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50 Shades of Sore Bits

266 replies

Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:16

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! Grin

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HalleLouja · 16/12/2012 07:15

Kick them all in the tits.

UmBongo · 19/12/2012 14:09

Oooh, Kicking, can I join in?

Congratulations on leaving shit job, FairyG.

Wanders off to google frank Sinatras missusses....

HalleLoujainHomelandWonderland · 25/12/2012 11:20

Merry Xmas chavettes x

UmBongo · 28/12/2012 15:04

Merry Christmas one and all. Dear Santa, you need to start making a baby for FairyGs chrissy pressie for next year.

I hope everyone was nice to each other, ds has been mostly good, except this morning he felt like hiding behind a door and throwing one of my shoes (with heels) at me as I came through it. "I don't know why mummy" Fortunately it only hit my hand, not dd who I was carrying at the time. Xmas Hmm

Fairygodmother1 · 31/12/2012 08:24

Happy New Year Chavettes!!!!!

Well I got a positive OPK the weekend b4 xmas....fingers crossed!

Sounds like fun in your house Um.

Love the xmas name Lou!

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UmBongo · 01/01/2013 22:33

Happy New Year everyone, sounds like FairyG has been busy over christmas! Go Fairy and GO MR FAIRY!!!

Ds has been pretty good since the shoe incident, apart from a few food nicking incidents. I do actually feed him, but he has felt the need to pinch crisps and a bit of open cast mining at the back of the christmas cake!

Fairygodmother1 · 02/01/2013 14:39

Well 3 days till I can test but not hopeful.... Xmas Envy

Went for a run today & attempting to be good but still loads of chocolate & crisps available in the house... Xmas Hmm

DS must be a growing boy!

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HalleLouja · 02/01/2013 17:01

Happy new year me lovelies.

FG your poor husband Xmas Wink

Right new year - now I need to start running!

Fairygodmother1 · 03/01/2013 15:55

Lol Mr Fairy is ok. Walking around with a big smile Grin, would love saturday to give him an even bigger one! Grin Grin
did you have a run Lou? I did wii active & Just sweat on Just Dance 4 today! My muscles re screaming in agony today. A trip to town was uncomfortable! Shock

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 11:02

No running just yet. Am starting exercising next week and will run then. Too darn lazy this week.

Have pilates and my exercise class next week so will hopefully motivate me.

Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2013 13:27

I've thrown myself into exercise big time. Put on 9lb over xmas Xmas Blush

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 13:34

I am going to throw myself into exercise just taking it easy at the moment.

HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 13:34
Xmas Grin
Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2013 14:22

LOL!

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 14:25

I am doing a 10k in May so need to get off my arse!

Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2013 15:53

God yeah!

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HalleLouja · 04/01/2013 16:53

Fingers crossed for Saturday but remember you are unlikely to be pregnant Xmas Wink.

UmBongo · 04/01/2013 23:51

Good luck for tomorrow morning.

I am going to have a new years resolution about eating less and moving more in February, there will be less food in the house. I am going to spend a happy few more weeks finishing the chocolate and cheese that are in the house first.

I also have to find out about running after plantar fasciatis, and see if I dare without setting it off again, because limping for a month was not funny.

Ds is a growing, thieving little wotsit, he has been at the christmas cake again this morning. No more pudding or cake, or biscuits until the end of the holiday for thieving little wotsits! If he does it again in the morning I will have to start gathering up his toys in a bin bag!

Fairygodmother1 · 05/01/2013 14:21

Ooh you meanie Um - does he need childline's number??? PMPL!

BFN but no AF either so give it till next sat as it only showed up a week ate last time. Either that or another month of exhausting DH Wink

Have you checked with Dr Google?

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HalleLouja · 05/01/2013 14:36

FG your DH needs a spa day to gain some energy Xmas Grin.

Fairygodmother1 · 05/01/2013 18:18

I was thinking that to Lou Grin

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HalleLouja · 05/01/2013 18:58

Grin back at you!

Fairygodmother1 · 06/01/2013 18:30

Looks like I'm out Sad

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HalleLouja · 06/01/2013 18:56
Sad
Fairygodmother1 · 07/01/2013 13:29

Def out Brew Biscuit

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