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50 Shades of Sore Bits

266 replies

Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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HalleLouja · 25/02/2013 14:07

It really must be a quiet day in the office.

DS likes to snatch things off of DD.... The joys. I think I might start working full time Grin

UmBongo · 04/03/2013 21:17

Ooh, when you get your job Lou, can you get me in too?

I was sitting on the floor in the playroom the other day and picked up one of ds's toys and started fiddling with it. He of course, immediately wanted it, so I was able to have a discussion with him about dd wanting what he's got. He will have forgotten now, but hey ho!

Coo-ee, Faireeeeeeee! How ya doin? I've got a diamond white here with your name on Smile

UmBongo · 07/03/2013 12:58

RIGHT THAT'S IT.

As soon as I finish my lunch Hmm I am going to start exercising. I am 14st 3lb. Which is roughly 3st more than what I want to be. No more biscuits, crisps, cake or cheeeeeeeese. (Well - a lot less than there was- I don't like outright bans cos they immediately make me want something!)

I just hope I can get back on the C25K without my foot going wrong again.

HalleLouja · 09/03/2013 14:15

I am here!

HalleLouja · 09/03/2013 14:15

I already work though. My boss would like me to work full time. But that ain't gonna happen.

UmBongo · 10/03/2013 23:03

Thursday's exercise was vigorously sweeping and mopping all the hard floors in the house - a job that in dds bedroom has not been done for a while. Friday, Saturday and tonight has been Jillian whotsits 30 day Shred video off oo-toobe stage 1. What I had never heard of before I started hanging around on MN! It is ok, but I think I may get a tad bored, I am only on day 3 and already had the tv on and the laptop showing the video. Hopefully I will lose a bit of weight quickly and can get back to the C25K without my foot/ankle/knee/ or any other part of me failing to do its job as leaping around my own lounge is daft!

UmBongo · 12/03/2013 22:17

Daftness continuing! Day 5 shred done. I had to go and do the exercising in the kitchen this evening as dh was in! I don't need him sitting laughing at all the wobbly bits wobbling up and down!

Anyone off down the park? The snow has gone from here (mostly!)

UmBongo · 13/03/2013 14:31

Umbongo is procrastinating again. She is hungry. Tired. And has a very messy kitchen with washing up waiting, and has only got just over half an hour before the school run. She must get on.

[but she doesn't want to and may have a tantrum if she can be bothered]

Oh and M&S fuller longer chargrilled chicken toastie was very nice, but I am still hungry 2 hours later. Dd and I treated each other to lunch out!

HalleLouja · 17/03/2013 18:55

[Passes 5Alive the leftover homemade pizza]

UmBongo · 23/03/2013 22:43

Not allowed leftover pizza any more thank you, but thank you for the virtual pizza, it was very tasty! I have been on a diet for 2 weeks and have lost 6lb already. Very few cakes, puds, biscuits and sweets and not a lot of booze either. Day 3 level 2 done.

HalleLouja · 26/03/2013 12:04

Well done you!

To be fair the pizza would have been stale before you ate it Wink

I wonder if FG and Lemony are around? Cooooeeeyyyyy!

UmBongo · 26/03/2013 12:49

Don't know, but if they have gone down to the park dressed in their usuals then they will be bloody freeeeeezing!

HalleLouja · 26/03/2013 13:25

Tis true [throws Lemony and FG some thermal thongs Grin]

UmBongo · 27/03/2013 22:57

I love the concept of thermal thongs!

I'm dreaming of a white ..... um,.... Easter?

HalleLouja · 28/03/2013 09:25
Grin
Fairygodmother1 · 29/03/2013 06:58

Thanks for the thermal thongs! Much needed.

Last month was a total cock up! No pun intended. Took my first round of clomid, got a sinus infection so antibiotics threw my cycle out. Have no idea if I ovulated cos when I went to get the blood tests done at the hospital, it was closed. Very strong complaint letter was written.

No clomid this month as cons suggested every other month. Just waiting to oulate again.

Decided I wanted to lose a bit more weight so hopefully going for IVF this summer.

Wish the weather would sort itself out so that I can actually get out for a run!

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HalleLouja · 29/03/2013 13:33

Glad the thongs were useful. Sorry you were ill FG.

HalleLouja · 29/03/2013 13:34

Shall we kick the stoopid hospital in the tits?

Fairygodmother1 · 29/03/2013 17:42

Yes! very angry with the hospital! Angry

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HalleLouja · 29/03/2013 17:47

[buangry]

HalleLouja · 29/03/2013 17:47

Much funnier! [bushock]

Fairygodmother1 · 30/03/2013 08:44

Loving [bubiscuit] and [buconfused]

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HalleLouja · 30/03/2013 08:47

[bubiscuit] must be the best emoticon ever.

DS is 5 today [wonders where time has flown].

Fairygodmother1 · 30/03/2013 11:09

Ooh Happy birthday to DS! [bugrin]

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UmBongo · 31/03/2013 13:50

Happy Birthday to Lou's DS and Happy Easter to one and all [bugrin]

Sorry the hospital are being arses. How can a hospital be closed?! [bushock] And [bubiscuit] to sinus infections and everything else that gets in the way of FairyG's treatment.

I am kind of doing the 30 day shred - watching the vid on oo-toobe as I am too tight to go and buy the dvd proper like. I have lost 6lb through doing that and eating less crap. I hope to loose a bit more then if when the weather warms up I can start the C25K again. I have to go running again cos I have just entered a Race for Life in June. Ooops [bushock]

[bubear]

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