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Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

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Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:03

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Wine and Brew with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers :o

OP posts:
frogchops · 17/11/2012 17:55

Oh my .... Pink lady I'd be fuming!!! Good nice to wait till you've got the swimmers benefit you complain tho!!
After I said earlier I thought af was imminent....she still aint here. Not even a faint line in IC, just bfn.
Was thinking about js tonight but I don't want it to wake her up and bring her on!! Lol
Ding, you sound just like me, with your impatient poas mentality!!

frogchops · 17/11/2012 17:59

Boy, I had a line on one of those piar the other day.... But each one I've done since has been a bfn, I'm scred to use my FRER cos I think it will say bfn and then it will be so final!!

BoyMeetsWorld · 17/11/2012 18:04

Hi frog d'you mean you got one PIAR with a faint line but then subsequent attempts at PIAR were negative?? Or one PIAR positive but BFNs with other types of tests?

I've had 2 identical results with the PIAR but won't believe it unless a 'good' test says the same...

frogchops · 17/11/2012 18:08

No I've done about 3/4 piar now but only the first was a line :-/
I'm scared to use a decent one!!

DingDongBelle · 17/11/2012 18:17

When the fertility gyno did mine it was a piar ic. "good" tests are just an ic in a case, you know that? Even a digi is a dip strip in a case if you pull them apart :)

Ime, ic tests are more sensitive, say 10mlu whereas a digi is more like 25 - 40 mlu.

Just saying am egging you all on which is naughty as I have another 10days

frogchops · 17/11/2012 18:19

Hehe, we'll in tht case, I'm a definite bfn. I've had 3 after my faint line on the first IC. Booooo

frogchops · 17/11/2012 18:23

Oh and re those 10 days ding....I'll get my own back on that naughty egging!!

AndieMatrix · 17/11/2012 18:35

Pinklady That was very rude of your DP. Mine always asks where I'd like his deposits, he's so polite.lol. But yes, get what you want before you tell him off Grin

Lots of peeing on things going on round here, I don't know whether to be excited or disappointed in you all.lol

DingDongBelle · 17/11/2012 18:38

Ha ha, Frog, I'll hold you to that. I've promised myself new boots if I can get to 14dpo without weeing on anything :)

DingDongBelle · 17/11/2012 18:39

Altogether now: HOOYA ;)

BoyMeetsWorld · 17/11/2012 18:46

Omfg ... Just used the Clear Blue that I was keeping for special. Def + . Going to test using a digital tomorrow. But that's 3 positive with 2 different types of test on one day...can I start to get a bit excited do you think?

FX for everybody POAsing

DingDongBelle · 17/11/2012 18:55

Boyyyyyyyyyy! I think that's a bfp... :)

DingDongBelle · 17/11/2012 18:56

Ps; lol@ 'keeping for special' :) I do that! I think of it as my 'Sunday Best Test' lol :D

frogchops · 17/11/2012 19:32

Haha, my FRER are for best!! Silly really cos I'm only gona wee on it!! But nevertheless is like to be at least a bit sure first. Boy this sounds like ur upduffed!! Congrats!!
Ding, I'm crap, I promised myself the exact same thing. I bought my boots on dpo7.... I figured they'd be motivational. Lol!!

DingDongBelle · 17/11/2012 19:38

Motivational boots! I like that idea :)

Bearface · 17/11/2012 20:25

Boy - hurrah - sounds like a BFP! [SMILE] Yayyyy!

Love the idea of motivational boots too Frog! I must get some . . .

Unfortunately ERTD turned up late morning. Gutted. Will be back on wagon in 7-10 days though depending on how long witch decides to hang around. Next time . . . sigh.

I know I sound really stupid here, but I'm going to ask anyway because I know you ladies won't think I'm stupid and will sit me down with a cup of tea and tell me. So, I'm wondering, even if you do it EOD or even ED and presuming there aren't any underlying fertility problems, why don't you actually get a BFP? Is it literally just timing? Or am I missing something? Can some people just be more fertile than others? If so, why? I'm just a bit mystified and google is not answering my questions. Confused

MrsBri · 17/11/2012 20:45

Bear, even if you both have normal fertility and even if you DTD at the right time, you only have a 20% chance of getting pregnant each cycle.

It really is just odds, and probably luck too.

Don't be disheartened.

Redshoes56 · 17/11/2012 21:05

boy sounds like awesome news to me!!!!! Smile

Bearface · 17/11/2012 21:12

Thanks MrsBri - that's what I was wondering. Thanks - I'll be okay. I really was genuinely wondering if I was missing something. Really glad I'm not. Smile Pizza for tea - yum!

frogchops · 17/11/2012 21:18

Don't worry bear, I've pondered this too!,
I keep thinking if its down to luck....all these bfp people are out of the game now...surely that shortens our odds, lol!,
Also I've come to realise no that I'm convinced I'm n the bus for a while longer....that this stupid idea of joining slimming world to distract me during the 2ww is now just a bloody nuisance cos I wana eat cake! Do u think the leader woman will let me be a 2 week per month member? I sooo want a peanut butter kitkat.

Bearface · 17/11/2012 21:24

Personally I'd have the KitKat Frog and then do exercise tomorrow to compensate! Not trying to lead you astray here. Although I don't have choccie in the house so I have to walk to get it.

Thanks Frog - I sometimes just wonder if I'm a bit dim, but MrsBri has reassured me. I think you're right though - that the luck fairy has to come our way at some point, right?

Bearface · 17/11/2012 21:33

Ha ha - actually Frog - I'd run to the shops for one just now!

frogchops · 17/11/2012 21:49

Yeh, I've thought to myself 'how can it not happen if we Dtd everyday?' But who knows what's stopping those little blighters from doing their bloody business!!

AndieMatrix · 17/11/2012 22:30

Boy Hooray!! Grin

Frog and Bear It is a huge game of chance. Like life in general really. It all starts with those little swimmers and that egg that by all intents and purposes is like Fort bloody Knox!

My Saturday night just went to shit. 9.05 instead of my half hour cuddle with DP before he goes on his night shift I'm on a step ladder in my front garden in my onesie,coat and slippers cleaning egg and flour from my lounge window. If I find the fuckers they're dead!! Robbed me of my snuggles. So now I've gone all paranoid, have taped the letterbox shut and have a Glock19 air pistol ready to scare the shit out of them if they come back.

Redshoes56 · 17/11/2012 22:32

20% odds are shit when you are trying to get pregnant but pretty good if you are trying to win a lotto! Guess it is all how you view it. One in five. Eventually our eggs will succumb and cooperate!

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