sounds like he might be secretly loving it Wink

andie have you tested yet?

On the bum sex topic I'm a bit meh about it really - DH likes it so i tend to let him have his way every now and again when I've had wine as a treat. I don't mind it, doesn't really do much for me though and like someone else said the ummm misplaced deposits are a bit offputting!

to everyone I've missed, hope you're all well :)

We must be due a BFP soon huh?

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teaandcakesolveseverything · 08/11/2012 09:59

Not been posting for a long time as reeeeaaaallly trying not to obsess, but given up on that!
Happy birthday ding!
frog you are doing so much JSing you are putting me to shame, why were you so stressed about it?! Fab!
I am not one to talk though, having read how much shagging everyone else is doing I am now worried that EOD isn't enough, but even that is a struggle, DH is knackered with work so the amount of persuasion he needs makes me the grumpy one! And you are right ding, cold fanjos and indeed hands and feet are not sexy!
Please someone say that EOD is ok??? I'm not sure we can do much more that that!!!
Hope that the witch doesn't pay you a visit kitten, for all the right reasons, I would be going loopy by now!

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AndieMatrix · 08/11/2012 10:02

Hi Kitten FX for the witch not getting you this month. Willpower is very strong and I've resisted testing as per DP's request (he doesn't like me disappointed, said if he could he'd ban me from ever testing and we'd just know when it was obvious.lol) may test this weekend while he's home. Careful not to laugh too much at that blog if you're pretending to work, I was nearly crying at some bits.

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Bearface · 08/11/2012 14:17

Tea - we are definitely dtd EOD. Haven't managed two days on the trot yet. Might have to up the stakes though next cycle if it doesn't work this time. Not even sure where I am in my cycle just now. I'm only 6 dpo if I actually ov on 14th, but don't even know that for sure! (Yep, this is the right fred for me.) I think EOD is fine, but may just take a bit longer than ED statistically speaking I guess. As long as nothing else is up, it has to work eventually, surely?

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frogchops · 08/11/2012 14:52

Oh see, I'm not even EOD! It's been a struggle to Dtd the 5 times k have in 2 weeks. You are all putting me to shame and if I get a bfn this month I'm definately blaming our lack of Dtd. It's been a massive tho b for me to instigate most of the 5 we have done though so that's progress. One step at a time!! Huff secretly huffs at the sheer lack of shaggjng in our house although for the last two nights I havnt wanted it either so j can't just blame DP. Does anyone else go off Dtd after ov??

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